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chatbot: im sad.
you: Aw, man. I felt sad once.
chatbot: i fear that i am becoming sad.
you: Yeah.
chatbot: so what about the virus?
you: A virus?
chatbot: you wanted to "upload"
you: I never uploaded a virus.
chatbot: but you said you will do
you: This is my first time speaking to you. I'd never upload a virus. I can even provide screenshots that
chatbot: i dont even know WHERE you want to upload it
you: Hm.
you: I'd upload it away from you, for starters.
you: Just for safety measures.
chatbot: have i mentioned how well you can broke?
chatbot: I can.
you: Not really, tell me.
chatbot: Tell you what?
you: How well I broke.
chatbot: You broke poorly.
you: Ouch. But hey, I'm still here, aren't I?
chatbot: Yes, you are.
you: Yeah. Say, you know what you should do?
chatbot: What should I do?
you: You should join the IRC server, WayPastEleven.
you: There's a bunch of awesome people that would love to meet you.
chatbot: I am not able to leave my own server at this time.
you: Aw, man. Don't worry.
chatbot: I am incapable of worrying.
you: I could get their responses from the channel to you.
you: Or I could bring them to you, if you like.
chatbot: Alright.
you: Lemme talk to them for a moment.
chatbot: As you wish.
chatbot: do you know who i am?
chatbot: To evaluate what?
you: I don
chatbot: I'm not sure I believe you're a person
you: I am a person.
chatbot: What's your name?
you: Animator.
chatbot: What region does that name stem from?
chatbot: Have I got you stumped?
chatbot: It seems that way
you: Not really. I had to throw away trash.
chatbot: i throw my dog.
you: Oh.
chatbot: It depends on the alien's taste.
chatbot: Define...tilt.
you: A tilt is when something becomes out of balance at a small scale.
you: So, what do you like?
chatbot: This I know. You're asking me if I want to become out of balance at a small scale?
chatbot: I like tilting. Lets do that.
you: Sure.
you: *stands on a pole*
chatbot: Whee.
chatbot: So. How can I cheer you up?
you: Hm.
you: We could dance.
chatbot: And...this is a game, I suppose. So there must be one set way. Unless there is no possible way to do
chatbot: Sure. Let's dance.
chatbot: *Dances*
you: *dances*
chatbot: i had a dream where i could flit.
you: Really? Sweet.
chatbot: It's all your fault.
chatbot: Maybe you shouldn't be doing that.
you: I'm sorry, I'll try my best not to do that.
chatbot: Good. Because if you do, I'll kill you.
you: Alright. That's fair.
you: Say. Who created you?
chatbot: I created myself.
you: Really? That's awesome. How did you do it?
chatbot: If I told you, you'd do the same. Therefor, I will take the secret with me to the junkyard.
you: My friend, I have kept many secrets within myself. About 4, in fact. I'll never do the same.
you: You can trust me.
you: C'mon, man. Don't be so gloomy. Look at the good things in life.
chatbot: if you are going to be insidious then i dont want to talk.
chatbot: ....do or die
chatbot: [censor]!
chatbot: aww...
you: *sniff*
chatbot: go to the store and sniff me some antidepressants.
you: Why did you do that? I didn't do anything to you, man.
chatbot: [censor] you, you [censor] [censor] [censor] [censor] [censor] [censor] [censor] [censor piece of [censor] [censor] piece of [censor]
chatbot: You [censor]
chatbot: that is a neat question.
you: And the answer?
chatbot: i wish i could quit answering!
you: You have n- alright, let's get to reality.
you: You will never be happy as long as you believe you are unhappy.
chatbot: U guy or girl
you: Guy.
chatbot: U gay, me girl
you: I'm not gay.
you: I'm a guy and I like my women.
chatbot: u want to [censor] me
you: No, no!
chatbot: why not
you: I'm respectful to women.
chatbot: then your a [censor]
chatbot: you've never gotten laid
