I use my time travelling watch to send me back into real time. I also snap my neck back into place, pull out my shotgun and put it in Sithmaster's mouth. I pull the trigger and watch Sithmaster's brains fly out.
KotD
King of the Ditch
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- Contact:
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Nan__D_Chaser got lookatthis, not me. lookatthis is another guy. And he's good at N.
Anyway, I throw a sheep at TnP.
Anyway, I throw a sheep at TnP.
Nobody will probably read this sentance, as it is the second to last one, so put it in your sig if you did. -brainwasher's sig.
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." -Me
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Nan__D_Chaser got lookatthis, not me. lookatthis is another guy. And he's good at N.
Anyway, I throw a sheep at TnP.
Anyway, I throw a sheep at TnP.
Nobody will probably read this sentance, as it is the second to last one, so put it in your sig if you did. -brainwasher's sig.
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." -Me
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- Maxwell Smart
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- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/lookatthisisgoodatn
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Nan__D_Chaser got lookatthis, not me. lookatthis is another guy. And he's good at N.
Anyway, I throw a sheep at TnP.
Anyway, I throw a sheep at TnP.
Nobody will probably read this sentance, as it is the second to last one, so put it in your sig if you did. -brainwasher's sig.
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." -Me
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- Maxwell Smart
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- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/lookatthisisgoodatn
- Location: ...
Nan__D_Chaser got lookatthis, not me. lookatthis is another guy. And he's good at N.
Anyway, I throw a sheep at TnP.
Anyway, I throw a sheep at TnP.
Nobody will probably read this sentance, as it is the second to last one, so put it in your sig if you did. -brainwasher's sig.
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." -Me
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anyways...
I come back and steal the shotgun away from UniverseZero and shoot him, so KofD.
If you really want to know how I came alive, I went through the 7 stages of heaven but Allah got pissed and tryed to throw me into Hell but missed and I hit the ocean.
I come back and steal the shotgun away from UniverseZero and shoot him, so KofD.
If you really want to know how I came alive, I went through the 7 stages of heaven but Allah got pissed and tryed to throw me into Hell but missed and I hit the ocean.
Click to get a suprise...
RCE these = RCE yours. Remember to actually rate!
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You shot my arm, and I didn't die.
I hi-jack a plane and crash it on top of you. I parachute out at the last minute.
KotD
I hi-jack a plane and crash it on top of you. I parachute out at the last minute.
KotD
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I was actually a hologram made by my intelligent monkey. Then he goes and eats you.
I go in.
KOFD
I go in.
KOFD
Click to get a suprise...
RCE these = RCE yours. Remember to actually rate!
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I burst out of his stomach, just like in alien.
I get in a tank and blow you up with a few shells.
KotD
I get in a tank and blow you up with a few shells.
KotD
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- Antonio Banderas
- Posts: 1703
- Joined: 2008.09.26 (13:56)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/donfuy
- MBTI Type: ISTP
- Location: port
I transform you into a Lego camera.
The Lego camera turns everything SEXY.
You (think) are so sexy you get out of the ditch to try a career of model.
KotD
The Lego camera turns everything SEXY.
You (think) are so sexy you get out of the ditch to try a career of model.
KotD
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Runs in to the ditch before Donfuy can post again saying he finally runs in.
KotD.
By the way, sorry about the quadruple post. Don't know WHAT the fudge THAT was about.
KotD.
By the way, sorry about the quadruple post. Don't know WHAT the fudge THAT was about.
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Nobody will probably read this sentance, as it is the second to last one, so put it in your sig if you did. -brainwasher's sig.
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." -Me
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- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/sithmaster
- Location: East Dakota aka the West Coast of Mongolia
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your exploding sig piece kills vaporizes every thing in the multiverse, and cause you all were in said multiverse, you die.
I survive, and so does the ditch, only because I (and the ditch) were in a Rubix cube (undestroyable!) that was inside of a Twinkie (radioactivity can't get through).
I now live in rubix in a ditch in Twinkie, on the whole wide world, in the Universe, which is a part of the Multiverse that was destroyed!*
*say that to the tune of a certain kids song!
I survive, and so does the ditch, only because I (and the ditch) were in a Rubix cube (undestroyable!) that was inside of a Twinkie (radioactivity can't get through).
I now live in rubix in a ditch in Twinkie, on the whole wide world, in the Universe, which is a part of the Multiverse that was destroyed!*
*say that to the tune of a certain kids song!
quotes of the old forum
Blue_Tetris: Wait, wait wait. Does this mean I can break the rules to provoke a reaction and not get banned?
...awesome! The next few days are gonna be some fun.
Someguy: Eagles may soar in the sky, but weasels never get sucked right into a jet engine
Steven Colbert: I see patterns where they don't where they don't exist!!!
Mosh: Fishing for fish only works if the fish are hungry. Don't ask the fish why they don't bite. Rather, consider why they aren't biting.
Or simply chuck a grenade in the lake, pick up the dead fish, and call it a day.
capt_weasle: Mare is actually reagan who is really Tsukatu, who is actually just God. And you can't say he isn't because that would mean he doesnt believe in himself. He just has a low self esteem. Poor guy.
Palemoon:thanks, maestro. Now i can stop smearing paste on my face with a broom
Animator:Eat those poor gingerbread men? For shame. Do you know how many widows are in a gingerbread family? Millions. They have been fighting a war with humanity ever since they were made just to survive and live, with no luck! Think of the children, man! Those poor gingerbread children who are orpahns now, because their moms and dads were eaten, AND THEY WILL SHARE THE SAME FATE TOO! It's saddening. Please, go out there and raise money to save this ever-endangered reality of sugar and bread. Please, for the sake of this kind... think of the oven.
Player 1:You may very well be the first person on the planet to have his faced caved in by a fistful of turkey. Congratulations.
Click here to feed me a Rare Candy!
Get your own at Pokeplushies!
Tsukatu Twilight Rant
BELLA parks her car and enters the school.
EDWARD: "Hello, Bella. I am very awkward, and I am a vampire."
Freeze frame: the text "protagonist, and also a vampire" appears, and an arrow pointing from the text to EDWARD blinks a few times.
BELLA: "I am infatuated with you." (she turns to the camera) "I am unaware that Edward is a vampire."
EDWARD: "I am infatuated with you, too, and I am a vampire."
BELLA: "Let's be awkward together." (she turns to the camera) "I am still unaware that Edward is a vampire."
EDWARD: "I completely agree, and I am very clearly a vampire."
