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Vertical transport: the original rivalry

Posted: 2012.01.15 (05:17)
by 乳头的早餐谷物
The eternal question.

Re: Vertical transport: the original rivalry

Posted: 2012.01.15 (05:27)
by scythe
Escalator escalator escalator escalator. I don't even see how this is a question.

Re: Vertical transport: the original rivalry

Posted: 2012.01.15 (14:33)
by Universezero
Escalators are fancy stairs. Elevators all the way.

Re: Vertical transport: the original rivalry

Posted: 2012.01.15 (18:03)
by 999_Springs
Lifts.

Re: Vertical transport: the original rivalry

Posted: 2012.01.15 (21:11)
by Losttortuga
Escalators can't break, they can only temporarily become stairs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIYaCUkwMHE

Re: Vertical transport: the original rivalry

Posted: 2012.01.16 (04:59)
by 乳头的早餐谷物
Also, elevators stole the word 'elevate', while escalators gave us the word 'escalate'.

Re: Vertical transport: the original rivalry

Posted: 2012.01.16 (07:10)
by  yahoozy
UniverseZero would rather be stuck in a rising stinkbox than an amusement ride.

Re: Vertical transport: the original rivalry

Posted: 2012.01.16 (09:03)
by Universezero
Multi-Exclamatory would rather travel much more slowly and at an un-direct trajectory to the one desired to go.

ALSO, ELEVATOR MUSIC. WE WOULD NOT HAVE THAT WITHOUT ELEVATORS.

Re: Vertical transport: the original rivalry

Posted: 2012.01.25 (01:33)
by Donfuy
Inclined moving walkways all the way. I love running down them when I was a kid, and I still do, although the opportunities to do it now are much more scarce.

Re: Vertical transport: the original rivalry

Posted: 2012.01.27 (20:47)
by 29403
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My first ASCII art :)

Re: Vertical transport: the original rivalry

Posted: 2012.05.29 (09:33)
by Universezero
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Re: Vertical transport: the original rivalry

Posted: 2012.05.29 (09:49)
by 乳头的早餐谷物
I'd forgotten about this thread. You must be serious about this elevator business.

Re: Vertical transport: the original rivalry

Posted: 2012.05.29 (14:27)
by GamingWolf
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Re: Vertical transport: the original rivalry

Posted: 2012.06.02 (05:18)
by Skyling
it is fun to sit down on escalators as they go up and down

and then stand up before you get hurt

Re: Vertical transport: the original rivalry

Posted: 2012.06.02 (05:24)
by chocollama
yo escalatas got those dope ass shoe cleena's

nigga they win fo sho

Re: Vertical transport: the original rivalry

Posted: 2012.06.03 (05:33)
by otters~1
1) rockefeller center

2) charlie and the chocolate factory

Re: Vertical transport: the original rivalry

Posted: 2012.06.03 (22:22)
by 29403
chocollama wrote:yo escalatas got those dope ass shoe cleena's

nigga they win fo sho
Dude, what the fuck?

Re: Vertical transport: the original rivalry

Posted: 2012.06.05 (06:34)
by aids
29403 wrote:
chocollama wrote:yo escalatas got those dope ass shoe cleena's

nigga they win fo sho
Dude, what the fukk?
Yeah, I'm very confused by this...

Re: Vertical transport: the original rivalry

Posted: 2012.06.05 (08:46)
by Universezero
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29403 wrote:
chocollama wrote:yo escalatas got those dope ass shoe cleena's

nigga they win fo sho
Dude, what the fukk?
Yeah, I'm very confused by this...
He's referring to the bristles that are on the sides of escalators. You know, the ones that peasant non-elevator-users use. Those things are disgusting and I wouldn't put my shoes anywhere near them.

Re: Vertical transport: the original rivalry

Posted: 2012.10.21 (17:43)
by Pikman

Re: Vertical transport: the original rivalry

Posted: 2012.10.21 (22:49)
by otters~1
Skyling wrote:it is fun to sit down on escalators as they go up and down

and then stand up before you get hurt
*fun if and only if you are on lots of shrooms