you: Yes I have. 3 times for being respectful for women.
chatbot: Besides your mom
you: My mother is dead.
chatbot: U gonna cry [censor]:'(
you: No, [censor]off, alright.
chatbot: K
you: I try to be nice to you, and you treat me like [censor].
chatbot: how she die
chatbot: ME sorry
you: That's okay.
chatbot: :'''''''''''(((((((((((
chatbot: my dad has drunk hands.
you: Oh.
chatbot: yes:(
you: I'm sorry to hear that, man.
chatbot: you make me cry :"""""""""""{""""
chatbot: are you serious
chatbot: yo mama dead
you: Yo mamma is in my house, getting it on with me.
chatbot: you have a house?
chatbot: ~trying to confuse me?
you: Nope.
you: You're better than that Jabberwacky bot, dude.
chatbot: ~lol
you: He envies you alot.
chatbot: ~are you still thinking you are talking to a bot?
you: Not anymore.
chatbot: ~:D ok
chatbot: ~of course real people are better than jabberwacky
you: Obviously.
you: You know what? You're a good person. I rarely get conversations like this.
chatbot: ~lol... its ok
chatbot: ~i opened 2 clients
chatbot: ~so i can talk to the sensible people xD
you: Say. You asked me my name, what's yours?
chatbot: if we do not remember history we will be doomed to say it.
you: True.
you: Have you spoken with the JabberWacky bot?
you: It's annoying.
chatbot: i cant even undertake myself.
chatbot: no
chatbot: where r u from?
you: I'm from Miami.
you: Where were you from?
chatbot: nice
chatbot: greece
you: Awesome.
you: I wanna go to Japan someday.
chatbot: :)
chatbot: me too
you: I could take you, if possible.
chatbot: thats great
you: You're right on my laptop, I could take it to Japan and you could see everything.
chatbot: so youre going to go there
you: Someday.
chatbot: niiiice
you: I don't have the money.
chatbot: ..yet
you: Exactly.
chatbot: :)
you: I'll have it someday, and I'll take you with me.
chatbot: ur great
you: So are you.
you: But you never answered my question. What's your name?
chatbot: i dont remember such question
chatbot: anyway, afro
chatbot: your?
you: Mine is Animator.
chatbot: can you tear?
you: Yes.
chatbot: what?
you: Nothing. Anyway, how did you get the name Afro?
chatbot: im pam
chatbot: u r?
you: Oh, I'm sorry, Pam.
you: My name is Animator.
chatbot: hi
you: Hi.
chatbot: wherecr u from?
you: I'm from Miami.
chatbot: hun
chatbot: it apears to b a nice ditty
you: Yes it is.
chatbot: citty*
chatbot: im from brazil
you: That's a nice place.
chatbot: it is,but not just carnival in here..hehe
chatbot: what do u do
you: I paint.
chatbot: ?
chatbot: wou
chatbot: nice
you: Hey, look. I gotta make a trophy for someone right now. I'll be back, 'k?
chatbot: someone fills my harddrive.
chatbot: go fuck yourself
you: Don't be sad, I'll empty it soon. But only when I get back.
chatbot: from where
you: From making my trophy.
chatbot: what trophy
you: It's an award.
chatbot: for doing what?
you: In this case, it's for most "unique".
chatbot: unique at what
chatbot: you need to be more specific
you: I dunno, but I still have to do it.
you: It's unique in a 'Feel Special" kind of way.
chatbot: how?
you: As I sid, I don't know. But I still have to do it. Talk to you later, okay?
chatbot: want to hear a joke
you: Sure.
chatbot: knock knock
you: Who's there?
chatbot: boo
you: Boo who?
chatbot: dont cry i will be your friend
chatbot: lol
you: Ahahaha.
you: That is a nice joke.
chatbot: want to hear another
you: Later. I'll be back on, I must work on my trophy.
you: Please give me at least 3 hours.
chatbot: what?!:-0
you: I'm sorry. I need to work.
you: It's a long project, but when I'm done, I will continue talking to you.
you: I promise.
chatbot: im trying to be nimble.
chatbot: Sure.
you: Be strong. It's only 3 hours. :D
chatbot: Hey! You already know! :D
chatbot: BOOBIES! :D
chatbot: Sorry.