(EDWARD does vampirey things.)
BELLA: "Thank you for saving my life."
EDWARD: "No problem, and I am a vampire."
BELLA: (to the camera) "I am beginning to suspect that Edward is not human."
EDWARD: "I am a vampire."
BELLA: "Are you a superhero?"
EDWARD: "No, I am a vampire."
BELLA: "What are you then?"
EDWARD: "I am not the good guy; I am the bad guy." (he turns to the camera) "That was a lie. I am very much the good guy." (he turns back to Bella) "Specifically, I am a vampire."
BELLA: (to the camera) "I am beginning to suspect that Edward is a vampire."
JACOB: "Hello, Bella, and I am very clearly a werewolf. Look at my wacky canines."
BELLA: "What do you have against Edward, anyway?"
JACOB: "I am a werewolf."
BELLA: "I am convinced that you are a normal human being."
JACOB: "Everyone in my tribe is a werewolf. I am in my tribe; I am also a werewolf. We are all werewolves."
BELLA: "I have no reason to believe that you are more than human."
And what exactly is Bella's problem? Why does she fall head-over-heels with an anti-social, almost preternaturally awkward, whiny, mascara-wearing emo cunt?
lord_day
I guess the guy who wrote XKCD was right. You can't be too stupid for youtube.
brocerius
When i say 'Abortion is murder' i mean just that; it is the taking of life - in that, from conception, a fetus is as definably life as is a bacteria, a puppy, or Stephen Hawking. This is how i think it differs from contraception, masturbation, and not screwing Dave.
Blue_Tetris quotes (all taken from a topic on abortion)
Eating vegetables instead of meat lowers your sperm count, clearly killing potential children. Vegetarians are murderers.
If a chair comes into my house and I don't want it there, I do everything in my power to remove it. What makes you think you have more rights than a chair when you go into someone else's home unannounced?
If I'm sleeping around without a condom, I'm likely to have a child too. When I wear a condom, I prevent the likely child I would have. Condoms are for murderers. I'm good at picking up dates and getting them into the sack, so if I restrain myself from going clubbing then I am prventing a potential child. Non-socialites are murderers.
GTM
What ever happened to the purpose of Christmas anyway, I thought it was about elves smacking each other over the head with a shovel whilst Santa drank whisky and egged them on.
I give you a laser printer and set it to stun
Tsukatu
Deathconsciousness: "Deism is closer to atheism than theism."
Demonz: "Oh? How's that?"
Deathconsciousness: "Well, deism is the belief that there's a-"
Demonz: *grabs airhorn* *FNNNRRRRRRRRTT*
Deathconsciousness: "..."
Demonz: *puts down airhorn* "Sorry, you were saying?"
Deathconsciousness: "...a being that created the uni-"
Demonz: *grabs airhorn* *FNNNRRRRRRRRTT*
Deathconsciousness: "..."
Demonz: *puts down airhorn* "Please continue."
Deathconsciousness: "Are you going to let me finish this time?"
Demonz: "Given that I had to stop you twice just now in the same sentence, I don't think that's likely."
*Tsukatu wanders in*
Tsukatu: "Anyone seen my airhorn?"
Demonz: "Yeah, it's right here. I needed to borrow it for a sec. I knew you wouldn't mind."
Tsukatu: "Oh, yeah, that's fine. I'm just about to head into the Okay With Gays thread."
Demonz: "Here you go." *hands Tsukatu the airhorn*
Tsukatu: "Thanks." *exits the thread*
Demonz: "Where were we?"
Deathconsciousness: "I was saying how atheists also believe th-"
Demonz: "AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"
Deathconsciousness: (startled) "What was that?"
Demonz: "Sorry, I don't have the airhorn anymore. Do go on."
Deathconsciousness: "..."
*an airhorn sounds in a nearby thread*
deathconsciousness
a lack of belief is still a belief that something in itself is lacking. please dont be arrogant.
demonzlunchbreak
What the jesus balls are you talking about?
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Donfuy was looking through the internet and sees some of my photo shoots. He dies because I'm so sexy, even more so then him.
I then eat the Twinkie and crap you out onto a planet that blows up in a supernova 2 hours later.
I then find the ditch again, wherever the hell it is.
KotD
I then eat the Twinkie and crap you out onto a planet that blows up in a supernova 2 hours later.
I then find the ditch again, wherever the hell it is.
KotD
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- Joined: 2008.11.09 (18:28)
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- Location: ...
You have a heart attack. I find the ditch, run in and I am now...
...KOTD! I also throw carnivorous popcorn at you and anyone else who tries to find the ditch.
...KOTD! I also throw carnivorous popcorn at you and anyone else who tries to find the ditch.
Nobody will probably read this sentance, as it is the second to last one, so put it in your sig if you did. -brainwasher's sig.
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." -Me
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- Antonio Banderas
- Posts: 1703
- Joined: 2008.09.26 (13:56)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/donfuy
- MBTI Type: ISTP
- Location: port
I throw herbivorous porn corn so that they get distracted.
"Hey lookatthisisgoodatn! I have cock coke here! Come get some!"
You are thirsty. You get out of the ditch to get the cock coke liquid, that is millimeters away from the ditch.
You realize coke doesn't satisfies you. You go get some water, that is gogolplexes of milimeters aways from the ditch.
You go out.
I go in.
Those carnivorous popcorns are now my little puppies, and I teach them to not be lured by anything, other than given by me.
KotD
"Hey lookatthisisgoodatn! I have cock coke here! Come get some!"
You are thirsty. You get out of the ditch to get the cock coke liquid, that is millimeters away from the ditch.
You realize coke doesn't satisfies you. You go get some water, that is gogolplexes of milimeters aways from the ditch.
You go out.
I go in.
Those carnivorous popcorns are now my little puppies, and I teach them to not be lured by anything, other than given by me.
KotD
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- Ice Cold
- Posts: 202
- Joined: 2008.11.13 (01:18)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/sithmaster
- Location: East Dakota aka the West Coast of Mongolia
- Contact:
"Delicious magic
Your hungry brain scarfs it down.
Yum! It tastes like 1!"
I'm King of the Ditch
Your hungry brain scarfs it down.
Yum! It tastes like 1!"
I'm King of the Ditch
quotes of the old forum
Blue_Tetris: Wait, wait wait. Does this mean I can break the rules to provoke a reaction and not get banned?
...awesome! The next few days are gonna be some fun.
