Corrupt a Wish

Postby **Brainwasher** » 2008.11.12 (22:32)

sad for you
Granted, but then you would be warned for actually doing something wrong.
BTW, you should appeal to get the warn taken away.

I wish I could see the future.

http://nmaps.net/user/rambo5252 · Postby **rambo5252** » 2008.11.12 (23:08)

granted but you can onley see 1 second into the future

i wish i new how to appeal

http://nmaps.net/user/wumbla · Postby **wumbla** » 2008.11.12 (23:15)

me too, wish granted, then you get amnesia and forget how to appeal

I wish the next post got amnesia

Postby **Brainwasher** » 2008.11.12 (23:41)

Granted, but... uh... I forgot my reason, so this post makes you page take longer to load.

I wish my internet would stop upgrading, so I can stay on.

Postby **lookatthisisgoodatn** » 2008.11.13 (19:10)

Granted, but then your internet would be crap. Even crappier than mine!
Finally, a post here that makes sense!
Ooh, almost forgot to wish. I wish I wasn't human.
That would be so sweet!

http://nmaps.net/user/slayr · Postby **Slayr** » 2008.11.13 (23:22)

wish granted but because your not human the humans get scared and kill you

i wish i was invincible!

Postby **Brainwasher** » 2008.11.14 (02:16)

Granted but, [breath]
You would live to see your family die.
You would live to see your friends die.
You would be experimented on by the military government to find the source.
Many people don't like having friends that have a sizeable advantage over them, so you would not have many friends.
You would serve a life without peroll in jail, which would last until you die (which wouldn't happen).
You could not escape your fate through any means (death being the one I am thinking of).
You would not go to heaven.

I wish people would be smarter.

http://nmaps.net/user/pni · Postby **Pixon** » 2008.11.14 (15:02)

Granted, but then I steal it from you.

I wish I had a pony.

http://nmaps.net/user/rambo5252 · Postby **rambo5252** » 2008.11.14 (21:01)

granted but its so easy you slack off and fail

i wish i didnt have to make a wish and nothing would happen and nothing bad happens for it

Postby **Brainwasher** » 2008.11.14 (21:17)

granted, but then the trend is copied and this feed is closed.

I wish more people understood what I talked about in the universe debate.

http://nmaps.net/user/twentythree · Postby **twentythree** » 2008.11.14 (22:28)

Granted, but then they would realize that you have no idea what you're talking about.

I wish I was a ninja.

http://nmaps.net/user/rambo5252 · Postby **rambo5252** » 2008.11.14 (22:30)

granted but you get hit by a seeker drone and since your the ninja instead of the controller you cant restart the level and now your dead

i wish i wasnt bored

http://nmaps.net/user/slayr · Postby **Slayr** » 2008.11.14 (23:38)

wish granted but you get so excited that you die of a heart attack

i wish i was grim reaper.

http://nmaps.net/user/Izzy · Postby **Izzy** » 2008.11.15 (00:07)

Granted, but you kill yourself soon after.

Edit: I wish I didn't have to edit this post to add a wish.

http://nmaps.net/user/rambo5252 · Postby **rambo5252** » 2008.11.15 (00:19)

granted but now you dont have a wish making me look like a retard and you completly destroy this thread and it will never be posted apon again

i wish this thread will be posted apon again

http://nmaps.net/user/slayr · Postby **Slayr** » 2008.11.15 (02:02)

wish granted but then i kill you

i wish i could use any superpower i wanted including invincibility

P.S the grim reaper can't die.

http://nmaps.net/user/rambo5252 · Postby **rambo5252** » 2008.11.15 (02:52)

granted but your soon realise the onley super power you want to use is x-ray vision(for obvious reasons) then realize it onley works on men so you kill yourself

i wish the girl i like, liked me back

http://nmaps.net/user/nan__d_chaser · Postby **Nan__d_Chaser** » 2008.11.15 (15:21)

Granted, but then you'd be distracted and fall off a cliff

I wish my dog wasn't fat

http://nmaps.net/user/rambo5252 · Postby **rambo5252** » 2008.11.15 (17:50)

granted but now hes hungry and dies

i wish i didnt fall off a cliff

http://nmaps.net/user/nan__d_chaser · Postby **Nan__d_Chaser** » 2008.11.15 (18:55)

Granted, but you would get depressed and commit suicide.

I wish for a bird

Postby **Brainwasher** » 2008.11.15 (19:06)

granted, but it flies away.
You guys really need look at the old forum (http://metanet.2.forumer.com) for how this is played

I wish people looked at the old forum, so that all of the rebutals wouldn't be "granted, but you die."

http://nmaps.net/user/nan__d_chaser · Postby **Nan__d_Chaser** » 2008.11.15 (19:19)

Granted, but then the admins would get mad at you and ban you from the forums.

I wish I could speak in binary

http://nmaps.net/user/wumbla · Postby **wumbla** » 2008.11.15 (19:29)

granted and then you use it so much that you forget English and any other languages you know and you can't communicate with anyone else

I wish I was Eganic. (don't ask)

Postby **Brainwasher** » 2008.11.15 (20:22)

Granted, but he will still act the same to maintain his image.

I wish I was an admin.

Postby **lookatthisisgoodatn** » 2008.11.15 (22:37)

Granted, but then the pressure given by the responsibility (Or something. They are important, right?) and decide to leave the forums.
I wish I didn't have school, but that I knew everything anyway.

Metanet Forums

Corrupt a Wish

Who is online