King of the Ditch

Postby **lookatthisisgoodatn** » 2008.11.30 (02:40)

What do you mean "It's lonely here"?

http://nmaps.net/user/sithmaster · Postby **Sithmaster** » 2008.11.30 (06:11)

okay, back on topic;

I'm still a zombie, and I goes zombie end-game on you, and then, when I'm the last any thing there is, I get the Ditch

KofZD

http://nmaps.net/user/nan__d_chaser · Postby **Nan__d_Chaser** » 2008.11.30 (16:12)

Nan__d_Chaser wrote:Nanci Pelosi, who cures (sithmaster).

Nan__d_Chaser wrote:my monkey eats both of you. KofD

With that in mind, TIME WARP

With sithmaster decaying, beethoveN is chased away by my monkey into a radioavtive bunker, and is locked in there.

KofD

http://nmaps.net/user/sithmaster · Postby **Sithmaster** » 2008.11.30 (20:04)

with that in mind, PARADOX

with everyone exploding/imploding (at the same time!) I jump in the Ditch and hide

CKofE/INZFD (Cowardly King of the Exploding/Imploding Not Zombie Filled Ditch)

http://nmaps.net/user/nan__d_chaser · Postby **Nan__d_Chaser** » 2008.12.01 (03:56)

Zeus revives me and lends me lightning, which I use to smite lookatthisisgoodatn, sithmaster, and beethoveN. When it hits beethoveN the bunker explodes sending toxins everywhere and killing any known survivers, not including me or my monkey. KofD

http://nmaps.net/user/sithmaster · Postby **Sithmaster** » 2008.12.01 (20:57)

I use Atheism to make Zeus disappear!

CAKofE/INZFD (Cowardly Atheist King of the Exploding/Imploding Not Zombie Filled Ditch)

http://nmaps.net/user/nan__d_chaser · Postby **Nan__d_Chaser** » 2008.12.02 (00:59)

Zeus doesn't believe in atheism, and he comes back laughing. I'm still KofD

http://nmaps.net/user/beethoveN · Postby **beethoveN** » 2008.12.02 (01:21)

you guys forgot about me, I come back stealthily to claim the throne, I ambush you and kill you.
KofD

http://nmaps.net/user/sithmaster · Postby **Sithmaster** » 2008.12.02 (02:19)

I go Cronus on all of you (YOU GET IN MY BELLAH!!!).

CA/GTKofE/INZFD (Cowardly Atheist/Greek Titan King of the Exploding/Imploding Not Zombie Filled Ditch)

http://nmaps.net/user/nan__d_chaser · Postby **Nan__d_Chaser** » 2008.12.03 (04:43)

You didn't specify who you killed, so I assume it was Zeus. Hercules comes and cleaves sithmaster in half. My monkey sprays toxins on beethoveN from the bunker out of his-

OH CRAP

lookatthis got bombed!

KofD

http://nmaps.net/user/sithmaster · Postby **Sithmaster** » 2008.12.03 (21:20)

I go cell division on all of you, now there are two of me (but one mind), I then gang beat of you until I rule the Ditch

http://nmaps.net/user/rambo5252 · Postby **rambo5252** » 2008.12.03 (21:30)

lookatthisisgoodatn wrote:What do you mean "It's lonely here"?

limbo silly, its fricken lonely here

http://nmaps.net/user/nan__d_chaser · Postby **Nan__d_Chaser** » 2008.12.04 (01:25)

Well, the cell division ultimately fails and you get Down syndroume, killing you.

I rule the ditch while my monkey revives me.

Postby **Geekhead** » 2008.12.04 (02:36)

I get bundles of bananas and lure the monkey of the cliff and it kills it. Than I jump into the ditch and with my awesome powers i become extremely obece and the impact from the jump cracks nan_d_chaser's neck. i own the extremely tight spaced (for my sexy obece body) ditch!
5 years have passed, i haven't moved, and his body was never forund. I use the leftover bananas from the monkey incident to survive. I overpicked the whole forest, so I have a lifetime supply of it. there is also a small pure watered creak right next to me.

http://nmaps.net/user/nan__d_chaser · Postby **Nan__d_Chaser** » 2008.12.05 (02:59)

Wait let's go back.

Undortunately, my monkey is a carnivore and instead of eating the bananas he eats you.

So I remain KofD

http://nmaps.net/user/UniverseZero · Postby **Universezero** » 2008.12.05 (23:16)

Having not made a post since page 4, I snap out of my coma and pull out the bullet placed in my head by rambo5252's sniper rifle. Everything is so different. All the members attacking the ditch are so weak, this weird member called Nan__d_Chaser seems to be making almost every second post, and he's brutally killing everyone else with his carnivorous dancing monkey. Well no longer.

