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Postby Zephyr » 2009.10.08 (11:41)

If you steam users haven't already seen it from the steam update news, Gamespot is hosting an All Time Greatest Video Game Character contest, and Valve wants us to vote for Gordon Freeman. He's up against some pretty tough opponents though, such as Link and Mario.
I'm not telling you to vote for the Free Man, I'm asking you for your opinions. Although you could also tell us who you vote/will vote for while you're at it.

I've been trying to find the original picture and text but I can't find it anywhere, I've tried steam news, google, everything. As far as I know it's only popped up once and after I closed it I didn't know how to get it up again. If anyone can someone get a link to the original, I'd appreciate it.

Also, Gordon seems to be beating Link by a little less than 13% at the time of post.
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[13:50:53] <Zeph> omfg 1950s jazz :D
[13:50:57] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:51:01] <WorldCupE> WHAT
[13:51:11] <WorldCupE> hpw
[13:51:12] <WorldCupE> how
[13:51:12] <Zeph> everyone wears out halfway through the match
[13:51:15] <WorldCupE> ._.
[13:51:17] <WorldCupE> you
[13:51:19] <WorldCupE> aren't
[13:51:20] <WorldCupE> here
[13:51:24] <WorldCupikaze> I think the broadcasters lowered the volume for certain frequencies
[13:51:35] <WorldCupikaze> WOAH
[13:51:38] <WorldCupikaze> STOP IT ZEPH
[13:51:46] <WorldCupE> he's in #n
[13:51:49] <WorldCupE> but not here
[13:51:58] <Zeph> that nz guy wasn't fouled
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> DUBBLE YOO. TEE. EFF.
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> STOPIT
[13:52:29] <WorldCupE> I don't think Zeph can read what we say
[13:52:38] <WorldCupikaze> No
[13:52:41] <WorldCupikaze> But it still happens
[13:52:46] <WorldCupE> xD
[13:52:47] <Zeph> holy shot I'm vibrating to 1950s relaxing jazz
[13:52:58] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:53:01] <WorldCupE> CAN YOYU HEAR ME
[13:53:20] <WorldCupE> donfuy
[13:53:23] <WorldCupE> have you seen this
[13:53:35] <Donfuy> i can't
[13:53:43] <WorldCupE> can't what
[13:53:47] <WorldCupE> Zeph isn't here
[13:53:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHAT's GOING ON
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> but is speaking
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> D:
[13:53:58] <Donfuy> can't see what huh?
[13:54:06] <WorldCupikaze> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE
[13:54:10] <Donfuy> where's zeph o_o
[13:54:18] <WorldCupE> precisely
[13:54:21] <WorldCupikaze> Exactly
[13:55:21] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
[13:55:24] <Zeph> Pooh
[13:55:28] <WorldCupikaze> EH?
[13:55:37] <WorldCupikaze> OOOOOOOOoh
[13:55:38] <Zeph> amazing slide tackle saves day
[13:55:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOU AREN'T HERE
[13:56:53] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
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[13:32:44] <Zeph> fucking irc app
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Postby Aphex » 2009.10.08 (14:37)

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Postby Ampersand » 2009.10.08 (14:44)

Online polls mean double jack shit, and all online polls are inherently buttfucked.
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Postby PALEMOON » 2009.10.08 (17:04)

So you want me to vote for link? can do.

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Postby toasters » 2009.10.08 (17:28)

If you're talking about the Greatest Video Game Character poll, fuck Gordon ten times over. There's no way in hell he would win over Solid Snake. Also screw Duke Nukem.

I'm appalled by your behavior young man, you should be ashamed of yourself. Everyone.. EVERYONE, knows that Duke Nukem trumps Solid Snake. Also, consider yourself crowbarred.

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Postby smartalco » 2009.10.08 (17:39)

toasters wrote:If you're talking about the Greatest Video Game Character poll, fuck Gordon ten times over. There's no way in hell he would win over Solid Snake. Also screw Duke Nukem.
Although The Freeman may not be the top, you'd pick Snake over him? You need a crowbar to the face.
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2009.10.08 (20:50)

I've been voting freeman down since he trumped Solid Snake. Fucking bullshit for anybody who knows anything about... character?
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Postby T3chno » 2009.10.08 (22:13)

The only reason Gordon is winning is because the Steam forums made an announcement asking everyone to vote for Gordon.

Since EP3 is delayed once again, I voted for Link.

Then again, who uses Gamespot anyway?
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Postby Awesome67 » 2009.10.10 (20:35)

GORDON GORDON GORDON!!! VOTE FOR GORDON!!!
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Postby blue_tetris » 2009.10.11 (03:48)

It's just like you guys to keep the freeman down.
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Postby OneSevenNine » 2009.10.11 (16:11)

Ampersand wrote:Online polls mean double jack shit, and all online polls are inherently buttfucked.
This. I especially hate the fact that they compare every character based on who's "best". It's like giving a nobel prize for "best person."
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Postby kai » 2009.10.12 (14:56)

i would vote for the freeman if he said SOMETHING once and a fucking while. dude doesnt say boo, not even when people are getting mauled right in front of him... that just makes him a generic mute hero that we see all the damn time, sometimes in fancy bio suits, sometimes in deep space armor, and almost all the times in fatigues.

my vote is for duke nukem, and to hell with serious sam.

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Postby Awesome67 » 2009.10.13 (00:23)

kai wrote:i would vote for the freeman if he said SOMETHING once and a fucking while. dude doesnt say boo, not even when people are getting mauled right in front of him... that just makes him a generic mute hero that we see all the damn time, sometimes in fancy bio suits, sometimes in deep space armor, and almost all the times in fatigues.

my vote is for duke nukem, and to hell with serious sam.
Watch this series, ya'll. I have a feeling it might change some of your minds...
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Postby Kablizzy » 2009.10.13 (01:01)

OneSevenNine wrote:
Ampersand wrote:Online polls mean double jack shit, and all online polls are inherently buttfucked.
This. I especially hate the fact that they compare every character based on who's "best". It's like giving a nobel prize for "best person."
In all fairness, I'd win that.
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Postby kai » 2009.10.13 (11:18)

Awesome67 wrote:
kai wrote:i would vote for the freeman if he said SOMETHING once and a fucking while. dude doesnt say boo, not even when people are getting mauled right in front of him... that just makes him a generic mute hero that we see all the damn time, sometimes in fancy bio suits, sometimes in deep space armor, and almost all the times in fatigues.

my vote is for duke nukem, and to hell with serious sam.
Watch this series, ya'll. I have a feeling it might change some of your minds...
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Postby Awesome67 » 2009.10.14 (00:51)

Whatever, man. That changed my entire outlook. I heart it.
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Postby Mute Monk » 2009.10.14 (01:55)

Well, I voted for Gordon. He's currently got a 12.6% lead on Mario in the finals.
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