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The shittest movies in the entire history of the world
Posted: 2009.12.09 (20:47)
by OutrightOJ
Here we go.
Post your ideas, and why the movie's so bad.
Re: The shittest movies in the entire history of the world
Posted: 2009.12.09 (20:59)
by Vyacheslav
Twilight. No explanation necessary.
Re: The shittest movies in the entire history of the world
Posted: 2009.12.09 (21:04)
by Slayr
I'll second that motion.
Re: The shittest movies in the entire history of the world
Posted: 2009.12.09 (21:29)
by SlappyMcGee
The Other Boelyn Girl, Bangkok Dangerous, Manos: The Hand of Fate, Battlefield Earth, and Twilight are all vile.
Re: The shittest movies in the entire history of the world
Posted: 2009.12.09 (22:36)
by otters~1
Plan 9 from Outer Space is widely regarded as the worst movie ever made. Most of the scenes are shot on the same set, from different angles, and Bela Lugosi actually died
in media res, so they used a body-double with a cape over his face for the rest of the movie.
It's truly hilarious and worth watching, needless to say.
Re: The shittest movies in the entire history of the world
Posted: 2009.12.09 (23:11)
by SlappyMcGee
I would argue that Manos is worse and more hilarious than Plan 9.
Re: The shittest movies in the entire history of the world
Posted: 2009.12.09 (23:29)
by Rhekatou
87654321 wrote:Twilight. No explanation necessary.
New Moon. No explanation, but I have one thing ot say: Team Buffy.
Re: The shittest movies in the entire history of the world
Posted: 2009.12.10 (03:08)
by SlappyMcGee
Rhekatou wrote:87654321 wrote:Twilight. No explanation necessary.
New Moon. No explanation, but I have one thing ot say: Team Buffy.
No, no. That's stupid. If Twilight fans wear Team Edward and Team Jacob shirts, Whedonites wear Team Angel and Team Spike shirts.
Re: The shittest movies in the entire history of the world
Posted: 2009.12.10 (04:15)
by OneSevenNine
SlappyMcGee wrote:I would argue that Manos is worse and more hilarious than Plan 9.
I agree, though it might just be because I only saw the mystery science 3000 version of Manos: The Hands of Fate.
To this day I still wonder what the heck was wrong with that one servant guy's pants/legs.
And, yeah, Twilight.
Re: The shittest movies in the entire history of the world
Posted: 2009.12.10 (05:41)
by PALEMOON
i watched LASERBLAST with some friends recently. It's a good thing the mystery science theatre crew was there, because i'm pretty sure we would have all died from watching the original version.
Re: The shittest movies in the entire history of the world
Posted: 2009.12.10 (06:44)
by unoriginal name
I am dangerously bored this evening, because I just sat through Manos purely on its mention here. I am torn as to whether or not it is the worst movie I've ever seen. I have seen some very bad movies.
Re: The shittest movies in the entire history of the world
Posted: 2009.12.10 (09:34)
by t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư
Aside from what others have said, I'll throw in Ultraviolet.
SlappyMcGee wrote:The Other Boelyn Girl, Bangkok Dangerous, Manos: The Hand of Fate, Battlefield Earth, and Twilight are all vile.
Hold on. While I agree that Bangkok Dangerous was pretty awful, I don't think it deserves to be listed in the same league as these other movies.
Re: The shittest movies in the entire history of the world
Posted: 2009.12.10 (10:12)
by a happy song
Transformers, Coyote Ugly, Eragon, X-Men: The Last Stand.
Re: The shittest movies in the entire history of the world
Posted: 2009.12.10 (12:11)
by Tanner
Zoolander.
Re: The shittest movies in the entire history of the world
Posted: 2009.12.10 (12:45)
by SlappyMcGee
Tsukatu wrote:Aside from what others have said, I'll throw in Ultraviolet.
SlappyMcGee wrote:The Other Boelyn Girl, Bangkok Dangerous, Manos: The Hand of Fate, Battlefield Earth, and Twilight are all vile.
Hold on. While I agree that Bangkok Dangerous was pretty awful, I don't think it deserves to be listed in the same league as these other movies.
I resisted on District 9, and Bangkok Dangerous was the other one I hesitated on. BD is incredibly stupid and boring and illogical even by it's own followings. Couple that with awful performances and mysterious direction *and millions of dollars and it's fucking horrid.
Re: The shittest movies in the entire history of the world
Posted: 2009.12.10 (13:08)
by Vyacheslav
rennaT wrote:Zoolander.
What? Seriously? It was a great movie.
Re: The shittest movies in the entire history of the world
Posted: 2009.12.10 (16:49)
by unoriginal name
brighter wrote:Eragon
How did I forget. Worst-spent five hours of my life. At least, it felt like five hours.
Re: The shittest movies in the entire history of the world
Posted: 2009.12.10 (17:13)
by Studebacher Hoch
OneSevenNine wrote:
To this day I still wonder what the heck was wrong with that one servant guy's pants/legs.
He was a satyr. Duh.
SlappyMcGee wrote:I resisted on District 9, and Bangkok Dangerous was the other one I hesitated on. BD is incredibly stupid and boring and illogical even by it's own followings. Couple that with awful performances and mysterious direction *and millions of dollars and it's fucking horrid.
Don't forget the poignant parting shot of Kong on a pier. Or something.
Re: The shittest movies in the entire history of the world
Posted: 2009.12.10 (17:35)
by otters~1
brighter wrote:Eragon
Ew.
Here is a review of
Eragon written by my dad (he occasionally writes for Filmcritic as a favor to a friend). I think it sums up my views pretty well.
Re: The shittest movies in the entire history of the world
Posted: 2009.12.10 (18:17)
by Tunco
Twilight and Eragon. I was forced to see Twilight because we were a bunch of friend just hangin' out everyone instantly wanted to go Twilight.
Also the English lessons was quitted for a few lessons because of an unknown reason (estimated cause: Tunco. ;D) and they made us watch that movie to spend time.
Meh.
Re: The shittest movies in the entire history of the world
Posted: 2009.12.10 (19:42)
by Sunset
Twilight/Eragon/Snow White/every Disney Movie/every Pixar Movie.
yes.
Re: The shittest movies in the entire history of the world
Posted: 2009.12.10 (22:42)
by Seneschal
Eragon.
Urgh.
SeventhSpirit wrote:every Pixar Movie.
What. The. Fuck.
What.
The.
Fuck.
What.
What.
The Fuck?
Re: The shittest movies in the entire history of the world
Posted: 2009.12.10 (23:30)
by T3chno
Zathura.
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Re: The shittest movies in the entire history of the world
Posted: 2009.12.10 (23:44)
by unoriginal name
SeventhSpirit wrote:every Disney Movie/every Pixar Movie.
...
No.
Re: The shittest movies in the entire history of the world
Posted: 2009.12.11 (02:36)
by t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư
SeventhSpirit wrote:every Pixar Movie.
You must be retarded or something.