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What. The. Hell.

http://www.gillette.com/en-us/#/home/Fu ... dex.shtml/

thats amazing!

I predict that targeted advertising will eventually get so bad that they're selling razors designed specifically for left-handed stonemasons who walk with a limp and enjoy the opera. Naturally, it won't actually be any different from a normal razor. It will just be called the Gillette Power Fusion Ultimate Sinistral Stonecarver Gimp Operatic Warp Factor 24. Also it will have two dozen blades and a hyperflux capacitance resonator.

Atilla wrote:I predict that targeted advertising will eventually get so bad that they're selling razors designed specifically for left-handed stonemasons who walk with a limp and enjoy the opera. Naturally, it won't actually be any different from a normal razor. It will just be called the Gillette Power Fusion Ultimate Sinistral Stonecarver Gimp Operatic Warp Factor 24. Also it will have two dozen blades and a hyperflux capacitance resonator.

Bwhahahahahahaa, that was freaking hilarious. <3

Atilla wrote:I predict that targeted advertising will eventually get so bad that they're selling razors designed specifically for left-handed stonemasons who walk with a limp and enjoy the opera. Naturally, it won't actually be any different from a normal razor. It will just be called the Gillette Power Fusion Ultimate Sinistral Stonecarver Gimp Operatic Warp Factor 24. Also it will have two dozen blades and a hyperflux capacitance resonator.

Any razor that can travel through time would be both extremely helpful if you're late for a meeting, but also extremely humorous. Ever wondered what Colonel Custard would look like with a Hitler Stache?

The gamer razor doesn't claim to do anything that makes it better at shaving a gamer. I think it may make shaving is more like a game, so the gamer doesn't get bored. It has five blades, uses micropulses, and has three levels of difficulty: face, back, and scrotum.

So are you saying it's not seared with runes of shaving? Because I'm not buying it unless it has runes.

Now, what they should do is go into partnership with Wizards. A razor with five blades and a those micropulse thingies could be a +5 Razor of Power.