You can craft Camera Beards?!
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Answer: slightly more than it could normally do with a flamethrower.smartalco wrote:Now imagine what a pyro could do with a melee weapon that does double damage.
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Better answer: You can two-hit any building. Which means to take out a full engy camp you need 6 swings, which you can do in 4 seconds (literally).flagmyidol wrote:Answer: slightly more than it could normally do with a flamethrower.smartalco wrote:Now imagine what a pyro could do with a melee weapon that does double damage.
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Okay, I admit I did. It's still hard to get near a lv 3 sentry unless you got a good medic that runs out in front of you to take the knockback.smartalco wrote:Apparently you have forgot about ubers.
Me too! I had to discard a lot of stuff I'd love to have now when my backpack went full.SlappyMcGee wrote:I have crafted some Refined Metal tonight! :D
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Orange- N cannot be spoken, or even thought about in my household. If my parents ever found out that I have played N since the cleansing, my life would be ruined. I keep the game in a multi-passworded .rar on a USB flash drive inside a locked boron alloy container that requires two keys to open (I keep one under the 64th hammer in my piano, and the other one in a small section of removable ceiling in the corner of the attic) hidden in a wall compartment lined with aluminium foil to prevent sonar detection behind my 375 kg cupboard, which is bolted to the floor - the only way to reach it is to abseil outside the fourth floor window and use a screwdriver to unfasten the screws holding the secret brick in place on the opposite side of the wall, but the screwdriver must be a specific type like the one I own, since if any other screwdriver comes into contact with the screws, the entire building will explode, as will a seperate charge placed inside the boron alloy container, rendering the USB useless. Even once the container is retrieved, attemping to open it without the arming pin in place (which is kept inside the battery compartment of my Maglite) will cause the water reservoirs lining the container to burst and react with the caesium lining, causing the container to burst into flames - the only way to prevent this is to use the arming pins to shut off the reservoirs with a sliding steel door. The USB itself contains an accelerometer linked to an explosive charge, meaning that if the USB detects its own movement speed as being greater than 5 cm/s, it will explode - any person attempting to steal it would have to move at a uselessly slow speed. Once plugged into a computer, the USB will upload a ghost virus onto it, leaving no traces. Only the right password can deactivate this virus, and if it is left on the computer for more than six hours, it will format all drives.
As you can see, I take my N playing very seriously.
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[13:50:53] <Zeph> omfg 1950s jazz 
[13:50:57] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:51:01] <WorldCupE> WHAT
[13:51:11] <WorldCupE> hpw
[13:51:12] <WorldCupE> how
[13:51:12] <Zeph> everyone wears out halfway through the match
[13:51:15] <WorldCupE> ._.
[13:51:17] <WorldCupE> you
[13:51:19] <WorldCupE> aren't
[13:51:20] <WorldCupE> here
[13:51:24] <WorldCupikaze> I think the broadcasters lowered the volume for certain frequencies
[13:51:35] <WorldCupikaze> WOAH
[13:51:38] <WorldCupikaze> STOP IT ZEPH
[13:51:46] <WorldCupE> he's in #n
[13:51:49] <WorldCupE> but not here
[13:51:58] <Zeph> that nz guy wasn't fouled
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> DUBBLE YOO. TEE. EFF.
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> STOPIT
[13:52:29] <WorldCupE> I don't think Zeph can read what we say
[13:52:38] <WorldCupikaze> No
[13:52:41] <WorldCupikaze> But it still happens
[13:52:46] <WorldCupE> xD
[13:52:47] <Zeph> holy shot I'm vibrating to 1950s relaxing jazz
[13:52:58] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:53:01] <WorldCupE> CAN YOYU HEAR ME
[13:53:20] <WorldCupE> donfuy
[13:53:23] <WorldCupE> have you seen this
[13:53:35] <Donfuy> i can't
[13:53:43] <WorldCupE> can't what
[13:53:47] <WorldCupE> Zeph isn't here
[13:53:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHAT's GOING ON
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> but is speaking
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> D:
[13:53:58] <Donfuy> can't see what huh?
[13:54:06] <WorldCupikaze> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE
[13:54:10] <Donfuy> where's zeph o_o
[13:54:18] <WorldCupE> precisely
[13:54:21] <WorldCupikaze> Exactly
[13:55:21] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
[13:55:24] <Zeph> Pooh
[13:55:28] <WorldCupikaze> EH?
[13:55:37] <WorldCupikaze> OOOOOOOOoh
[13:55:38] <Zeph> amazing slide tackle saves day
[13:55:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOU AREN'T HERE
[13:56:53] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
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[13:32:43] <WorldCupE> ZEPH D:<
[13:32:44] <Zeph> fucking irc app
[13:32:47] <WorldCupE> O_O
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...and if the camp is closely built, which is a reasonable assumption, you can do that minimally slower. With a flamethrower. The point I'm getting at is that such a highly situational weapon is pretty close to worthless.smartalco wrote:Better answer: You can two-hit any building. Which means to take out a full engy camp you need 6 swings, which you can do in 4 seconds (literally).flagmyidol wrote:Answer: slightly more than it could normally do with a flamethrower.smartalco wrote:Now imagine what a pyro could do with a melee weapon that does double damage.
