sup guys

[kydo]

i need a hug

[kydo]

also, i don't understand the timestamps

[乳头的早餐谷物]

The forums are on decimal time by default, so 316.269 means the 269th thousandth (or 'beat') of the 316th day of the year.

[kydo]

interesting.

how you been, maestro?

[乳头的早餐谷物]

i'm okay

[Universezero]

Ugh. Guys, looks like the IRC sprung a leak and some of it's splashing onto the forums. Can someone please clean the mess up and patch up the leak? kthanksloveyouxoxox

[Spawn of Yanni]

Yeah, we need to cut down on the ridiculously high rate of posting on the forums.

[Pheidippides]

Whoa, it's Yanni. Hi, Yanni!

[29403]

Whoa, it's Pheidippides. Hi, Pheidippides! Hi, Yanni!

[otters~1]

Posts with no content are suddenly okay! Open the floodgates!

[乳头的早餐谷物]

is your post count really that high flag? that makes me angry
also i made you a foxy birthday sig

[PALEMOON]

if you ate yourself would you become twice as big, or disappear completely?

[Pheidippides]

Posts with no content are suddenly okay! Open the floodgates!

GLAYSSHUUUUUURRRR
(Throwback, anyone?)

That said, I think PALEMOON's post provides an opportunity for worlds of content. It is an important issue that should be debated at length. I, for one, am vexed -- which is it? The Law of Conservation of Mass would suggest that neither outcome is possible, but deep in my heart I feel that the PALEMOON Paradox has a clear solution. We need only seek it.

Therefore, a forumer shall be designated to eat himself in the pursuit of this high knowledge. Should he disappear completely, we will remember him as the Prometheus that delivered unto us the fire of autophagy. I expect there will be many volunteers for this noble endeavor, so the final decision shall be made by drawing straws. Anyone wishing to partake in this experiment shall convene on the surface of the moon in twenty-four hours. He who draws the short straw shall consume his own flesh.

See you on the moon!
(Because a little indulgence is okay every now and then, right?)

[otters~1]

i sort of doubt it but thanks man adding that shit

i edited it though


edit: you should make my post count infinity, e, pi, a penis, or something else of that sort

[Universezero]

Well, in order for us to get a clear idea of what's happening here we would have to get a good idea of what constitutes 'eat'. For this purpose, I'm going to say that it covers anything that goes into your mouth and does not come out again (ie, not air [aside from the absorbed oxygen, but on the whole air is still entering and then leaving]). I did some experimenting with a snickers wrapper, and if you create an opening at each end representing the mouth and anus, then putting all of the wrapper through the mouth simply ends up inverting the wrapper. Therefore, if you eat yourself, then you will maintain the same mass, but you will be inside out.

Also: I think your post count should be your post count flag

[Donfuy]

For this purpose, I'm going to say that it covers anything that goes into your mouth and does not come out again (ie, not air [aside from the absorbed oxygen, but on the whole air is still entering and then leaving]).

THOU SHALL NOT COMMIT SHITTING, THE 11TH SIN

MAY JESUS HELP YOU FIND A WAY TO CLEANSE YOUR SOUL AND BODY

[Universezero]

For this purpose, I'm going to say that it covers anything that goes into your mouth and does not come out again (ie, not air [aside from the absorbed oxygen, but on the whole air is still entering and then leaving]).

THOU SHALL NOT COMMIT SHITTING, THE 11TH SIN

MAY JESUS HELP YOU FIND A WAY TO CLEANSE YOUR SOUL AND BODY

Does not come out of your mouth again, I should say.

[Brainwasher]

Eventually you'd hit a point where your height is as large as the amount you have eaten, and you wouldn't be able to eat any more. At least that's one possibility.