Someguy: Eagles may soar in the sky, but weasels never get sucked right into a jet engine
Steven Colbert: I see patterns where they don't where they don't exist!!!
Mosh: Fishing for fish only works if the fish are hungry. Don't ask the fish why they don't bite. Rather, consider why they aren't biting.
Or simply chuck a grenade in the lake, pick up the dead fish, and call it a day.
capt_weasle: Mare is actually reagan who is really Tsukatu, who is actually just God. And you can't say he isn't because that would mean he doesnt believe in himself. He just has a low self esteem. Poor guy.
Palemoon:thanks, maestro. Now i can stop smearing paste on my face with a broom
Animator:Eat those poor gingerbread men? For shame. Do you know how many widows are in a gingerbread family? Millions. They have been fighting a war with humanity ever since they were made just to survive and live, with no luck! Think of the children, man! Those poor gingerbread children who are orpahns now, because their moms and dads were eaten, AND THEY WILL SHARE THE SAME FATE TOO! It's saddening. Please, go out there and raise money to save this ever-endangered reality of sugar and bread. Please, for the sake of this kind... think of the oven.
Player 1:You may very well be the first person on the planet to have his faced caved in by a fistful of turkey. Congratulations.
Click here to feed me a Rare Candy!
Get your own at Pokeplushies!
Tsukatu Twilight Rant
BELLA parks her car and enters the school.
EDWARD: "Hello, Bella. I am very awkward, and I am a vampire."
Freeze frame: the text "protagonist, and also a vampire" appears, and an arrow pointing from the text to EDWARD blinks a few times.
BELLA: "I am infatuated with you." (she turns to the camera) "I am unaware that Edward is a vampire."
EDWARD: "I am infatuated with you, too, and I am a vampire."
BELLA: "Let's be awkward together." (she turns to the camera) "I am still unaware that Edward is a vampire."
EDWARD: "I completely agree, and I am very clearly a vampire."
(EDWARD does vampirey things.)
BELLA: "Thank you for saving my life."
EDWARD: "No problem, and I am a vampire."
BELLA: (to the camera) "I am beginning to suspect that Edward is not human."
EDWARD: "I am a vampire."
BELLA: "Are you a superhero?"
EDWARD: "No, I am a vampire."
BELLA: "What are you then?"
EDWARD: "I am not the good guy; I am the bad guy." (he turns to the camera) "That was a lie. I am very much the good guy." (he turns back to Bella) "Specifically, I am a vampire."
BELLA: (to the camera) "I am beginning to suspect that Edward is a vampire."
JACOB: "Hello, Bella, and I am very clearly a werewolf. Look at my wacky canines."
BELLA: "What do you have against Edward, anyway?"
JACOB: "I am a werewolf."
BELLA: "I am convinced that you are a normal human being."
JACOB: "Everyone in my tribe is a werewolf. I am in my tribe; I am also a werewolf. We are all werewolves."
BELLA: "I have no reason to believe that you are more than human."
And what exactly is Bella's problem? Why does she fall head-over-heels with an anti-social, almost preternaturally awkward, whiny, mascara-wearing emo cunt?
lord_day
I guess the guy who wrote XKCD was right. You can't be too stupid for youtube.
brocerius
When i say 'Abortion is murder' i mean just that; it is the taking of life - in that, from conception, a fetus is as definably life as is a bacteria, a puppy, or Stephen Hawking. This is how i think it differs from contraception, masturbation, and not screwing Dave.
Blue_Tetris quotes (all taken from a topic on abortion)
Eating vegetables instead of meat lowers your sperm count, clearly killing potential children. Vegetarians are murderers.
If a chair comes into my house and I don't want it there, I do everything in my power to remove it. What makes you think you have more rights than a chair when you go into someone else's home unannounced?
If I'm sleeping around without a condom, I'm likely to have a child too. When I wear a condom, I prevent the likely child I would have. Condoms are for murderers. I'm good at picking up dates and getting them into the sack, so if I restrain myself from going clubbing then I am prventing a potential child. Non-socialites are murderers.
GTM
What ever happened to the purpose of Christmas anyway, I thought it was about elves smacking each other over the head with a shovel whilst Santa drank whisky and egged them on.
I give you a laser printer and set it to stun
Tsukatu
Deathconsciousness: "Deism is closer to atheism than theism."
Demonz: "Oh? How's that?"
Deathconsciousness: "Well, deism is the belief that there's a-"
Demonz: *grabs airhorn* *FNNNRRRRRRRRTT*
Deathconsciousness: "..."
Demonz: *puts down airhorn* "Sorry, you were saying?"
Deathconsciousness: "...a being that created the uni-"
Demonz: *grabs airhorn* *FNNNRRRRRRRRTT*
Deathconsciousness: "..."
Demonz: *puts down airhorn* "Please continue."
Deathconsciousness: "Are you going to let me finish this time?"
Demonz: "Given that I had to stop you twice just now in the same sentence, I don't think that's likely."
*Tsukatu wanders in*
Tsukatu: "Anyone seen my airhorn?"
Demonz: "Yeah, it's right here. I needed to borrow it for a sec. I knew you wouldn't mind."
Tsukatu: "Oh, yeah, that's fine. I'm just about to head into the Okay With Gays thread."
Demonz: "Here you go." *hands Tsukatu the airhorn*
Tsukatu: "Thanks." *exits the thread*
Demonz: "Where were we?"
Deathconsciousness: "I was saying how atheists also believe th-"
Demonz: "AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"
Deathconsciousness: (startled) "What was that?"
Demonz: "Sorry, I don't have the airhorn anymore. Do go on."
Deathconsciousness: "..."
*an airhorn sounds in a nearby thread*
deathconsciousness
a lack of belief is still a belief that something in itself is lacking. please dont be arrogant.
demonzlunchbreak
What the jesus balls are you talking about?
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- Maxwell Smart
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I cast Hydro on myself, to satisfy my thirst. I then cast a more powerful version on you. It KO's you.
I am KOTD!
By the way, since 'lookatthisisgoodatn' seems to be too long, you can just call me Arcanus. 7 letters instead of 19. You don't HAVE to call me Arcanus, though.
2nd note, if I say something like 'Electro II' or 'Pyro III' it's elemental 'kinesis' from a game I'm making up. 'Vita' is healing. I to V is its strength. Don't you dare steal the idea, anyone!
I am KOTD!
By the way, since 'lookatthisisgoodatn' seems to be too long, you can just call me Arcanus. 7 letters instead of 19. You don't HAVE to call me Arcanus, though.
