Anyway, I just had this ridiculous conversation with a friend.
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(9:11:55 PM) smartalco: I must do something about this Fury of the Wild
(9:12:45 PM) cerin: Slayer would take a belt sander to hammerfall's face.
(9:13:05 PM) smartalco: Hammerfall would win once they Let the Hammer Fall
(9:13:42 PM) smartalco: every sentence must have at least one Hammerfall song title in it
(9:13:56 PM) smartalco: I was Born to Rule this game
(9:14:20 PM) cerin: In the words of The Almighty Slayer:
You self-righteous fuck
Give me a reason not to rip your fucking face off
Why don't you take a good look in these eyes
Cause I'm the one that's gonna tear your fucking heart
out
(9:15:05 PM) smartalco: stop being a Rebel Inside, play my game
(9:16:21 PM) cerin: By Any Means Necessary, will I kick your arse.
(9:17:00 PM) cerin: But hey, Life Is Now and the pain will pass.
(9:17:55 PM) cerin: Has Ed crossed the Threshold back into your room yet?
(9:18:08 PM) smartalco: you must be on a Natural High, because Life is Now is not in my song list
(9:19:29 PM) cerin: The Reign Of The Hammer persists as it's on the newest album "No Sacrifice, No Victory".
(9:19:56 PM) cerin: So you're in a Dreamland.
(9:20:18 PM) smartalco: oh right, I Never, Ever added that to winamp in XP
(9:20:56 PM) cerin: I was gonna say, Secrets aren't being kept about the new album
(9:21:33 PM) smartalco: I must continue Heeding the Call of studying while we play this game
(9:21:41 PM) smartalco: I will be The Champion of these finals
(9:23:08 PM) cerin: I'm Living In Victory so I don't have to worry about being The Champion.
(9:24:38 PM) cerin: Remember Yesterday when I said I was playing infiniminer?
(9:24:47 PM) smartalco: I think you were in Dreamland
(9:25:59 PM) cerin: I'm listening to Legion by Hammerfall. XD
(9:26:25 PM) cerin: I Believe that one was uncalled for.
(9:26:28 PM) smartalco: were you going to continue that infiniminer thought, or was it lost to The Abyss ?
(9:27:07 PM) cerin: You might called the them Trailblazers, but the developers of infiniminer didn't make it as great as I thought it would be.
(9:27:31 PM) smartalco: they aren't Knights of the 21st Century?
(9:28:03 PM) cerin: They just weren't Destined For Glory.
(9:28:21 PM) smartalco: maybe someone should have threatened them with The Unforgiving Blade
(9:28:36 PM) smartalco: maybe it would have set their Hearts on Fire to develop a decent game
(9:29:04 PM) cerin: A decent game maybe but not Something For The Ages.
(9:30:14 PM) smartalco: just need to let their Restless Soul be Unchained
(9:30:23 PM) cerin: XD
(9:30:51 PM) cerin: You're One Of A Kind because no one else could make less sense.
(9:30:52 PM) smartalco: I just skipped Imperial
(9:31:19 PM) smartalco: I know, I need to Take the Black for that one
(9:32:10 PM) cerin: Hallowed Be My Name because you are failing at this game now.
(9:33:12 PM) cerin: Let it be Carved In Stone that I am the Titan of Hammerfall knowledge.
(9:33:19 PM) cerin: Triple song score!!!!!
(9:33:38 PM) smartalco: that was hammerfall Genocide
(9:34:15 PM) smartalco: I can't think of any good way to work in My Sharona, except there
(9:34:23 PM) cerin: God Hates Us All.
(9:34:29 PM) cerin: Oh wait.
(9:34:55 PM) smartalco: I am the Last Man Standing in this game
(9:35:00 PM) cerin: Lies.
(9:35:19 PM) cerin: I won after you said Take The Black.
(9:35:48 PM) smartalco: your lines turned Stone Cold after the first one without a title
(9:36:04 PM) cerin: Which one was that?
(9:36:22 PM) cerin: (9:33:15 PM) cerin: Triple song score!!!!!
(9:36:34 PM) smartalco: I shall Punish and Enslave you for that line
(9:36:36 PM) cerin: But you had lost prior to that.
(9:37:14 PM) smartalco: I can't lose while I'm still Heeding the Call
(9:37:31 PM) cerin: You have a Fictional Reality, Dittohead.
(9:37:42 PM) smartalco: the fuck?
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