What's Your Worst Game?

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Postby Pixon » 2008.11.14 (12:35)

Christ 29403. Did you have to mention Superman 64? That game on Nintendo is like the cherry on the dog shit sundae.
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Postby Pixon » 2008.11.16 (14:50)

Screeg wrote:Does anyone here watch the AVGN? There are some horrible, horrible games he reviews.
His site is here. He also does some pretty good movies as well. Oh, and his YouTube page.
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Postby Starcross64 » 2008.11.16 (20:44)

I try as hard as I can not to buy bad games, but I can't believe I bought this one. My worst game that I own is Nintendogs. Fun for maybe an hour. It's kinda like Animal Crossing, fun for a while, then gets really boring and repetitive. Though Animal Crossing lasted way longer.
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Postby Luminaflare » 2008.11.17 (16:38)

After playing it. N+ for the DS. It feels really half assed.

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Postby spudzalot » 2008.11.17 (22:40)

I would have to say Super Paper Mario. Just awful. It destroyed the reputation that the other two built up. Also it was one of the easiest games every made. I didnt die once...
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Postby Pixon » 2008.11.18 (22:16)

Any Pac-Man clone.
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Postby Deathconciousness » 2008.11.19 (05:24)

any and all versions of Soul Caliber are atrocious
I feel the top of the roof come off, kill everybody there as I'm watching all the stars burn out, trying to pretend that I care.

But I didn't, no-one ever does, and I would, no-one ever will

Can't you see it's all flown out of my hands and our clothes are all too often ripped and our teeth are all too often gnashed and it lasts as long as it possibly can but I just don't accept this.

I just don't accept this at all.

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Postby Broghan » 2008.11.20 (23:37)

Spiderman 3 for the PS2. Disappointment city. Literally.
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Postby otters » 2008.11.21 (18:24)

Extreme Paint Brawl. Look it up.
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Postby Xious » 2008.11.26 (02:45)

Games that have been made for other systems and turned out successful (Mario Party) recreated for the DS.
The whole storyline, gameplay, graphics, and everything else is ruined on DS.

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Postby Brttrx » 2008.11.27 (17:41)

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The whole game is you, riding a single wave and doing tricks. And every once in a half hour you might get lucky, and a pier will show up and you can attempt to jump it. There is nothing good about this game, at all. I should have traded it in as soon as I got it.

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Postby kai » 2008.11.27 (20:16)

Screeg wrote:
Rikaninja wrote:
Screeg wrote:And then there's the 10 year olds on the game. Don't get me started, for the love of god.
Hey!
My friends are obsessed with Halo on comp. I've never actually played it do. My friends are 10 (like me)
No offense meant to you or your friends in particular; just that so many guys of your age have been obnoxious to me. Besides, your friends play on the computer, which is much better. ^_^

no it isnt, not at f***ing all. i HATE halo online for the pc. dont get me wrong, i love the game, but the online community is filled with sooooo many retard n00bs its un-f***ing-belivable.

typing this gives me memories of a certain user called Plow King, only he had it typed in weird characters using the alt num-pad function. all he would EVER do is jump in a game and teamkill. then he would go about yelling "LOL STUPID F*G CANT KICK ME AHAHAHAH BITCH" and other such obscenities, most of which cant even be respected as creative sh*t-talk, and banning him never worked (global, ip.... none of it EVER worked). the only thing that did work sorry to say is to target him and keep him dead, no matter WHAT team your on. or play in a friendly fire off server.

so you see, the halo online community for the most part is f***ed no matter what console your on.

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Postby mediate » 2008.11.28 (05:31)

My most hated games are: Runescape, Atlantis Evolutions, and Big Rigs over the road racing.

Seriously, the last one isn't even worth getting it for free. That bad.

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Postby Rikaninja » 2008.11.29 (07:47)

I forgot a about runescape
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Postby PsychoSnail » 2008.11.30 (00:52)

mediate wrote:Seriously, the last one isn't even worth getting it for free. That bad.
Speaking of Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing...
Better than the actual game.
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Postby Pixon » 2008.12.10 (21:22)

E.T. on the Atari 2600. I destroyed mine.
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Postby Communist » 2008.12.13 (01:06)

Narnia for gameboy. Atrocious.
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Postby Mysterypea » 2008.12.14 (03:29)

That ratchet game for the cellphone.