2nd note, if I say something like 'Electro II' or 'Pyro III' it's elemental 'kinesis' from a game I'm making up. 'Vita' is healing. I to V is its strength. Don't you dare steal the idea, anyone!
Nobody will probably read this sentance, as it is the second to last one, so put it in your sig if you did. -brainwasher's sig.
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." -Me
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- Ice Cold
- Posts: 202
- Joined: 2008.11.13 (01:18)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/sithmaster
- Location: East Dakota aka the West Coast of Mongolia
- Contact:
you fail to see my previous reference
you fail
it tastes like 1!
KofD
you fail
it tastes like 1!
KofD
quotes of the old forum
Blue_Tetris: Wait, wait wait. Does this mean I can break the rules to provoke a reaction and not get banned?
...awesome! The next few days are gonna be some fun.
Someguy: Eagles may soar in the sky, but weasels never get sucked right into a jet engine
Steven Colbert: I see patterns where they don't where they don't exist!!!
Mosh: Fishing for fish only works if the fish are hungry. Don't ask the fish why they don't bite. Rather, consider why they aren't biting.
Or simply chuck a grenade in the lake, pick up the dead fish, and call it a day.
capt_weasle: Mare is actually reagan who is really Tsukatu, who is actually just God. And you can't say he isn't because that would mean he doesnt believe in himself. He just has a low self esteem. Poor guy.
Palemoon:thanks, maestro. Now i can stop smearing paste on my face with a broom
Animator:Eat those poor gingerbread men? For shame. Do you know how many widows are in a gingerbread family? Millions. They have been fighting a war with humanity ever since they were made just to survive and live, with no luck! Think of the children, man! Those poor gingerbread children who are orpahns now, because their moms and dads were eaten, AND THEY WILL SHARE THE SAME FATE TOO! It's saddening. Please, go out there and raise money to save this ever-endangered reality of sugar and bread. Please, for the sake of this kind... think of the oven.
Player 1:You may very well be the first person on the planet to have his faced caved in by a fistful of turkey. Congratulations.
Click here to feed me a Rare Candy!
Get your own at Pokeplushies!
Tsukatu Twilight Rant
BELLA parks her car and enters the school.
EDWARD: "Hello, Bella. I am very awkward, and I am a vampire."
Freeze frame: the text "protagonist, and also a vampire" appears, and an arrow pointing from the text to EDWARD blinks a few times.
BELLA: "I am infatuated with you." (she turns to the camera) "I am unaware that Edward is a vampire."
EDWARD: "I am infatuated with you, too, and I am a vampire."
BELLA: "Let's be awkward together." (she turns to the camera) "I am still unaware that Edward is a vampire."
EDWARD: "I completely agree, and I am very clearly a vampire."
(EDWARD does vampirey things.)
BELLA: "Thank you for saving my life."
EDWARD: "No problem, and I am a vampire."
BELLA: (to the camera) "I am beginning to suspect that Edward is not human."
EDWARD: "I am a vampire."
BELLA: "Are you a superhero?"
EDWARD: "No, I am a vampire."
BELLA: "What are you then?"
EDWARD: "I am not the good guy; I am the bad guy." (he turns to the camera) "That was a lie. I am very much the good guy." (he turns back to Bella) "Specifically, I am a vampire."
BELLA: (to the camera) "I am beginning to suspect that Edward is a vampire."
JACOB: "Hello, Bella, and I am very clearly a werewolf. Look at my wacky canines."
BELLA: "What do you have against Edward, anyway?"
JACOB: "I am a werewolf."
BELLA: "I am convinced that you are a normal human being."
JACOB: "Everyone in my tribe is a werewolf. I am in my tribe; I am also a werewolf. We are all werewolves."
BELLA: "I have no reason to believe that you are more than human."
And what exactly is Bella's problem? Why does she fall head-over-heels with an anti-social, almost preternaturally awkward, whiny, mascara-wearing emo cunt?
lord_day
I guess the guy who wrote XKCD was right. You can't be too stupid for youtube.
brocerius
When i say 'Abortion is murder' i mean just that; it is the taking of life - in that, from conception, a fetus is as definably life as is a bacteria, a puppy, or Stephen Hawking. This is how i think it differs from contraception, masturbation, and not screwing Dave.
Blue_Tetris quotes (all taken from a topic on abortion)
Eating vegetables instead of meat lowers your sperm count, clearly killing potential children. Vegetarians are murderers.
If a chair comes into my house and I don't want it there, I do everything in my power to remove it. What makes you think you have more rights than a chair when you go into someone else's home unannounced?
If I'm sleeping around without a condom, I'm likely to have a child too. When I wear a condom, I prevent the likely child I would have. Condoms are for murderers. I'm good at picking up dates and getting them into the sack, so if I restrain myself from going clubbing then I am prventing a potential child. Non-socialites are murderers.
GTM
What ever happened to the purpose of Christmas anyway, I thought it was about elves smacking each other over the head with a shovel whilst Santa drank whisky and egged them on.
I give you a laser printer and set it to stun
Tsukatu
Deathconsciousness: "Deism is closer to atheism than theism."
Demonz: "Oh? How's that?"
Deathconsciousness: "Well, deism is the belief that there's a-"
Demonz: *grabs airhorn* *FNNNRRRRRRRRTT*
Deathconsciousness: "..."
Demonz: *puts down airhorn* "Sorry, you were saying?"
Deathconsciousness: "...a being that created the uni-"
Demonz: *grabs airhorn* *FNNNRRRRRRRRTT*
Deathconsciousness: "..."
Demonz: *puts down airhorn* "Please continue."
Deathconsciousness: "Are you going to let me finish this time?"
Demonz: "Given that I had to stop you twice just now in the same sentence, I don't think that's likely."
*Tsukatu wanders in*
Tsukatu: "Anyone seen my airhorn?"
Demonz: "Yeah, it's right here. I needed to borrow it for a sec. I knew you wouldn't mind."
Tsukatu: "Oh, yeah, that's fine. I'm just about to head into the Okay With Gays thread."
Demonz: "Here you go." *hands Tsukatu the airhorn*
Tsukatu: "Thanks." *exits the thread*
Demonz: "Where were we?"
Deathconsciousness: "I was saying how atheists also believe th-"
Demonz: "AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"
Deathconsciousness: (startled) "What was that?"
Demonz: "Sorry, I don't have the airhorn anymore. Do go on."
Deathconsciousness: "..."
