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Postby capt_weasle » 2009.04.24 (04:38)

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I can't think of anything
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Postby kai » 2009.04.24 (04:41)

when lo and behold!
the lord of insanity
enters the building

edit: FIRST

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Postby aids » 2009.04.24 (04:46)

Haiku One-Liner

Walked into a bar.
He asked, "Where the ladies at?"
Then he saw his wife.

(Fine. Happy now SlappyMcGee?)
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2009.04.24 (04:47)

Life247 wrote:Walked into a bar.
He asked, "Where're the ladies at?"
Then he saw his wife.
The second line has eight syllables. Fail.
Loathes

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Postby aids » 2009.04.24 (04:51)

Err, how about you pronounce it as one syllable, which is why there's an apostrophe.
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Postby kai » 2009.04.24 (04:57)

phail is not grammar,
you silly goose.... dont you know?
teh phail is teh PHAIL!!!!

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Postby aids » 2009.04.24 (05:04)

Leetspeek brings me down.
Why is grammer thrown away?
/me just sits and cries.
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2009.04.24 (05:04)

Life247 wrote:Err, how about you pronounce it as one syllable, which is why there's an apostrophe.

Except that isn't how it's pronounced. It's pronounced like "wearer".
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Postby capt_weasle » 2009.04.24 (05:08)

Bickering is bad
Why don't we solve the problem
In Haiku format?
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Postby aids » 2009.04.24 (05:11)

Bug off Dr. Phil.
Who gave you your Ph. D.?
O. Winfrey knows best.
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Postby kai » 2009.04.24 (05:16)

Life247 wrote:Leetspeek brings me down.
Why is grammer thrown away?
/me just sits and cries.
wtf? wouldnt "/me" be 3 syllables? depending on whether you say it "slash M E" or "slash me", but either way its more then 5. and you misspelled grammar.

little boy crying,
who put blood on your teddy?
oh, thats so messed up.

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Postby aids » 2009.04.24 (05:23)

I'm a total fool.
Spell check will not work for me.
Thanks for noticing.

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Postby Izzy » 2009.04.24 (17:45)

Izzy now decides
To post on this haiku thread
He clicks "Post Reply."
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Postby aids » 2009.04.25 (05:04)

~ *
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Postby Condog » 2009.04.25 (07:51)

Life247 wrote:~ *
; .
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Explain to me please
How to pronounce those symbols
That does not make sense.
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Postby 29403 » 2009.04.25 (08:07)

USA symbols

Swirl Dash Asterisk
Semi-colon period
Exclamation Mark

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Postby aids » 2009.04.25 (08:12)

Use your common sense.
Just pronounce them as you would
Speak their names out loud.
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Postby origami_alligator » 2009.04.25 (08:48)

Life247 wrote:~ *
; .
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Congratulations,
Arbitrarily speaking,
You win the thread, dude.
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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2009.04.25 (08:55)

Life247 wrote:~ *
; .
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Ahahahahah
Gahahahahahaha
Hahahahaha.
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Postby Condog » 2009.04.25 (10:20)

29403 wrote:
USA symbols

Swirl Dash Asterisk
Semi-colon period
Exclamation Mark

Ah yes i see now.
I pronounced swirl dash as tilde
And full-stop wrong too.
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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2009.04.25 (10:27)

Condog wrote:
29403 wrote:
USA symbols

Swirl Dash Asterisk
Semi-colon period
Exclamation Mark

Ah yes i see now.
I pronounced swirl dash as tilde
And full-stop wrong too.
For enlightenment
Know that the 'e' in tilde
Will not be silent
M E A T N E T 1 9 9 2

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Postby aids » 2009.04.25 (16:55)

Manus Australis wrote:
Life247 wrote:~ *
; .
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Congratulations,
Arbitrarily speaking,
You win the thread, dude.
Forgive me; I'm confused.
Why just arbitrarily?
I thought that one out.
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Postby Cheez » 2009.04.25 (19:53)

Life247 wrote:~ *
; .
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Look at this post here
Life247 is genius
He gets a cookie
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Postby EdoI » 2009.04.25 (20:59)

I can't make any of these
can you can you can you
I ask you respond what?


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