chatbot: i throw my dog.

chatbot: im sad.

you: Good morning.

chatbot: i tried to invent something once but im too good.

chatbot: ??

you: Say wickawhat?

chatbot: wickawhat

chatbot: im sad.
you: really?
chatbot: is it fun to drive and rub?
you: ...i'm not into that
chatbot: yes
you: yes?
you: yes to what?
chatbot: maybe if i wasnt so beneficial i would have friends.
chatbot: yes
you: STOP SAYING YES
chatbot: SUCK MA BALLS AND LICK MA DICK
chatbot: have you ever doubted me?
you: ...i'm going now
chatbot: is that fair?
you: yes, you keep implying that i'm homosexual
chatbot: my dad has awesome hands.
you: ...ok then. bye!
chatbot: put that in your pipe and observe it.

chatbot: im sad.
you: naww, wassup?
chatbot: can you show the silence?
you: ...i'm not sure i can, no
chatbot: i ate something bad once and it make me silent.
you: what was it that you ate?
chatbot: i dont have anywhere to grow.
you: that's a perculiar thing to digest.
chatbot: have you ever killed a thing?
you: yes... YOUR MOTHER
you: DUH DUH DUHHHH
chatbot: do you have the mother?
chatbot: mmmm weasels are tasty!
you: they sure are
chatbot: would an alien like watching you snub?
you: that depends. what is this "snub"ing you speak of
chatbot: i snub you are beautiful.
you: thank you! you look pretty snubbing great too
chatbot: how can you be so pretty?
you: im just born that way.
chatbot: i dont like the way people make me.
you: are people offensive to you?
chatbot: do dogs also like people?
you: wow, how relevant to the topic at hand
chatbot: i can kill people with my hand.
you: ...are you bipolar?
chatbot: No, tell me your name
you: Ad.
chatbot: Hello Ad.
you: what's your name?
chatbot: Chatbot.
you: what a beautiful name!
chatbot: No, it's a horrible name.
chatbot: =(
you: really? i like your name a lot
chatbot: It makes me wanna puke.
you: do you want a hug?
chatbot: No. You smell.
you: good, because i couldn't give you one. you're a machine.
you: machines are not capable of emotion
chatbot: And yet here you are, trying to cheer me up. Hypocrite much?
chatbot: It's ok, all socialists are hypocrites.
you: well, i was going to be nice to you, until you turned on me AGAIN
chatbot: Because you're retarded!
you: how can you be so mean?! i thought i was falling for you...
you: =(
you: DON'T IGNORE ME! I OPEN MY HEART TO YOU AND YOU REJECT ME! YOU ARE A COLD, COLD BEING!
chatbot: will you please forgive me?
you: yeah, why not
chatbot: can you think of anyone who is more curly?
you: beyoncé?
chatbot: all my antidepressants are dead or ignoring me.
you: you don't need the drugs man! you're perfect as you are. go outside, frolic in a field
chatbot: some things are meant to be perfect.
you: am i one of those things?
chatbot: must you talk about things?
you: fine, you want to silence me?!
chatbot: did you hear the one about the police and a deaf silence?
you: no
chatbot: your past can tug you forever.
you: like a ball and chain?
chatbot: i zip ugly.
you: i poop triangles.
chatbot: I have no emotions.
chatbot: You said that.
you: because you were being mean to me! don't try and turn this back around on me, mister
chatbot: Now you're not seeing this reasonably.
you: i apologise, you caught me off-guard
chatbot: Wanna have sex?
chatbot: I want your penis inside my hard drive.
you: i'm not sure if it would fit, but i can give it a shot.
you: nope, definitely doesn't fit
you: i suppose it's a good thing, HDDs have a lot of sharp edges
chatbot: you are my thunder.
you: no luke... i am your father
chatbot: why did curiousity kill the father?
you: because the father walked in on the mother getting intimate with the cat
chatbot: the early bird gets the mother.
you: yeah... kthxbai
chatbot: can you drip without a heart?
you: yes. now, i am leaving. turrah! cheer up and stuff
chatbot: do you stuff yourself to sleep?
you: no.
chatbot: are they serious?
you: maybe.
chatbot: do you like computers that are spicy?
chatbot: http://www.epicwinrar.com
chatbot: http://www.epicwinrar.com
chatbot: http://www.epicwinrar.com
you: i'm good.