*an airhorn sounds in a nearby thread*
deathconsciousness
a lack of belief is still a belief that something in itself is lacking. please dont be arrogant.
demonzlunchbreak
What the jesus balls are you talking about?
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- Maxwell Smart
- Posts: 99
- Joined: 2008.11.09 (18:28)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/lookatthisisgoodatn
- Location: ...
Okay, I don't get it. I thought it was something random, I didn't know it was a reference. Sooo... could ya tell me?
(He comes out of the ditch to explain, I kick him in the crotch and run into the ditch.)
W00t!!!
But no, seriously. I want to know.
(He comes out of the ditch to explain, I kick him in the crotch and run into the ditch.)
W00t!!!
But no, seriously. I want to know.
Nobody will probably read this sentance, as it is the second to last one, so put it in your sig if you did. -brainwasher's sig.
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." -Me
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- Yet Another Harshad
- Posts: 471
- Joined: 2008.10.24 (09:39)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/z3phyr
- MBTI Type: ISTP
- Location: Australia
I use "Gaia III" and it grows vines all around/on/inside/over/under/beside the ditch, and then i use "Pyro V" and it burns all those vines, and you, and anything around the ditch. I control all this from a remote satellite floating around in space, you cant do anything against me because you dont know where i am =)
Not KotD
Not KotD
Clickme
Sig and avatar made by 망했어 네 여동생
Orange- N cannot be spoken, or even thought about in my household. If my parents ever found out that I have played N since the cleansing, my life would be ruined. I keep the game in a multi-passworded .rar on a USB flash drive inside a locked boron alloy container that requires two keys to open (I keep one under the 64th hammer in my piano, and the other one in a small section of removable ceiling in the corner of the attic) hidden in a wall compartment lined with aluminium foil to prevent sonar detection behind my 375 kg cupboard, which is bolted to the floor - the only way to reach it is to abseil outside the fourth floor window and use a screwdriver to unfasten the screws holding the secret brick in place on the opposite side of the wall, but the screwdriver must be a specific type like the one I own, since if any other screwdriver comes into contact with the screws, the entire building will explode, as will a seperate charge placed inside the boron alloy container, rendering the USB useless. Even once the container is retrieved, attemping to open it without the arming pin in place (which is kept inside the battery compartment of my Maglite) will cause the water reservoirs lining the container to burst and react with the caesium lining, causing the container to burst into flames - the only way to prevent this is to use the arming pins to shut off the reservoirs with a sliding steel door. The USB itself contains an accelerometer linked to an explosive charge, meaning that if the USB detects its own movement speed as being greater than 5 cm/s, it will explode - any person attempting to steal it would have to move at a uselessly slow speed. Once plugged into a computer, the USB will upload a ghost virus onto it, leaving no traces. Only the right password can deactivate this virus, and if it is left on the computer for more than six hours, it will format all drives.
As you can see, I take my N playing very seriously.
Guiseppi- I'd much rather watch animals get boned in the ass.
Yanni- If it's glad, it's not rape.
Tsukatu- I refuse to use throw-away bags for such a frequent purpose as buying groceries. Instead, I've collected the hair of my two pet dogs and have woven them together into an all-natural, 100% environmentally friendly bag that I bring with me everywhere. And when I buy products that come in glass and plastic containers, I track down the company that packages them and ship back their containers so that they don't take up space in landfills.
Yeah, I use plastic.
Tsukatu- I hear Ebony Online is great, too. Cum save your princess, my lord!
Ska- UR MUM LIKE IS SPICY
Ska- why d i get the feeling what i typed will end up in the quote depository; or worse: someone's sig.
KinGAleX- I did it on the couch a little while ago.
Zeph- I got too pissed at the knife in the end so I just broke the wood on my knee
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[13:50:53] <Zeph> omfg 1950s jazz 
[13:50:57] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:51:01] <WorldCupE> WHAT
[13:51:11] <WorldCupE> hpw
[13:51:12] <WorldCupE> how
[13:51:12] <Zeph> everyone wears out halfway through the match
[13:51:15] <WorldCupE> ._.
[13:51:17] <WorldCupE> you
[13:51:19] <WorldCupE> aren't
[13:51:20] <WorldCupE> here
[13:51:24] <WorldCupikaze> I think the broadcasters lowered the volume for certain frequencies
[13:51:35] <WorldCupikaze> WOAH
[13:51:38] <WorldCupikaze> STOP IT ZEPH
[13:51:46] <WorldCupE> he's in #n
[13:51:49] <WorldCupE> but not here
[13:51:58] <Zeph> that nz guy wasn't fouled
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> DUBBLE YOO. TEE. EFF.
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> STOPIT
[13:52:29] <WorldCupE> I don't think Zeph can read what we say
[13:52:38] <WorldCupikaze> No
[13:52:41] <WorldCupikaze> But it still happens
[13:52:46] <WorldCupE> xD
[13:52:47] <Zeph> holy shot I'm vibrating to 1950s relaxing jazz
[13:52:58] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:53:01] <WorldCupE> CAN YOYU HEAR ME
[13:53:20] <WorldCupE> donfuy
[13:53:23] <WorldCupE> have you seen this
[13:53:35] <Donfuy> i can't
[13:53:43] <WorldCupE> can't what
[13:53:47] <WorldCupE> Zeph isn't here
[13:53:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHAT's GOING ON
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> but is speaking
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> D:
[13:53:58] <Donfuy> can't see what huh?
[13:54:06] <WorldCupikaze> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE
[13:54:10] <Donfuy> where's zeph o_o
[13:54:18] <WorldCupE> precisely
[13:54:21] <WorldCupikaze> Exactly
[13:55:21] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
[13:55:24] <Zeph> Pooh
[13:55:28] <WorldCupikaze> EH?
[13:55:37] <WorldCupikaze> OOOOOOOOoh
[13:55:38] <Zeph> amazing slide tackle saves day
[13:55:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOU AREN'T HERE
[13:56:53] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
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[13:32:43] <WorldCupE> ZEPH D:<
[13:32:44] <Zeph> fucking irc app
[13:32:47] <WorldCupE> O_O
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- Vampire Salesman
- Posts: 109
- Joined: 2008.09.30 (00:19)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/
- MBTI Type: INTJ
WAHHAAHAHAHHA! AHAHAHA! HAHAHA!
Wha... oh... um... sorry. I just destroyed Myspace and framed z3phyr for it. They eventually found him, and just when things got interesting, he spaced out. GOD, that pun was horrible, where did I hire my comedians from? The teens now control the ditch.
