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Postby Deathconciousness » 2008.11.20 (00:47)

Not a game, but a game reviewer. And probably one of the funniest and most entertaining ones at that. I love cynical people.

Discuss him and his awesomeness.

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I feel the top of the roof come off, kill everybody there as I'm watching all the stars burn out, trying to pretend that I care.

But I didn't, no-one ever does, and I would, no-one ever will

Can't you see it's all flown out of my hands and our clothes are all too often ripped and our teeth are all too often gnashed and it lasts as long as it possibly can but I just don't accept this.

I just don't accept this at all.

Faces sweaty, arms and legs, what a glorious set of stairs we make.

We kill everyone with arrowheads, arrowheads, arrowheads. Thank god that's over.

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Postby a happy song » 2008.11.20 (01:14)

I watch these every week, it's like what Charlie Brooker would have done if he'd stayed in gaming.
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Postby TribulatioN » 2008.11.20 (02:44)

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Postby Combo Bustperson » 2008.11.20 (04:51)

I like too call him, "Yazi" instead of Yahtzee.
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Postby Luminaflare » 2008.11.20 (12:45)

I love his reviews.

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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2008.11.20 (13:06)

I absolutely love his reviews. I do disagree with some of his overall opinions about some games, but it's still entertaining as heck.
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Postby MattKestrel » 2008.11.20 (19:34)

Heh, this man is pretty damn awesome. Not so awesome when its keeping me from writing a powerpoint due for tomorrow, but arguably it was worth it :) Its nearly done anyway.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo procrastination.
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Postby Animator » 2008.11.21 (01:44)

I love this guy. I just love him.
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Postby Deathconciousness » 2008.11.21 (06:07)

He has some rather strange opinions about games. He has a really pretentious and pseudo-artsy approach to them, and he always comes off as if he's played video games so much he's bored of everything that's not inherently revolutionary on the spot.
I feel the top of the roof come off, kill everybody there as I'm watching all the stars burn out, trying to pretend that I care.

But I didn't, no-one ever does, and I would, no-one ever will

Can't you see it's all flown out of my hands and our clothes are all too often ripped and our teeth are all too often gnashed and it lasts as long as it possibly can but I just don't accept this.

I just don't accept this at all.

Faces sweaty, arms and legs, what a glorious set of stairs we make.

We kill everyone with arrowheads, arrowheads, arrowheads. Thank god that's over.

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Postby kirby » 2008.11.29 (15:52)

I just started watching a few of these videos and I laughed at every one. I remember Yahtzee from playing the Trilby games he made. Everything he makes seems to be brilliant. He's really doing well!
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