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I got a Stainless Pot from my Camera Beards :D
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Just crafted my Camera Beard and Nobel Amassment of Hats.
Got a Tough Guy's Toque! <3
Got a Tough Guy's Toque! <3
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Awesome. :O I managed to get an ushanka with my hat craft that I was talkin' about doing before. I'm quite pleased with it. The heavy has some of the best hats.a happy song wrote:Got a Tough Guy's Toque! <3
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I wish I got a Scout or Medic hat. Oh well, the Medic mask drops at the same rate of the Camera Beard (Read as: Like a weapon).
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I AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HOUND DOG
Crafted a Pyro's Beanie two days ago and got the Hound Dog as a drop the next day. :3
Crafted a Pyro's Beanie two days ago and got the Hound Dog as a drop the next day. :3
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Lucky, haven't had a hat drop for ages. Last I got was the Trophy Belt sometime in November last year.Calcy wrote:I AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HOUND DOG
Crafted a Pyro's Beanie two days ago and got the Hound Dog as a drop the next day. :3
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That is Meet the ___ quality right there. :OYahoozy wrote:This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
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That is effin' amazing. This is actually something I've always wanted to be able to do, although admittedly I always had the Unreal engine in mind because the stuff I'd animate wouldn't be cartoony.Yahoozy wrote:This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
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Eh, I'm not gonna buy. Never was a fan of Sam&Max games, but the humor is alright. Funny how people complain on Steam forums about the $35 for 3 items, thinking they pay for the items not the game. Ah well, I don't think the hats look particularly all that great, and the pistol skins are below average.
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Look what I found :D
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When did smelt class weapon come out? I'm finding it really useful for cleaning up the single weapons I have in my invent.
And also nice find Chase!
And also nice find Chase!
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Orange- N cannot be spoken, or even thought about in my household. If my parents ever found out that I have played N since the cleansing, my life would be ruined. I keep the game in a multi-passworded .rar on a USB flash drive inside a locked boron alloy container that requires two keys to open (I keep one under the 64th hammer in my piano, and the other one in a small section of removable ceiling in the corner of the attic) hidden in a wall compartment lined with aluminium foil to prevent sonar detection behind my 375 kg cupboard, which is bolted to the floor - the only way to reach it is to abseil outside the fourth floor window and use a screwdriver to unfasten the screws holding the secret brick in place on the opposite side of the wall, but the screwdriver must be a specific type like the one I own, since if any other screwdriver comes into contact with the screws, the entire building will explode, as will a seperate charge placed inside the boron alloy container, rendering the USB useless. Even once the container is retrieved, attemping to open it without the arming pin in place (which is kept inside the battery compartment of my Maglite) will cause the water reservoirs lining the container to burst and react with the caesium lining, causing the container to burst into flames - the only way to prevent this is to use the arming pins to shut off the reservoirs with a sliding steel door. The USB itself contains an accelerometer linked to an explosive charge, meaning that if the USB detects its own movement speed as being greater than 5 cm/s, it will explode - any person attempting to steal it would have to move at a uselessly slow speed. Once plugged into a computer, the USB will upload a ghost virus onto it, leaving no traces. Only the right password can deactivate this virus, and if it is left on the computer for more than six hours, it will format all drives.
As you can see, I take my N playing very seriously.
Guiseppi- I'd much rather watch animals get boned in the ass.
Yanni- If it's glad, it's not rape.
Tsukatu- I refuse to use throw-away bags for such a frequent purpose as buying groceries. Instead, I've collected the hair of my two pet dogs and have woven them together into an all-natural, 100% environmentally friendly bag that I bring with me everywhere. And when I buy products that come in glass and plastic containers, I track down the company that packages them and ship back their containers so that they don't take up space in landfills.
Yeah, I use plastic.
Tsukatu- I hear Ebony Online is great, too. Cum save your princess, my lord!
Ska- UR MUM LIKE IS SPICY
Ska- why d i get the feeling what i typed will end up in the quote depository; or worse: someone's sig.
KinGAleX- I did it on the couch a little while ago.
Zeph- I got too pissed at the knife in the end so I just broke the wood on my knee
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[13:50:53] <Zeph> omfg 1950s jazz
[13:50:57] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:51:01] <WorldCupE> WHAT
[13:51:11] <WorldCupE> hpw
[13:51:12] <WorldCupE> how
[13:51:12] <Zeph> everyone wears out halfway through the match
[13:51:15] <WorldCupE> ._.
[13:51:17] <WorldCupE> you
[13:51:19] <WorldCupE> aren't
[13:51:20] <WorldCupE> here
[13:51:24] <WorldCupikaze> I think the broadcasters lowered the volume for certain frequencies
[13:51:35] <WorldCupikaze> WOAH
[13:51:38] <WorldCupikaze> STOP IT ZEPH
[13:51:46] <WorldCupE> he's in #n
[13:51:49] <WorldCupE> but not here
[13:51:58] <Zeph> that nz guy wasn't fouled
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> DUBBLE YOO. TEE. EFF.
