ska/Ben_Schultz_11 has retired
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he's leaving due to not-metanet-related reasons. So stop bagging on him for doing this and that. Do you go to someone's funeral and say "hey everybody remember when this guy became a pedophile?". Jesus H. Christ people he just wants to say that he's leaving.
Good night ska
Good night ska
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By the way, ska left forever on October 1st. He had a posts again on October 5th and has been posting ever since. I think this officially marks the shortest "leaving forever" that Metanet has ever seen, beating the previous TheDailyLlama record of 10 days by a full 6 day margin.
Astounding, really.
Astounding, really.

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AHahaaha. And you gave me a full month! Now that I've proved you wrong I can stay!blue_tetris wrote:By the way, ska left forever on October 1st. He had a posts again on October 5th and has been posting ever since. I think this officially marks the shortest "leaving forever" that Metanet has ever seen, beating the previous TheDailyLlama record of 10 days by a full 6 day margin.
Astounding, really.
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Mmm. Or, in the future, you can overcome your histrionic personality disorder and perhaps behave in a mannish fashion. That'd be good too.ska wrote:AHahaaha. And you gave me a full month! Now that I've proved you wrong I can stay!blue_tetris wrote:By the way, ska left forever on October 1st. He had a posts again on October 5th and has been posting ever since. I think this officially marks the shortest "leaving forever" that Metanet has ever seen, beating the previous TheDailyLlama record of 10 days by a full 6 day margin.
Astounding, really.

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Didn't Obby keep posting for some time after he announced he had left forever, thus setting the record for shortest definition of "forever"? Though I suppose you could argue that he didn't actually make it out the door in the first place...
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Oh xaelar you sexy thing.xaelar wrote:Oh my god ska...
That wasn't the best idea you ever had ;)
Oh and Dave, I decided to just check up on the forums to see what's going down, I don't have any plans of submitting any new maps or runs from now on. I could get back 85-3 I suppose but it would take me far too long.
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That's like saying you broke up with your girlfriend, but you still finger her from time to time, even though she's got a new boyfriend and thinks it's practically rape.
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I felt it was more that he stuck around saying, "I'm going to be leaving forever any time now."Atilla wrote:Didn't Obby keep posting for some time after he announced he had left forever, thus setting the record for shortest definition of "forever"? Though I suppose you could argue that he didn't actually make it out the door in the first place...
[spoiler="you know i always joked that it would be scary as hell to run into DMX in a dark ally, but secretly when i say 'DMX' i really mean 'Tsukatu'." -kai]"... and when i say 'scary as hell' i really mean 'tight pink shirt'." -kai[/spoiler][/i]


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The official scenario is now Ska being buried just so that he can hear someone insulting him, and then jumping out of the lightly buried grave to say "Just kidding ^^" :P

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Although I would beg to differ, I'm in a giving mood.
Wish fulfilled.
Wish fulfilled.

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Ahahaha, wow. Most disturbing analogy ever.KinGAleX wrote:That's like saying you broke up with your girlfriend, but you still finger her from time to time, even though she's got a new boyfriend and thinks it's practically rape.

Ice Climbers are awesome. Deal with it.
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Rigghhht.. Analogy..Condog wrote:Ahahaha, wow. Most disturbing analogy ever.KinGAleX wrote:That's like saying you broke up with your girlfriend, but you still finger her from time to time, even though she's got a new boyfriend and thinks it's practically rape.

Note to any federal agents reading this - I'm just kidding
Back on topic: Why do you guys think I'm back? Just 'cause I've made a few posts on the forums doesn't mean I'll continue to make maps and highscore (I've just submitted some runs over the past couple of days that I've been meaning to get.)
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Ahhh. Well, then I left a year ago, when I stopped mapping. So, I've been "gone" longer than you.ska wrote:Back on topic: Why do you guys think I'm back? Just 'cause I've made a few posts on the forums doesn't mean I'll continue to make maps and highscore (I've just submitted some runs over the past couple of days that I've been meaning to get.)
Your definition of "gone" blows scroat.

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I'd like to direct some general attention to one of blue_tetris's earlier posts in this thread:
Heh, well. Would you look at that.blue_tetris wrote:He'll be back in a month with a new whiny post and something else to draw our attention back him.

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One time, Aju pissed me off so badly that our collab group, Delirium, broke up, and I left forever, submitting my final map, Later... to Numa. I was on IRC no more than sixteen hours later.blue_tetris wrote:By the way, ska left forever on October 1st. He had a posts again on October 5th and has been posting ever since. I think this officially marks the shortest "leaving forever" that Metanet has ever seen, beating the previous TheDailyLlama record of 10 days by a full 6 day margin.
Astounding, really.

southpaw is the dude.
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Well, technically you said possibly forever. In your case, you didn't make it to the "forever" mark (4 days).
[spoiler="you know i always joked that it would be scary as hell to run into DMX in a dark ally, but secretly when i say 'DMX' i really mean 'Tsukatu'." -kai]"... and when i say 'scary as hell' i really mean 'tight pink shirt'." -kai[/spoiler][/i]


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To be fair, he never said he was leaving the forums, just that he wasn't making maps anymore and he wasn't going to run highscores anymore either.
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4 days eh?Jiggerjaw wrote:blue_tetris wrote:By the way, ska left forever on October 1st. He had a posts again on October 5th and has been posting ever since. I think this officially marks the shortest "leaving forever" that Metanet has ever seen, beating the previous TheDailyLlama record of 10 days by a full 6 day margin.
Astounding, really.
Did I say forever? I meant 4ever
But yes, I got overwhelming support to at least hang around the forums. So that's what I plan to do for a while.
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Dang. Only 3.5 weeks off.Turtle wrote:Goodbye. See you in a month or so.
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I don't know why some of you guys think you're being so clever... Seriously turtle - can you read?Turtle wrote:Dang. Only 3.5 weeks off.Turtle wrote:Goodbye. See you in a month or so.
Let me put this simply - just in case you have poor language comprehension skills: I never said I was leaving the new forums, I merely stated that the end of the old forums would incidentally mean the end of me making maps and highscoring. I have not yet made any more maps and I have just finished submitting my last highscores.Epigone wrote:To be fair, he never said he was leaving the forums, just that he wasn't making maps anymore and he wasn't going to run highscores anymore either.
*I accept all your apologies*
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I believe it's time for epigone to close this. It's starting to get dangerously close to flaming.

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I agree to an extent, unfortunately, some people here have misunderstood the point of this thread which was simply to let people know that I no longer planned on scoring/mapping. I have received some private messages containing apologies for misunderstanding what I wrote already which was a nice gesture. Thanks.runningninja wrote:I believe it's time for epigone to close this. It's starting to get dangerously close to flaming.
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