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I predict that targeted advertising will eventually get so bad that they're selling razors designed specifically for left-handed stonemasons who walk with a limp and enjoy the opera. Naturally, it won't actually be any different from a normal razor. It will just be called the Gillette Power Fusion Ultimate Sinistral Stonecarver Gimp Operatic Warp Factor 24. Also it will have two dozen blades and a hyperflux capacitance resonator.
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Bwhahahahahahaa, that was freaking hilarious. <3Atilla wrote:I predict that targeted advertising will eventually get so bad that they're selling razors designed specifically for left-handed stonemasons who walk with a limp and enjoy the opera. Naturally, it won't actually be any different from a normal razor. It will just be called the Gillette Power Fusion Ultimate Sinistral Stonecarver Gimp Operatic Warp Factor 24. Also it will have two dozen blades and a hyperflux capacitance resonator.
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Any razor that can travel through time would be both extremely helpful if you're late for a meeting, but also extremely humorous. Ever wondered what Colonel Custard would look like with a Hitler Stache?Atilla wrote:I predict that targeted advertising will eventually get so bad that they're selling razors designed specifically for left-handed stonemasons who walk with a limp and enjoy the opera. Naturally, it won't actually be any different from a normal razor. It will just be called the Gillette Power Fusion Ultimate Sinistral Stonecarver Gimp Operatic Warp Factor 24. Also it will have two dozen blades and a hyperflux capacitance resonator.
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The gamer razor doesn't claim to do anything that makes it better at shaving a gamer. I think it may make shaving is more like a game, so the gamer doesn't get bored. It has five blades, uses micropulses, and has three levels of difficulty: face, back, and scrotum.
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So are you saying it's not seared with runes of shaving? Because I'm not buying it unless it has runes.
Now, what they should do is go into partnership with Wizards. A razor with five blades and a those micropulse thingies could be a +5 Razor of Power.
Now, what they should do is go into partnership with Wizards. A razor with five blades and a those micropulse thingies could be a +5 Razor of Power.
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