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Dave Letterman Fucked Bitches.
Posted: 2009.10.02 (14:45)
by SlappyMcGee
http://www.avclub.com/articles/david-le ... ffa,33638/
Basically, Letterman fucked some bitches on the show, then some dude extorted him, then he got that dude jailed and then admitted to fucking bitches on national television.
What do you guys think? The clip is glorious.
Re: Dave Letterman Fucked Bitches.
Posted: 2009.10.02 (17:08)
by blue_tetris
Letterman handled the entire situation very well. He didn't glorify it. He came clean. He doesn't justify what he did.
It was consistently impossible to determine if he was using his brand of Newhartian drypan or being sincere--like most geriatric Americans that watch the show, I had to use the studio audience response as my cue.
And now...
*drumroll*
...the top-ten objects Dave inserted into his interns' vaginas!
Re: Dave Letterman Fucked Bitches.
Posted: 2009.10.03 (02:16)
by t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư
blue_tetris wrote:It was consistently impossible to determine if he was using his brand of Newhartian drypan or being sincere
It seemed to me that he was being sincere, and was even getting a little annoyed at the constant applause at times.
Re: Dave Letterman Fucked Bitches.
Posted: 2009.10.03 (03:25)
by blue_tetris
Tsukatu wrote:blue_tetris wrote:It was consistently impossible to determine if he was using his brand of Newhartian drypan or being sincere
It seemed to me that he was being sincere, and was even getting a little annoyed at the constant applause at times.
That's what I thought too. He did excite the audience a shade too much before going into the story, so they weren't in the mood to receive it so much.
Re: Dave Letterman Fucked Bitches.
Posted: 2009.10.06 (14:58)
by jinxed_07
Tsukatu wrote:It seemed to me that he was being sincere, and was even getting a little annoyed at the constant applause at times.
God, i hate condescending....
At least Letterman came clean and was sincere.
v @Tsukatu , and how would you know. Even if you know someone really good on the internet, you can't go around making assumptions like that.
Re: Dave Letterman Fucked Bitches.
Posted: 2009.10.07 (08:16)
by t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư
jinxed_07 wrote:God, i hate condescending....
That's just because you're always on the receiving end.
Re: Dave Letterman Fucked Bitches.
Posted: 2009.10.08 (14:58)
by Ampersand
jinxed_07 wrote:v @Tsukatu , and how would you know. Even if you know someone really good on the internet, you can't go around making assumptions like that.
Oh, no, trust me. He can. It's never wrong, the assumption-box. It's like a magic 8-ball. We shake it, and it comes up with the right response. We used to use a Ouija board, but that was a bit less reliable.
Re: Dave Letterman Fucked Bitches.
Posted: 2009.10.08 (16:29)
by SlappyMcGee
Ampersand wrote:jinxed_07 wrote:v @Tsukatu , and how would you know. Even if you know someone really good on the internet, you can't go around making assumptions like that.
Oh, no, trust me. He can. It's never wrong, the assumption-box. It's like a magic 8-ball. We shake it, and it comes up with the right response. We used to use a Ouija board, but that was a bit less reliable.
Don't forget that month where we relied solely on the predictions of the Mayans.
"And on the third day,
there will be a bounty.
And the great Turk will stand up and say
"Hahah ,but you forgot the Tsukatu in numamnuman firefox."
Re: Dave Letterman Fucked Bitches.
Posted: 2009.10.26 (14:54)
by jinxed_07
What Letterman did is not nearly as bad as the image of what he did *shudders*
Ampersand wrote:
Oh, no, trust me. He can. It's never wrong, the assumption-box. It's like a magic 8-ball. We shake it, and it comes up with the right response. We used to use a Ouija board, but that was a bit less reliable.
Figures...... I think the 8-ball is more reliable.