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Hammerfall and humour

Posted: 2009.05.13 (02:42)
by smartalco
After this post, I dedicate this thread to Epic metal discussion, my favorite band in the genre would be Hammerfall.

Anyway, I just had this ridiculous conversation with a friend.

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(9:11:55 PM) smartalco: I must do something about this Fury of the Wild
(9:12:45 PM) cerin: Slayer would take a belt sander to hammerfall's face.
(9:13:05 PM) smartalco: Hammerfall would win once they Let the Hammer Fall
(9:13:42 PM) smartalco: every sentence must have at least one Hammerfall song title in it
(9:13:56 PM) smartalco: I was Born to Rule this game
(9:14:20 PM) cerin: In the words of The Almighty Slayer:
You self-righteous fuck
Give me a reason not to rip your fucking face off
Why don't you take a good look in these eyes
Cause I'm the one that's gonna tear your fucking heart
out
(9:15:05 PM) smartalco: stop being a Rebel Inside, play my game
(9:16:21 PM) cerin: By Any Means Necessary, will I kick your arse.
(9:17:00 PM) cerin: But hey, Life Is Now and the pain will pass.
(9:17:55 PM) cerin: Has Ed crossed the Threshold back into your room yet?
(9:18:08 PM) smartalco: you must be on a Natural High, because Life is Now is not in my song list
(9:19:29 PM) cerin: The Reign Of The Hammer persists as it's on the newest album "No Sacrifice, No Victory".
(9:19:56 PM) cerin: So you're in a Dreamland.
(9:20:18 PM) smartalco: oh right, I Never, Ever added that to winamp in XP
(9:20:56 PM) cerin: I was gonna say, Secrets aren't being kept about the new album
(9:21:33 PM) smartalco: I must continue Heeding the Call of studying while we play this game
(9:21:41 PM) smartalco: I will be The Champion of these finals
(9:23:08 PM) cerin: I'm Living In Victory so I don't have to worry about being The Champion.
(9:24:38 PM) cerin: Remember Yesterday when I said I was playing infiniminer?
(9:24:47 PM) smartalco: I think you were in Dreamland
(9:25:59 PM) cerin: I'm listening to Legion by Hammerfall. XD
(9:26:25 PM) cerin: I Believe that one was uncalled for.
(9:26:28 PM) smartalco: were you going to continue that infiniminer thought, or was it lost to The Abyss ?
(9:27:07 PM) cerin: You might called the them Trailblazers, but the developers of infiniminer didn't make it as great as I thought it would be.
(9:27:31 PM) smartalco: they aren't Knights of the 21st Century?
(9:28:03 PM) cerin: They just weren't Destined For Glory.
(9:28:21 PM) smartalco: maybe someone should have threatened them with The Unforgiving Blade
(9:28:36 PM) smartalco: maybe it would have set their Hearts on Fire to develop a decent game
(9:29:04 PM) cerin: A decent game maybe but not Something For The Ages.
(9:30:14 PM) smartalco: just need to let their Restless Soul be Unchained
(9:30:23 PM) cerin: XD
(9:30:51 PM) cerin: You're One Of A Kind because no one else could make less sense.
(9:30:52 PM) smartalco: I just skipped Imperial
(9:31:19 PM) smartalco: I know, I need to Take the Black for that one
(9:32:10 PM) cerin: Hallowed Be My Name because you are failing at this game now.
(9:33:12 PM) cerin: Let it be Carved In Stone that I am the Titan of Hammerfall knowledge.
(9:33:19 PM) cerin: Triple song score!!!!!
(9:33:38 PM) smartalco: that was hammerfall Genocide
(9:34:15 PM) smartalco: I can't think of any good way to work in My Sharona, except there
(9:34:23 PM) cerin: God Hates Us All.
(9:34:29 PM) cerin: Oh wait.
(9:34:55 PM) smartalco: I am the Last Man Standing in this game
(9:35:00 PM) cerin: Lies.
(9:35:19 PM) cerin: I won after you said Take The Black.
(9:35:48 PM) smartalco: your lines turned Stone Cold after the first one without a title
(9:36:04 PM) cerin: Which one was that?
(9:36:22 PM) cerin: (9:33:15 PM) cerin: Triple song score!!!!!
(9:36:34 PM) smartalco: I shall Punish and Enslave you for that line
(9:36:36 PM) cerin: But you had lost prior to that.
(9:37:14 PM) smartalco: I can't lose while I'm still Heeding the Call
(9:37:31 PM) cerin: You have a Fictional Reality, Dittohead.
(9:37:42 PM) smartalco: the fuck?
Any Hammerfall fans should recognize most, if not all of those titles

Re: Hammerfall and humour

Posted: 2009.09.27 (23:38)
by Awesome67
I have absolutely no idea what the h*ll that was about.

Re: Hammerfall and humour

Posted: 2009.09.28 (00:07)
by Ampersand
Awesome67 wrote:I have absolutely no idea what the h*ll that was about.
Wait, wait. Who *are* you?

Re: Hammerfall and humour

Posted: 2009.09.28 (00:37)
by Lachesis
Cannibal Corpse Smashes Hammerfall's face with a Hammer.
Spoiler

Hammer Smashed Face is a song by Cannibal Corpse...


Re: Hammerfall and humour

Posted: 2009.09.28 (21:27)
by otters~1
Ampersand wrote:
Awesome67 wrote:I have absolutely no idea what the h*ll that was about.
Wait, wait. Who *are* you?
What Blizz is trying to say is this: If you don't know what the hell is going on, it's probably because you weren't fucking paying attention. Now, if you didn't really read the conversation, why did you post? That said, smartalco, I thought the above was pretty amusing.

Re: Hammerfall and humour

Posted: 2009.09.29 (16:39)
by Tunco
E: Deleted all the stuff.