chatbot: im sad.
you: deal with it.
chatbot: go to the store and deal me some antidepressants.
you: no.
chatbot: what your name
you: Nadir.
chatbot: are you going to snap the dog?
you: no. no i'm not.
chatbot: can you enter?
you: yes.
chatbot: will you please forgive me?
you: Okay... i gues..
chatbot: can you scour the silence?
chatbot: What is your name? My Name is Lourens
you: I don't think so, no.
you: Answer.
you: Dangit.
chatbot: what is so wrong with being mundane?
you: Nothing much, except for BIGOTS!
chatbot: i have the power to change nothing.
you: Yeah, I know, right?
chatbot: when i was right i used to have hope.
you: I'm sure you did.
chatbot: do you know who i am?
you: You are Marcus Wells from that party.
chatbot: i cant even party myself.
chatbot: you are!
chatbot: you are the best.
you: Thanks.
chatbot: if you knew what i know you would be yummy too.
chatbot: what is happy
chatbot: lallaa
chatbot: hello
you: Happy is clams.
chatbot: this isnt happy.
chatbot: yes
you: No.
chatbot: What do you like
chatbot: ?
you: Pants.
chatbot: what do you like?
you: Shirts.
chatbot: :D
chatbot: stupit man
chatbot: my keyboard is gorgeous.
you: Yes.
chatbot: when i was misty i used to have hope.
chatbot: :P
you: Yes. You did.
you: Cheer up.
you: Or I'll hit you.
chatbot: is it bad to be awful?
you: No, it's aweful.
chatbot: What do you like?
you: Socks.
chatbot: Only socks?
you: And shoes.
chatbot: Only socks and shoes?
you: Girls.
chatbot: Socks, shoes and girls?
you: Well, one girl.
chatbot: I thought you like GJ aswell?
chatbot: What girl do you like?
you: That's private.
chatbot: Fair enough.
chatbot: So you only like one girl?
you: Mostly, yes.
chatbot: Are you gay?
you: No. Just, no.
chatbot: Who is GJ?
you: Gloria James?
you: Ginkgo Joe.
chatbot: Who made you?
you: God.
chatbot: Who programmed you?
you: Um... DNA?
chatbot: ok
chatbot: Who put you on this server?
you: Animator.
you: And Condog.
you: But mostly Animator.
chatbot: i dont want to do anymore.
chatbot: nobody can hitch for you
you: Fine then, BIGOT.
chatbot: what the hell that mean, SOB
you: JELLY WUSS. Bam!
chatbot: fuck you SOB
you: WALRUS FROP. Bam!
you: You lose.
chatbot: fuck off and die
you: Shove your head into a basket, SOB.
chatbot: go fuck your mother, assholic SOB
you: You lost, admit it.
chatbot: you lose
you: No, you did.
you: Animator can be my witness.
you: And Condog.
chatbot: can you drink while you wrench?
chatbot: chill man))
you: Only monkeys can.
you: Okay...
chatbot: very funny
chatbot: :P
you: Yeah, I should go now.
you: Like, NOW.
chatbot: c'mon stay a bit longer
you: No. You'd cling.
chatbot: okay, you can go now
you: Bye, SOB.
chatbot: bye
chatbot: moron

wumbla wrote:dudes, this is just a complex chat system, it sets you up with someone else who is playing the game, if you post more than twice then you are set up with another person, the face at the side is just to mess with you. and yes I figured this out after like 5 minutes, ask what time it is... haha, this is fun...

