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"I don't know where I am!"

What should I do?

Take the pillowcase off the pillow and stick it over your head as an improvised air filter. Nerve gas could come flooding into this room at any minute.

That looks like a pull-handle on that door, meaning the hinges are on your side. Find something to pop them hinges out.

Inspired wrote:Look under the bed you woke up on for anything that could be beneficial to your journey.

Nada.

reventrøpe wrote:Take the pillowcase off the pillow and stick it over your head as an improvised air filter. Nerve gas could come flooding into this room at any minute.

T̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư wrote:That looks like a pull-handle on that door, meaning the hinges are on your side. Find something to pop them hinges out.

What should I do?

Put your fist in your mouth.

Go back to bed and sleep for an hour since it's 6:49. You must be tired, waking up so early. Make sure you put your head on the cool side of the pillow.

Using dirt from the corners of the room and your own urine, create something that vaguely resembles coffee to give yourself a placebo effect to increase your awareness.

What the fuck? It's not even 8:00 AM and you're up? Get your Morning Person ass back in bed.

It could be 16:49. We can't see. Anyway, yell out to see if you get a response. You can then determine whether on not there's a microphone in your room and/or if you're being watched, etc.

begin quest to see if there's anything else in the room other than the bed.

Universezero wrote:It could be 16:49.

the voice said "good morning", so it's most probably not the afternoon.

what clothing are you wearing besides a pillow? anything with string or elastic or anything else handy

Determine whether your kidneys are intact.

Look around the room for a camera. See if you can cover the lens with anything, or otherwise prevent it from working.

masturbate

Look around the room for a camera. See if you can cover the lens with anything, or otherwise prevent it from working.

begin quest to see if there's anything else in the room other than the bed.

Is that Old Spice on the counter? Do your best Isaiah Mustafa impression.

look in the toilet!

Is the clock counting backwards?

i'm one of the few making constuctive instructions. :P

Open the under-the-sink cabinet things and see if there's anything inside. also, carry around the toothbrush and deodorant thing just in case. Finally, go see if there's anything in, around, behind, or in the water tank of the toilet

Stare at the clock for 5 minutes to see if it is going backwards or not.

Is the clock counting backwards?

Open the under-the-sink cabinet things and see if there's anything inside. also, carry around the toothbrush and deodorant thing just in case. Finally, go see if there's anything in, around, behind, or in the water tank of the toilet

What should I do?

Pray. It's what God wanted you to do from the beginning.

Let the room fill up with water. Maybe someone will come to help.

There is nothing you can do make your time.

If the exploding toilet made a hole in the ceiling, try to get up in there (e.g. by using the bed as a step or something).