Wha... oh... um... sorry. I just destroyed Myspace and framed z3phyr for it. They eventually found him, and just when things got interesting, he spaced out. GOD, that pun was horrible, where did I hire my comedians from? The teens now control the ditch.
Zora_S_Kenneth = That guy who appears once in a blue moon.
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- Ice Cold
- Posts: 202
- Joined: 2008.11.13 (01:18)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/sithmaster
- Location: East Dakota aka the West Coast of Mongolia
- Contact:
i point out that Facebook is cooler. they all flood out to make Facebooks, invite people to them, accept friends invites, and to do other Facebookish thing.
I walk in the Ditch (I already had a Facebook) and I guess that means I'm
KING OF THE DITCH!!!
I walk in the Ditch (I already had a Facebook) and I guess that means I'm
KING OF THE DITCH!!!
quotes of the old forum
Blue_Tetris: Wait, wait wait. Does this mean I can break the rules to provoke a reaction and not get banned?
...awesome! The next few days are gonna be some fun.
Someguy: Eagles may soar in the sky, but weasels never get sucked right into a jet engine
Steven Colbert: I see patterns where they don't where they don't exist!!!
Mosh: Fishing for fish only works if the fish are hungry. Don't ask the fish why they don't bite. Rather, consider why they aren't biting.
Or simply chuck a grenade in the lake, pick up the dead fish, and call it a day.
capt_weasle: Mare is actually reagan who is really Tsukatu, who is actually just God. And you can't say he isn't because that would mean he doesnt believe in himself. He just has a low self esteem. Poor guy.
Palemoon:thanks, maestro. Now i can stop smearing paste on my face with a broom
Animator:Eat those poor gingerbread men? For shame. Do you know how many widows are in a gingerbread family? Millions. They have been fighting a war with humanity ever since they were made just to survive and live, with no luck! Think of the children, man! Those poor gingerbread children who are orpahns now, because their moms and dads were eaten, AND THEY WILL SHARE THE SAME FATE TOO! It's saddening. Please, go out there and raise money to save this ever-endangered reality of sugar and bread. Please, for the sake of this kind... think of the oven.
Player 1:You may very well be the first person on the planet to have his faced caved in by a fistful of turkey. Congratulations.
Click here to feed me a Rare Candy!
Get your own at Pokeplushies!
Tsukatu Twilight Rant
BELLA parks her car and enters the school.
EDWARD: "Hello, Bella. I am very awkward, and I am a vampire."
Freeze frame: the text "protagonist, and also a vampire" appears, and an arrow pointing from the text to EDWARD blinks a few times.
BELLA: "I am infatuated with you." (she turns to the camera) "I am unaware that Edward is a vampire."
EDWARD: "I am infatuated with you, too, and I am a vampire."
BELLA: "Let's be awkward together." (she turns to the camera) "I am still unaware that Edward is a vampire."
EDWARD: "I completely agree, and I am very clearly a vampire."
(EDWARD does vampirey things.)
BELLA: "Thank you for saving my life."
EDWARD: "No problem, and I am a vampire."
BELLA: (to the camera) "I am beginning to suspect that Edward is not human."
EDWARD: "I am a vampire."
BELLA: "Are you a superhero?"
EDWARD: "No, I am a vampire."
BELLA: "What are you then?"
EDWARD: "I am not the good guy; I am the bad guy." (he turns to the camera) "That was a lie. I am very much the good guy." (he turns back to Bella) "Specifically, I am a vampire."
BELLA: (to the camera) "I am beginning to suspect that Edward is a vampire."
JACOB: "Hello, Bella, and I am very clearly a werewolf. Look at my wacky canines."
BELLA: "What do you have against Edward, anyway?"
JACOB: "I am a werewolf."
BELLA: "I am convinced that you are a normal human being."
JACOB: "Everyone in my tribe is a werewolf. I am in my tribe; I am also a werewolf. We are all werewolves."
BELLA: "I have no reason to believe that you are more than human."
And what exactly is Bella's problem? Why does she fall head-over-heels with an anti-social, almost preternaturally awkward, whiny, mascara-wearing emo cunt?
lord_day
I guess the guy who wrote XKCD was right. You can't be too stupid for youtube.
brocerius
When i say 'Abortion is murder' i mean just that; it is the taking of life - in that, from conception, a fetus is as definably life as is a bacteria, a puppy, or Stephen Hawking. This is how i think it differs from contraception, masturbation, and not screwing Dave.
Blue_Tetris quotes (all taken from a topic on abortion)
Eating vegetables instead of meat lowers your sperm count, clearly killing potential children. Vegetarians are murderers.
If a chair comes into my house and I don't want it there, I do everything in my power to remove it. What makes you think you have more rights than a chair when you go into someone else's home unannounced?
If I'm sleeping around without a condom, I'm likely to have a child too. When I wear a condom, I prevent the likely child I would have. Condoms are for murderers. I'm good at picking up dates and getting them into the sack, so if I restrain myself from going clubbing then I am prventing a potential child. Non-socialites are murderers.
GTM
What ever happened to the purpose of Christmas anyway, I thought it was about elves smacking each other over the head with a shovel whilst Santa drank whisky and egged them on.
I give you a laser printer and set it to stun
Tsukatu
Deathconsciousness: "Deism is closer to atheism than theism."
Demonz: "Oh? How's that?"
Deathconsciousness: "Well, deism is the belief that there's a-"
Demonz: *grabs airhorn* *FNNNRRRRRRRRTT*
Deathconsciousness: "..."
Demonz: *puts down airhorn* "Sorry, you were saying?"
Deathconsciousness: "...a being that created the uni-"
Demonz: *grabs airhorn* *FNNNRRRRRRRRTT*
Deathconsciousness: "..."
Demonz: *puts down airhorn* "Please continue."
Deathconsciousness: "Are you going to let me finish this time?"
Demonz: "Given that I had to stop you twice just now in the same sentence, I don't think that's likely."
*Tsukatu wanders in*
Tsukatu: "Anyone seen my airhorn?"
Demonz: "Yeah, it's right here. I needed to borrow it for a sec. I knew you wouldn't mind."
Tsukatu: "Oh, yeah, that's fine. I'm just about to head into the Okay With Gays thread."
Demonz: "Here you go." *hands Tsukatu the airhorn*
Tsukatu: "Thanks." *exits the thread*
Demonz: "Where were we?"