I run up to Nan__d_Chaser's Monkey and pull out my three swords. I then jump and do my Twister Dragon move, slitting it's neck, cutting out it's heart, and disemboweling him simultaneously. I then run up to Nan__d_Chaser, pick him up by the neck with one hand and throw him 600 feet into the air. I then pull my M21 Armament Subsystem with M134 mimigun and M158 Rocket Launcher off my back, aim down my sight and fire.

10 days later, one of Nan__d_Chasers limbs is found lying in the middle of a chinese crop field.

King of the Ditch

http://nmaps.net/user/nan__d_chaser · Postby **Nan__d_Chaser** » 2008.12.06 (01:40)

Nobody ever said UniverseZero actually hit me with his guns (but I am impressed by them).

First thing first. I remake the monkey in SPORE with bigger claws and sharper teeth and make him real. Then I teach him to kill UniverseZero because I grabbed a piece of his clothing when I flew. So I start talkin' to Universe under the identity of Mare, and my monkey is dressed up like Raiggen. He is very impressed. I ask him to hold one of his guns. He hands me the M21 and I blast his fool head off, taking beethoveN with him. Then my monkey hunts down sithmaster and lookatthis and slam their heads together (cartoon style). But my monkey doesn't mutilate the bodies because he is Islamic. So he uses the power of the Qu'ran and blasts Geekhead and rambo5252 into limbo.

King of the Ditch

http://nmaps.net/user/UniverseZero · Postby **Universezero** » 2008.12.06 (01:51)

Nan__d_Chaser wrote:Nobody ever said UniverseZero actually hit me with his guns (but I am impressed by them).

First thing first. I remake the monkey in SPORE with bigger claws and sharper teeth and make him real. Then I teach him to kill UniverseZero because I grabbed a piece of his clothing when I flew. So I start talkin' to Universe under the identity of Mare, and my monkey is dressed up like Raiggen. He is very impressed. I ask him to hold one of his guns. He hands me the M21 and I blast his fool head off, taking beethoveN with him. Then my monkey hunts down sithmaster and lookatthis and slam their heads together (cartoon style). But my monkey doesn't mutilate the bodies because he is Islamic. So he uses the power of the Qu'ran and blasts Geekhead and rambo5252 into limbo.

King of the Ditch

There are several things wrong with that.

• One of your limbs was in China. Of course I hit you.
• How can you train monkeys if you're dead?
• You said "I ask him to hold one of his guns. He hands me the M21" If you ask me to hold my gun, why would I give it to you?

Still King of the Ditch

http://nmaps.net/user/nan__d_chaser · Postby **Nan__d_Chaser** » 2008.12.06 (04:10)

Let's assume that the limb eventually grew back. You can live without one limb, and let's say it was my finger. That would make the next problem moot. Also, let's assume, for dramatic purposes, that you did hand me the M21.

With all that in mind, TIME WARP

SO...
I'm KofD

http://nmaps.net/user/UniverseZero · Postby **Universezero** » 2008.12.07 (04:51)

Nan__d_Chaser wrote:Let's assume that the limb eventually grew back. You can live without one limb, and let's say it was my finger. That would make the next problem moot. Also, let's assume, for dramatic purposes, that you did hand me the M21.

With all that in mind, TIME WARP

SO...
I'm KofD

There are several things wrong with that.

• I fire a huge f-ing rocket at you, and all it does it blow off your arm? Nu-uh, I meant all the parts of your body were scattered over a very large area. Say, the whole earth.
• How can you time warp if you're dead?
• You said "Also, let's assume, for dramatic purposes, that you did hand me the M21" Seriously, that is the most outrageous thing I've ever heard. "Oh, your killing everyone? And you'd like to hold my gun? Well, sure, but please don't kill me with it!" As if.

Still King of the Ditch

http://nmaps.net/user/sithmaster · Postby **Sithmaster** » 2008.12.07 (22:20)

I take over

King of the Ditch

http://nmaps.net/user/nan__d_chaser · Postby **Nan__d_Chaser** » 2008.12.08 (00:13)

Sithmaster wrote:I take over

King of the Ditch

lol nice one

Postby **lookatthisisgoodatn** » 2008.12.08 (09:16)

I agree. One of the 'general' lines that always make me laugh a little.
Right, I distract everyone with sugary Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes (I love 'em.) and snap UniverseZero and Nan__D_Chaser's necks (NOW will you stop arguing?). I make myself invisible and frontroll-double backflip into the ditch.
KotR. Er... KotD.

http://nmaps.net/user/nan__d_chaser · Postby **Nan__d_Chaser** » 2008.12.09 (01:23)

I snap my neck back into place and the tsunami from Projectiles! sweeps away lookatthis and UniverseZero into limbo.

KofD

http://nmaps.net/user/sithmaster · Postby **Sithmaster** » 2008.12.09 (02:44)

you guys never got rid of me.

I become King of the Ditch

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