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Just saw this movie and it is the best film ever created. 10/10 movie of the millennium.

What? No. You're damning it with faint praise.

Oh yes.

I'd forgotten all about this. Did you really find it enjoyable, or fun because it was so bad?

I haven't seen an RR film yet that I didn't enjoy.

It takes B-movie with a budget to the next level. As such, it is full of over-the-top violence, nudity, violence and one liners. But it is so full of them and so aware that it is full of them that it breaches the seams of awesome. It's everything the Grindhouse movies should have been. I mean, I liked the Grindhouse movies a lot but felt that they just didn't quite live up to the expectation. Machete so does.

This is the first movie I've ever seen that, after watching it in theaters, I look forward to owning it on DVD. I'm entertaining the thought of seeing it again in theaters which is something I said I'd never do for any movie.

hairscapades wrote:It takes B-movie with a budget to the next level. As such, it is full of over-the-top violence, nudity, violence and one liners. But it is so full of them and so aware that it is full of them that it breaches the seams of awesome. It's everything the Grindhouse movies should have been. I mean, I liked the Grindhouse movies a lot but felt that they just didn't quite live up to the expectation. Machete so does.

This is the first movie I've ever seen that, after watching it in theaters, I look forward to owning it on DVD. I'm entertaining the thought of seeing it again in theaters which is something I said I'd never do for any movie.

Oh wow, you were disappointed with the Grindhouse movies? I thought they were brilliant both as homage and as stand-alone films.

SłappyMcGee wrote:Oh wow, you were disappointed with the Grindhouse movies? I thought they were brilliant both as homage and as stand-alone films.

I wasn't disappointed by them at all. Like I said before, I liked them a lot but they just aren't on the same level as Machete.

hairscapades wrote:

SłappyMcGee wrote:Oh wow, you were disappointed with the Grindhouse movies? I thought they were brilliant both as homage and as stand-alone films.

I wasn't disappointed by them at all. Like I said before, I liked them a lot but they just aren't on the same level as Machete.

I thought the definition of disappointment was not living up to expectations.

Alright, then I guess I was a tiny bit disappointed by the Grindhouse movies. They're still great films.

MACHETE

SłappyMcGee wrote:MACHETE

WILL RETURN

xVxCrushloaderusSupremusxVx wrote:

SłappyMcGee wrote:MACHETE

WILL RETURN

IN

MACHETE KILLS

AND

EATS A PUMA

Aidiera wrote:EATS A PUMA

...

You are such a groove killer.

Aidiera wrote:EATS A PUMA

You just fucked with the wrong Canexican.

a happy song wrote:I haven't seen an RR film yet that I didn't enjoy.

Had all kinds of things to say here until my brain was derailed by this.


PS: Is this a good place to mention that my dad roomed with RobRod in college?

Curse Of The Colonel wrote:

a happy song wrote:I haven't seen an RR film yet that I didn't enjoy.

Had all kinds of things to say here until my brain was derailed by this.


PS: Is this a good place to mention that my dad roomed with RobRod in college?

DUDE WHEN YOU SAID YOU WERE TEXAN I WAS GOING TO ASK

BUT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE DUMB

LIKE WHEN PEOPLE ASK IF I KNOW REGINE

SłappyMcGee wrote:LIKE WHEN PEOPLE ASK IF I KNOW REGINE

DO YOU?

Techno wrote:

SłappyMcGee wrote:LIKE WHEN PEOPLE ASK IF I KNOW REGINE

DO YOU?

I have seen them practice in Farnham but I have not spoken to them.

SłappyMcGee wrote:

Techno wrote:

SłappyMcGee wrote:LIKE WHEN PEOPLE ASK IF I KNOW REGINE

DO YOU?

I have seen them practice in Farnham but I have not spoken to them.

Oh, that's still pretty awesome.

SłappyMcGee wrote: DUDE WHEN YOU SAID YOU WERE TEXAN I WAS GOING TO ASK

BUT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE DUMB

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN

I don't have any connection to anyone else famous. But I see Mia Hamm and Lance Armstrong and Sandra Bullock and people occasionally at the mall or jogging by my house and also my friend lives next to Michael Dell and he has some tasteless fucking yardart of two elephants having sex.

But, yeah, dumb question.