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Postby bobaganuesh_2 » 2008.10.05 (01:51)

he's leaving due to not-metanet-related reasons. So stop bagging on him for doing this and that. Do you go to someone's funeral and say "hey everybody remember when this guy became a pedophile?". Jesus H. Christ people he just wants to say that he's leaving.

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Postby blue_tetris » 2008.10.07 (10:46)

By the way, ska left forever on October 1st. He had a posts again on October 5th and has been posting ever since. I think this officially marks the shortest "leaving forever" that Metanet has ever seen, beating the previous TheDailyLlama record of 10 days by a full 6 day margin.

Astounding, really.
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Postby ska » 2008.10.07 (11:33)

blue_tetris wrote:By the way, ska left forever on October 1st. He had a posts again on October 5th and has been posting ever since. I think this officially marks the shortest "leaving forever" that Metanet has ever seen, beating the previous TheDailyLlama record of 10 days by a full 6 day margin.

Astounding, really.
AHahaaha. And you gave me a full month! Now that I've proved you wrong I can stay!

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Postby blue_tetris » 2008.10.07 (11:37)

ska wrote:
blue_tetris wrote:By the way, ska left forever on October 1st. He had a posts again on October 5th and has been posting ever since. I think this officially marks the shortest "leaving forever" that Metanet has ever seen, beating the previous TheDailyLlama record of 10 days by a full 6 day margin.

Astounding, really.
AHahaaha. And you gave me a full month! Now that I've proved you wrong I can stay!
Mmm. Or, in the future, you can overcome your histrionic personality disorder and perhaps behave in a mannish fashion. That'd be good too.
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Postby xaelar » 2008.10.07 (12:10)

Oh my god ska...
That wasn't the best idea you ever had ;)
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Postby Atilla » 2008.10.07 (12:48)

Didn't Obby keep posting for some time after he announced he had left forever, thus setting the record for shortest definition of "forever"? Though I suppose you could argue that he didn't actually make it out the door in the first place...

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Postby ska » 2008.10.07 (12:49)

xaelar wrote:Oh my god ska...
That wasn't the best idea you ever had ;)
Oh xaelar you sexy thing.
Oh and Dave, I decided to just check up on the forums to see what's going down, I don't have any plans of submitting any new maps or runs from now on. I could get back 85-3 I suppose but it would take me far too long.

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Postby KinGAleX » 2008.10.07 (14:11)

That's like saying you broke up with your girlfriend, but you still finger her from time to time, even though she's got a new boyfriend and thinks it's practically rape.
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2008.10.07 (16:42)

Atilla wrote:Didn't Obby keep posting for some time after he announced he had left forever, thus setting the record for shortest definition of "forever"? Though I suppose you could argue that he didn't actually make it out the door in the first place...
I felt it was more that he stuck around saying, "I'm going to be leaving forever any time now."
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Postby MattKestrel » 2008.10.07 (17:02)

The official scenario is now Ska being buried just so that he can hear someone insulting him, and then jumping out of the lightly buried grave to say "Just kidding ^^" :P
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Postby xaelar » 2008.10.08 (01:01)

Someone close this? I don't think we need to insult him any more ;)
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Postby blue_tetris » 2008.10.08 (01:04)

Although I would beg to differ, I'm in a giving mood.

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Postby Condog » 2008.10.08 (06:40)

KinGAleX wrote:That's like saying you broke up with your girlfriend, but you still finger her from time to time, even though she's got a new boyfriend and thinks it's practically rape.
Ahahaha, wow. Most disturbing analogy ever.
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Postby ska » 2008.10.08 (11:41)

Condog wrote:
KinGAleX wrote:That's like saying you broke up with your girlfriend, but you still finger her from time to time, even though she's got a new boyfriend and thinks it's practically rape.
Ahahaha, wow. Most disturbing analogy ever.
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Back on topic: Why do you guys think I'm back? Just 'cause I've made a few posts on the forums doesn't mean I'll continue to make maps and highscore (I've just submitted some runs over the past couple of days that I've been meaning to get.)

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Postby blue_tetris » 2008.10.08 (16:42)

ska wrote:Back on topic: Why do you guys think I'm back? Just 'cause I've made a few posts on the forums doesn't mean I'll continue to make maps and highscore (I've just submitted some runs over the past couple of days that I've been meaning to get.)
Ahhh. Well, then I left a year ago, when I stopped mapping. So, I've been "gone" longer than you.

Your definition of "gone" blows scroat.
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Postby Skyling » 2008.10.08 (19:21)

I'd like to direct some general attention to one of blue_tetris's earlier posts in this thread:
blue_tetris wrote:He'll be back in a month with a new whiny post and something else to draw our attention back him.
Heh, well. Would you look at that.
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Postby Jiggerjaw » 2008.10.08 (19:24)

blue_tetris wrote:By the way, ska left forever on October 1st. He had a posts again on October 5th and has been posting ever since. I think this officially marks the shortest "leaving forever" that Metanet has ever seen, beating the previous TheDailyLlama record of 10 days by a full 6 day margin.

Astounding, really.
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2008.10.08 (19:51)

Well, technically you said possibly forever. In your case, you didn't make it to the "forever" mark (4 days).
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Postby epigone » 2008.10.08 (20:50)

To be fair, he never said he was leaving the forums, just that he wasn't making maps anymore and he wasn't going to run highscores anymore either.
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Postby ska » 2008.10.08 (23:36)

Jiggerjaw wrote:
blue_tetris wrote:By the way, ska left forever on October 1st. He had a posts again on October 5th and has been posting ever since. I think this officially marks the shortest "leaving forever" that Metanet has ever seen, beating the previous TheDailyLlama record of 10 days by a full 6 day margin.

Astounding, really.
4 days eh?
Did I say forever? I meant 4ever

But yes, I got overwhelming support to at least hang around the forums. So that's what I plan to do for a while.

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Postby Turtle » 2008.10.12 (22:50)

Turtle wrote:Goodbye. See you in a month or so.
Dang. Only 3.5 weeks off.

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Postby ska » 2008.10.13 (01:27)

Turtle wrote:
Turtle wrote:Goodbye. See you in a month or so.
Dang. Only 3.5 weeks off.
I don't know why some of you guys think you're being so clever... Seriously turtle - can you read?
Epigone wrote:To be fair, he never said he was leaving the forums, just that he wasn't making maps anymore and he wasn't going to run highscores anymore either.
Let me put this simply - just in case you have poor language comprehension skills: I never said I was leaving the new forums, I merely stated that the end of the old forums would incidentally mean the end of me making maps and highscoring. I have not yet made any more maps and I have just finished submitting my last highscores.

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Postby runningninja » 2008.10.13 (04:33)

I believe it's time for epigone to close this. It's starting to get dangerously close to flaming.
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Postby ska » 2008.10.13 (06:08)

runningninja wrote:I believe it's time for epigone to close this. It's starting to get dangerously close to flaming.
I agree to an extent, unfortunately, some people here have misunderstood the point of this thread which was simply to let people know that I no longer planned on scoring/mapping. I have received some private messages containing apologies for misunderstanding what I wrote already which was a nice gesture. Thanks.


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