It lags so much that you die when you jump

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Postby Mosh » 2008.12.15 (18:50)

I know there's going to be some fanboy rant as to why I'm the devil for thinking this, but I absolutely HATE any and all Final Fantasy games. The same cookie-cutter crap with updated graphics drives me insane. There's no change in the monotony of it. Run, kill stuff, run, PHOENIX DOWN!! OH NO, run, kill stuff...
The fact that the basic premise of the game is to stop total destruction, and the same premise has been used for the last.. er.. 500 remakes and spin-offs of it, doesn't help.
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Postby notsteve » 2008.12.17 (00:26)

any games for girls generally have bad plots and gameplay

but as in games i am bad at? which is what i thought the question was at first...
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Postby epigone » 2008.12.21 (06:45)

I've got a game called Ski Resort Tycoon. It sucks majorly.
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Postby Rikaninja » 2008.12.21 (09:21)

Heard about that one epigone, friends say that they traded it in in two days it was so bad :) Never actually seen one though.
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Postby Eiturlyf » 2008.12.21 (09:31)

Adventure Quest and Dragon Fable.

Seriously, all of my friends are fucking /addicted/ to this crap. Adventure Quest is really the worst game I have ever played and Dragon Fable is just a copy.
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Postby Pixon » 2008.12.21 (13:46)

Those Zelda games for the Phillips CD. I might just get one to see how bad it actually is.
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Postby Zephyr » 2008.12.24 (11:59)

God, everyone used up my ideas, =/
Ive got one people havent said
Harry potter and the goblet of fire on DS, you finish it in 2 hrs, then your 50$ is gone to waste
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[13:50:53] <Zeph> omfg 1950s jazz :D
[13:50:57] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:51:01] <WorldCupE> WHAT
[13:51:11] <WorldCupE> hpw
[13:51:12] <WorldCupE> how
[13:51:12] <Zeph> everyone wears out halfway through the match
[13:51:15] <WorldCupE> ._.
[13:51:17] <WorldCupE> you
[13:51:19] <WorldCupE> aren't
[13:51:20] <WorldCupE> here
[13:51:24] <WorldCupikaze> I think the broadcasters lowered the volume for certain frequencies
[13:51:35] <WorldCupikaze> WOAH
[13:51:38] <WorldCupikaze> STOP IT ZEPH
[13:51:46] <WorldCupE> he's in #n
[13:51:49] <WorldCupE> but not here
[13:51:58] <Zeph> that nz guy wasn't fouled
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> DUBBLE YOO. TEE. EFF.
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> STOPIT
[13:52:29] <WorldCupE> I don't think Zeph can read what we say
[13:52:38] <WorldCupikaze> No
[13:52:41] <WorldCupikaze> But it still happens
[13:52:46] <WorldCupE> xD
[13:52:47] <Zeph> holy shot I'm vibrating to 1950s relaxing jazz
[13:52:58] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:53:01] <WorldCupE> CAN YOYU HEAR ME
[13:53:20] <WorldCupE> donfuy
[13:53:23] <WorldCupE> have you seen this
[13:53:35] <Donfuy> i can't
[13:53:43] <WorldCupE> can't what
[13:53:47] <WorldCupE> Zeph isn't here
[13:53:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHAT's GOING ON
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> but is speaking
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> D:
[13:53:58] <Donfuy> can't see what huh?
[13:54:06] <WorldCupikaze> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE
[13:54:10] <Donfuy> where's zeph o_o
[13:54:18] <WorldCupE> precisely
[13:54:21] <WorldCupikaze> Exactly
[13:55:21] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
[13:55:24] <Zeph> Pooh
[13:55:28] <WorldCupikaze> EH?
[13:55:37] <WorldCupikaze> OOOOOOOOoh
[13:55:38] <Zeph> amazing slide tackle saves day
[13:55:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOU AREN'T HERE
[13:56:53] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
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[13:32:44] <Zeph> fucking irc app
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