Deathconsciousness: "I was saying how atheists also believe th-"
Demonz: "AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"
Deathconsciousness: (startled) "What was that?"
Demonz: "Sorry, I don't have the airhorn anymore. Do go on."
Deathconsciousness: "..."
*an airhorn sounds in a nearby thread*
deathconsciousness
a lack of belief is still a belief that something in itself is lacking. please dont be arrogant.
demonzlunchbreak
What the jesus balls are you talking about?
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- Yet Another Harshad
- Posts: 471
- Joined: 2008.10.24 (09:39)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/z3phyr
- MBTI Type: ISTP
- Location: Australia
Im still alive and well in my satellite, i send one of those laser beam thingies down and burn sithmaster's clothes off, he gets freaked out and runs away from the ditch
Not KotD
Not KotD
Clickme
Sig and avatar made by 망했어 네 여동생
Orange- N cannot be spoken, or even thought about in my household. If my parents ever found out that I have played N since the cleansing, my life would be ruined. I keep the game in a multi-passworded .rar on a USB flash drive inside a locked boron alloy container that requires two keys to open (I keep one under the 64th hammer in my piano, and the other one in a small section of removable ceiling in the corner of the attic) hidden in a wall compartment lined with aluminium foil to prevent sonar detection behind my 375 kg cupboard, which is bolted to the floor - the only way to reach it is to abseil outside the fourth floor window and use a screwdriver to unfasten the screws holding the secret brick in place on the opposite side of the wall, but the screwdriver must be a specific type like the one I own, since if any other screwdriver comes into contact with the screws, the entire building will explode, as will a seperate charge placed inside the boron alloy container, rendering the USB useless. Even once the container is retrieved, attemping to open it without the arming pin in place (which is kept inside the battery compartment of my Maglite) will cause the water reservoirs lining the container to burst and react with the caesium lining, causing the container to burst into flames - the only way to prevent this is to use the arming pins to shut off the reservoirs with a sliding steel door. The USB itself contains an accelerometer linked to an explosive charge, meaning that if the USB detects its own movement speed as being greater than 5 cm/s, it will explode - any person attempting to steal it would have to move at a uselessly slow speed. Once plugged into a computer, the USB will upload a ghost virus onto it, leaving no traces. Only the right password can deactivate this virus, and if it is left on the computer for more than six hours, it will format all drives.
As you can see, I take my N playing very seriously.
Guiseppi- I'd much rather watch animals get boned in the ass.
Yanni- If it's glad, it's not rape.
Tsukatu- I refuse to use throw-away bags for such a frequent purpose as buying groceries. Instead, I've collected the hair of my two pet dogs and have woven them together into an all-natural, 100% environmentally friendly bag that I bring with me everywhere. And when I buy products that come in glass and plastic containers, I track down the company that packages them and ship back their containers so that they don't take up space in landfills.
Yeah, I use plastic.
Tsukatu- I hear Ebony Online is great, too. Cum save your princess, my lord!
Ska- UR MUM LIKE IS SPICY
Ska- why d i get the feeling what i typed will end up in the quote depository; or worse: someone's sig.
KinGAleX- I did it on the couch a little while ago.
Zeph- I got too pissed at the knife in the end so I just broke the wood on my knee
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[13:50:53] <Zeph> omfg 1950s jazz
[13:50:57] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:51:01] <WorldCupE> WHAT
[13:51:11] <WorldCupE> hpw
[13:51:12] <WorldCupE> how
[13:51:12] <Zeph> everyone wears out halfway through the match
[13:51:15] <WorldCupE> ._.
[13:51:17] <WorldCupE> you
[13:51:19] <WorldCupE> aren't
[13:51:20] <WorldCupE> here
[13:51:24] <WorldCupikaze> I think the broadcasters lowered the volume for certain frequencies
[13:51:35] <WorldCupikaze> WOAH
[13:51:38] <WorldCupikaze> STOP IT ZEPH
[13:51:46] <WorldCupE> he's in #n
[13:51:49] <WorldCupE> but not here
[13:51:58] <Zeph> that nz guy wasn't fouled
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> DUBBLE YOO. TEE. EFF.
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> STOPIT
[13:52:29] <WorldCupE> I don't think Zeph can read what we say
[13:52:38] <WorldCupikaze> No
[13:52:41] <WorldCupikaze> But it still happens
[13:52:46] <WorldCupE> xD
[13:52:47] <Zeph> holy shot I'm vibrating to 1950s relaxing jazz
[13:52:58] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:53:01] <WorldCupE> CAN YOYU HEAR ME
[13:53:20] <WorldCupE> donfuy
[13:53:23] <WorldCupE> have you seen this
[13:53:35] <Donfuy> i can't
[13:53:43] <WorldCupE> can't what
[13:53:47] <WorldCupE> Zeph isn't here
[13:53:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHAT's GOING ON
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> but is speaking
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> D:
[13:53:58] <Donfuy> can't see what huh?
[13:54:06] <WorldCupikaze> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE
[13:54:10] <Donfuy> where's zeph o_o
[13:54:18] <WorldCupE> precisely
[13:54:21] <WorldCupikaze> Exactly
[13:55:21] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
[13:55:24] <Zeph> Pooh
[13:55:28] <WorldCupikaze> EH?
[13:55:37] <WorldCupikaze> OOOOOOOOoh
[13:55:38] <Zeph> amazing slide tackle saves day
[13:55:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOU AREN'T HERE
[13:56:53] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
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[13:32:43] <WorldCupE> ZEPH D:<
[13:32:44] <Zeph> fucking irc app
[13:32:47] <WorldCupE> O_O
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- Maxwell Smart
- Posts: 99
- Joined: 2008.11.09 (18:28)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/lookatthisisgoodatn
- Location: ...
(Weak: Fire. Dual Kinesis is also effective.) Owww... (Performs Vita V) Crap, no KP left. Alright, SOMA!!!
Ugh...Must it taste so GROSS!? Man, that'll be th magick powder stirred into it.
Tri-wields 3 M249 SAWs.
Oof. 600 shots, if I'm right in thinking the M249 has 200 shots per clip. And anyone who isn't dead gets a SNOT ROCKET in the face!
Ugh...Must it taste so GROSS!? Man, that'll be th magick powder stirred into it.
Tri-wields 3 M249 SAWs.
Oof. 600 shots, if I'm right in thinking the M249 has 200 shots per clip. And anyone who isn't dead gets a SNOT ROCKET in the face!
Nobody will probably read this sentance, as it is the second to last one, so put it in your sig if you did. -brainwasher's sig.
