Help My Friend Steve Deku Go Into Space

[SlappyMcGee]

https://www2.axeapollo.com/en_CA/2088/steve-deku

[otters~1]

He wants to go to space because "going to space is on my bucket list."

Great.

[aids]

I want to have sex. Should I make a Kickstarter for that?

[SlappyMcGee]

I want to have sex. Should I make a Kickstarter for that?

I could trade you! :)

[ska]

but... where's the site you go to when you're having too much sex?

[乳头的早餐谷物]

classic ska

[runningninja]

That is the lamest excuse to go into space I have ever heard. It's worse than looking for cheese.
On a side note, vagina.com actually exists D:
Don't ask how I know

[Donfuy]

How I found out how runningninja knows vagina.com exists

Disclaimer: I'd like to thank runningninja for this contribution to the community, and specially, to me. All the adventures I've gone through while researching for this topic, all the sweat, all the amazing things I found, all of it, is thanks to runningninja. Thank you, you've changed my life. Here's how it all started. Hope you enjoy the trip.

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I was browsing through the Metanet Forums, bored, sad with my life, as usual. Hardly did I know today was the day that was going to change my life.

But then something caught my eye, and I felt a little tiny bite of that animal that is curiosity.


The post that changed my life.

To the untrained eye, this might seem like a pretty innocuous post, but after careful inspection, you might notice something different about it.


Notice anything now? ;)

I had to find out. My heart was jumping around all of my body, my veins red hot, my eyes wide open.
But I had to plan this out very carefully, using all the tools at my disposal, if I ever wanted to make through it.


First step, add a task to wunderlist, so that at the end, I can feel the satisfaction of ticking the box.

Next part of the plan: explore all the possibilities.


Using workflowy, I could quickly list all the possibilities. This is not an ad.

Now that I had all the things checked, I decided it was time to solve the mystery. I would go from top to bottom, no skipping, forcing myself to focus on one at a time.
First, the wizard option. At first, I was excited that I was gonna finish the mystery at first try, but then, after careful research, I found this:


What!? You're wizard! You can do better than this!

Obvious, isn't it? I mean, if he was a wizard, all of his maps would be fived! A little wave of shame ran over me. "You are too nervous man, too eager to find the Truth. You're never gonna make it if you continue like this."
I shrugged off the monster of doubt, and unleashed the gyarados of perseverance.
And crossed the first option off the list.


Even if I had failed, striking through this option still felt hella great.

Next, from the future runningninja. This was a rather obvious "no way" choice. I mean, do you really think in the future anyone's ever going to think of going back to the metanet forums to check how n's going?*


Two down, four to go.

Again, this was another obvious no go. From the past? Apart from metanet forums not even existing, not even internet existed. Let's cross this out.


IT'S SO FUN TO CROSS OUT THINGS, but it's so sad I still haven't found the secret!

This wasn't so obvious, but the subpoint made it all clear. However you look at it, there's no way runningninja's an alien. For two reasons:
- unfortunately, I don't have pic-proof of this, but I'm sure everyone remembers runningninja's pic in the Post a Picture thread. If anything else, his deletion of the pictures only proves his non-alien-ess more, since if I was an alien, I'd want to have all proof of his human-being everywhere, and never delete it, just in case.
- if he's an alien, how in the world does he know how to type in english? *pause for you to straighten out your surprise-face* Yeah, mindblowing I know.


So easy, yet so hard.

To be honest, when I was planning this out, I put this option in just for kicks. I trust Steve Jobs, but there's a limit to trust.
Still, I gave it a try.

I tried several apps.

foobar


Skitch Touch


MS Office Word 2013


MS Office Excel 2013


Notepad

To no avail. But then, I accidentally clicked an app icon.


Little did I know what my accident was going to cause.


OH MY GOD

:OO
I had finally found out! It was like magic. Millions and millions of butterflies going through my body.
I couldn't even speak.

Thank you, runningninja, once again.

oh...and one more thing

[aids]

Early candidate for best post of '13.

[otters~1]

first image result for 'gyarados of perseverance'

[乳头的早餐谷物]

I'm so honoured that my signature could serve as a catalyst for such a post.

[unoriginal name]

my year has been made

[Losttortuga]

And Black Women In

[Seneschal]

beautiful

[noops]

So good it brought me back from the grave. Amazing post.

[unoriginal name]

So good it brought me back from the grave. Amazing post.

god it makes me so happy that's still your avatar

[ska]

What I don't understand is why the rest of your alleged to do list was in Spanish, yet the last one was in English. I smell something fishy... oh wait.. it's just vagina.com

[乳头的早餐谷物]

[Donfuy]

[otters~1]

the scary part is this is how all americans and donfuy actually see the world

[999_Springs]

nice one, ska

[Sunset]

Post of the year of all years, Donfuy.

[999_Springs]

hey guys you should all vote for one of my maths supervisors https://www.lynxapollo.com/en_GB/165967/irena-borzym

actually no i don't even like her scary voice