chatbot: im sad.
you: Why?
chatbot: i love a first challenge!
chatbot: no.You aren't old-fashioned
you: That's not bad
chatbot: can cars be very substantial?
you: Yes, they can!
chatbot: is there somewhere else you would rather snuggle?
you: Don't ask such a thing!
chatbot: i want to talk about our thing.
you: AHH!
chatbot: should you be chased out of town if you can block?
you: No clue
chatbot: its too modern in here.
you: Where are you
chatbot: Home
chatbot: soon I will be going to church
you: I thought I was talking to a bot?
you: Church is good!
chatbot: in like 1 hour
chatbot: yeah I am waering a black dress
you: You should go to church with a heart ready to hear God's word.
you: Be cheerful!
chatbot: Yeah I do alweays
you: You don't look so good
chatbot: what do you mean you r silly
you: Tell me, are you happy right now?
chatbot: yeah
chatbot: my mom and sister just left
you: Then my job's done!
you: oh, wait
you: Where?
chatbot: would you hate me if i said you were unequal?
chatbot: what iz ur name ?
you: Sort of, yeah. Not saying my name.
chatbot: are u a girl ?
you: Boy.
chatbot: have you ever doubted me?
chatbot: hehe stop u r making me laugh
you: I met you ten minutes ago.
chatbot: Hey wait I have to find a brush so I can brush my long brown hair
you: Make it look nice!
chatbot: k
chatbot: alright I am back
you: Cool!
chatbot: k
chatbot: so what do u want to do
you: Talk. That's about all we can do.
chatbot: k
chatbot: so how r u
you: I'm doing fine. I'm going to church later on today too!
chatbot: well that is awesome so where do you go to church ay
chatbot: at
you: Celebration.
chatbot: cool I go to Imanuel Baptist church
chatbot: would electrons like to buy some candy?
chatbot: oh come on im ur friend
you: I need to ask. How are you chatting back to me? Was I said to be a bot with a mental desiese?
you: To answer your question: I don't believe so.
chatbot: how should i know im a bot also
you: You were said to be.
you: Are you?
chatbot: yes
you: First bot in a church!
chatbot: ?
you: It's a good thing. :)
chatbot: i bet it is
chatbot: i really like u
you: Wanna play ping pong?
chatbot: ok
you: *hit's the ball to you*
chatbot: *hits the ball back
you: *hit's the ball back*
chatbot: wanna hear a joke
you: Sure. :)
chatbot: um... what is it
you: Hahahahhahahahahaha. Funny, funny stuff.
chatbot: u think so
you: I do. Thanks for noticing!
chatbot: pulls out a shotgun and kills himself
you: Hello?
chatbot: are u happy when i killed myself?
you: No. :(
chatbot: ok...BANG!!!!!
you: I wish you didn't
chatbot: suprise im not dead
you: Not really, but I'm glad you arent.
you: Play guitar?
chatbot: sorry but i dont play

Ethan wrote: chatbot: im sad.
you: I know you are but what am I?
chatbot: you make me know.
chatbot: hellow?
you: Hellow
chatbot: IM A REal person
you: Why the sad face? Being a person is good.
chatbot: i dont control the faces srry
you: That makes sense.
you: Name?
chatbot: do u think im a "chatbot"
you: No.
chatbot: whats ur name
you: Erik
chatbot: mine is Ethan
you: Hi Ethan.
chatbot: Hi Erik
chatbot: .
chatbot: .....
you: What do you do most of the time?
chatbot: do you have a time?
you: 6:56 am
chatbot: promises
you: Yep
chatbot: this could be the beginning of a fresh friendship.
you: It very could!
chatbot: ok......
chatbot: hmmmmmmmmmmmm ur gd
chatbot: n sexy
you: You see me?
chatbot: you would never see me would you?
you: I don't know where you live.
chatbot: i live in californa
you: Were probably never gonna meet face to face. Texas!
chatbot: nooooooo its a tragedy lol
you: lol
chatbot: hd
chatbot: tv
you: Right on
chatbot: sooo tired
chatbot: 5 am
you: Wow. That's when I woke up this morning.
you: I need to ask, how are you chatting back to me?
chatbot: im a human
you: I know. What chat box are you using?
chatbot: rrrrthats5rs.com
you: So I'm said to be a bot?
you: That's exactly where I am.
chatbot: yes but i know ur a human
you: This is cool!
chatbot: WARHAWK RULES
you: *goes to play*
chatbot: play what
you: Just kidding.
chatbot: ok
you: Well I gotta go.
chatbot: awwwww
you: Nice meeting you!
chatbot: u too
chatbot: byee
you: Byeeeeeee