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." -Me
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- Ice Cold
- Posts: 202
- Joined: 2008.11.13 (01:18)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/sithmaster
- Location: East Dakota aka the West Coast of Mongolia
- Contact:
soma? you mean the drug from Brave New World?
okay, so with you guys tripping balls, I think I'll blow up the Satellite and take over.
KofD
okay, so with you guys tripping balls, I think I'll blow up the Satellite and take over.
KofD
quotes of the old forum
Blue_Tetris: Wait, wait wait. Does this mean I can break the rules to provoke a reaction and not get banned?
...awesome! The next few days are gonna be some fun.
Someguy: Eagles may soar in the sky, but weasels never get sucked right into a jet engine
Steven Colbert: I see patterns where they don't where they don't exist!!!
Mosh: Fishing for fish only works if the fish are hungry. Don't ask the fish why they don't bite. Rather, consider why they aren't biting.
Or simply chuck a grenade in the lake, pick up the dead fish, and call it a day.
capt_weasle: Mare is actually reagan who is really Tsukatu, who is actually just God. And you can't say he isn't because that would mean he doesnt believe in himself. He just has a low self esteem. Poor guy.
Palemoon:thanks, maestro. Now i can stop smearing paste on my face with a broom
Animator:Eat those poor gingerbread men? For shame. Do you know how many widows are in a gingerbread family? Millions. They have been fighting a war with humanity ever since they were made just to survive and live, with no luck! Think of the children, man! Those poor gingerbread children who are orpahns now, because their moms and dads were eaten, AND THEY WILL SHARE THE SAME FATE TOO! It's saddening. Please, go out there and raise money to save this ever-endangered reality of sugar and bread. Please, for the sake of this kind... think of the oven.
Player 1:You may very well be the first person on the planet to have his faced caved in by a fistful of turkey. Congratulations.
Click here to feed me a Rare Candy!
Get your own at Pokeplushies!
Tsukatu Twilight Rant
BELLA parks her car and enters the school.
EDWARD: "Hello, Bella. I am very awkward, and I am a vampire."
Freeze frame: the text "protagonist, and also a vampire" appears, and an arrow pointing from the text to EDWARD blinks a few times.
BELLA: "I am infatuated with you." (she turns to the camera) "I am unaware that Edward is a vampire."
EDWARD: "I am infatuated with you, too, and I am a vampire."
BELLA: "Let's be awkward together." (she turns to the camera) "I am still unaware that Edward is a vampire."
EDWARD: "I completely agree, and I am very clearly a vampire."
(EDWARD does vampirey things.)
BELLA: "Thank you for saving my life."
EDWARD: "No problem, and I am a vampire."
BELLA: (to the camera) "I am beginning to suspect that Edward is not human."
EDWARD: "I am a vampire."
BELLA: "Are you a superhero?"
EDWARD: "No, I am a vampire."
BELLA: "What are you then?"
EDWARD: "I am not the good guy; I am the bad guy." (he turns to the camera) "That was a lie. I am very much the good guy." (he turns back to Bella) "Specifically, I am a vampire."
BELLA: (to the camera) "I am beginning to suspect that Edward is a vampire."
JACOB: "Hello, Bella, and I am very clearly a werewolf. Look at my wacky canines."
BELLA: "What do you have against Edward, anyway?"
JACOB: "I am a werewolf."
BELLA: "I am convinced that you are a normal human being."
JACOB: "Everyone in my tribe is a werewolf. I am in my tribe; I am also a werewolf. We are all werewolves."
BELLA: "I have no reason to believe that you are more than human."
And what exactly is Bella's problem? Why does she fall head-over-heels with an anti-social, almost preternaturally awkward, whiny, mascara-wearing emo cunt?
lord_day
I guess the guy who wrote XKCD was right. You can't be too stupid for youtube.
brocerius
When i say 'Abortion is murder' i mean just that; it is the taking of life - in that, from conception, a fetus is as definably life as is a bacteria, a puppy, or Stephen Hawking. This is how i think it differs from contraception, masturbation, and not screwing Dave.
Blue_Tetris quotes (all taken from a topic on abortion)
Eating vegetables instead of meat lowers your sperm count, clearly killing potential children. Vegetarians are murderers.
If a chair comes into my house and I don't want it there, I do everything in my power to remove it. What makes you think you have more rights than a chair when you go into someone else's home unannounced?
If I'm sleeping around without a condom, I'm likely to have a child too. When I wear a condom, I prevent the likely child I would have. Condoms are for murderers. I'm good at picking up dates and getting them into the sack, so if I restrain myself from going clubbing then I am prventing a potential child. Non-socialites are murderers.
GTM
What ever happened to the purpose of Christmas anyway, I thought it was about elves smacking each other over the head with a shovel whilst Santa drank whisky and egged them on.
I give you a laser printer and set it to stun
Tsukatu
Deathconsciousness: "Deism is closer to atheism than theism."
Demonz: "Oh? How's that?"
Deathconsciousness: "Well, deism is the belief that there's a-"
Demonz: *grabs airhorn* *FNNNRRRRRRRRTT*
Deathconsciousness: "..."
Demonz: *puts down airhorn* "Sorry, you were saying?"
Deathconsciousness: "...a being that created the uni-"
Demonz: *grabs airhorn* *FNNNRRRRRRRRTT*
Deathconsciousness: "..."
Demonz: *puts down airhorn* "Please continue."
Deathconsciousness: "Are you going to let me finish this time?"
Demonz: "Given that I had to stop you twice just now in the same sentence, I don't think that's likely."
*Tsukatu wanders in*
Tsukatu: "Anyone seen my airhorn?"
Demonz: "Yeah, it's right here. I needed to borrow it for a sec. I knew you wouldn't mind."
Tsukatu: "Oh, yeah, that's fine. I'm just about to head into the Okay With Gays thread."
Demonz: "Here you go." *hands Tsukatu the airhorn*
Tsukatu: "Thanks." *exits the thread*
Demonz: "Where were we?"
Deathconsciousness: "I was saying how atheists also believe th-"
Demonz: "AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"
Deathconsciousness: (startled) "What was that?"
Demonz: "Sorry, I don't have the airhorn anymore. Do go on."
Deathconsciousness: "..."
*an airhorn sounds in a nearby thread*
deathconsciousness
a lack of belief is still a belief that something in itself is lacking. please dont be arrogant.
demonzlunchbreak
What the jesus balls are you talking about?
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