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> STOPIT
[13:52:29] <WorldCupE> I don't think Zeph can read what we say
[13:52:38] <WorldCupikaze> No
[13:52:41] <WorldCupikaze> But it still happens
[13:52:46] <WorldCupE> xD
[13:52:47] <Zeph> holy shot I'm vibrating to 1950s relaxing jazz
[13:52:58] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:53:01] <WorldCupE> CAN YOYU HEAR ME
[13:53:20] <WorldCupE> donfuy
[13:53:23] <WorldCupE> have you seen this
[13:53:35] <Donfuy> i can't
[13:53:43] <WorldCupE> can't what
[13:53:47] <WorldCupE> Zeph isn't here
[13:53:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHAT's GOING ON
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> but is speaking
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> D:
[13:53:58] <Donfuy> can't see what huh?
[13:54:06] <WorldCupikaze> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE
[13:54:10] <Donfuy> where's zeph o_o
[13:54:18] <WorldCupE> precisely
[13:54:21] <WorldCupikaze> Exactly
[13:55:21] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
[13:55:24] <Zeph> Pooh
[13:55:28] <WorldCupikaze> EH?
[13:55:37] <WorldCupikaze> OOOOOOOOoh
[13:55:38] <Zeph> amazing slide tackle saves day
[13:55:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOU AREN'T HERE
[13:56:53] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
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[13:32:43] <WorldCupE> ZEPH D:<
[13:32:44] <Zeph> fucking irc app
[13:32:47] <WorldCupE> O_O
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This new update has this hilarious bug. You can build multiple buildings of the same type as engineer. To do this for sentries, type "build 2 X" (X being an unused number). For dispensers, type "build 0 X"
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SlappyMcGee: Holy shit.
SlappyMcGee: two items for scrap metal now
Dreyfus42|NoSound: O_O
Dreyfus42|NoSound: Should've saved all my items.
SlappyMcGee: Yes.
SlappyMcGee: HOLY SHIT
SlappyMcGee: TWO BONKS PLUS BATTERS HELM MAKES NEW HAT
Dreyfus42|NoSound: o_O
SlappyMcGee: Plus ways to get community items
SlappyMcGee: Equalizer + Eyelander = Homewrecker
SlappyMcGee: Targe + Razorback => Gunboats
Bonk! + Kritzkrieg => Crit-a-Cola
Sandvich + Bonk => Dalokohs bar
Dreyfus42|NoSound: Wow.
Dreyfus42|NoSound: I already have all of those but the Crit-a-Cola.
Dreyfus42|NoSound: But I don't have any hats.
SlappyMcGee: lol
EDIT: I picked up a Soldier's Stash yesterday. First hat! :D
Later.
SlappyMcGee: two items for scrap metal now
Dreyfus42|NoSound: O_O
Dreyfus42|NoSound: Should've saved all my items.
SlappyMcGee: Yes.
SlappyMcGee: HOLY SHIT
SlappyMcGee: TWO BONKS PLUS BATTERS HELM MAKES NEW HAT
Dreyfus42|NoSound: o_O
SlappyMcGee: Plus ways to get community items
SlappyMcGee: Equalizer + Eyelander = Homewrecker
SlappyMcGee: Targe + Razorback => Gunboats
Bonk! + Kritzkrieg => Crit-a-Cola
Sandvich + Bonk => Dalokohs bar
Dreyfus42|NoSound: Wow.
Dreyfus42|NoSound: I already have all of those but the Crit-a-Cola.
Dreyfus42|NoSound: But I don't have any hats.
SlappyMcGee: lol
EDIT: I picked up a Soldier's Stash yesterday. First hat! :D
Later.
Loathes
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True stories by atob.
Atob looked longingly through the hat list. Stainless pot, Tough guy's toque, and the Demoman's Fro were his favourites. Absolutely.
Pot dropped first. atob was happy.
Toque dropped second. atob was happier still.
atob saved enough mats to craft hat. atob crossed fingers, but after this much luck he couldn't possibly...
atob crafted demoman's fro.
atob = :D
Atob looked longingly through the hat list. Stainless pot, Tough guy's toque, and the Demoman's Fro were his favourites. Absolutely.
Pot dropped first. atob was happy.
Toque dropped second. atob was happier still.
atob saved enough mats to craft hat. atob crossed fingers, but after this much luck he couldn't possibly...
atob crafted demoman's fro.
atob = :D
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This crafting news is amazing, but I am a bit peeved. I've crafted for the first time in months after building up items /just this week/, and I often could have made two scrap metals instead of one. I'm only one reclaimed metal away from another hat, and I could have had it at this point. I also could have spared my Camera Beard by crafting the baseball helmet with two Bonks. Feh.
I did just craft a Crit-a-Cola, though, which I've been eagerly awaiting.
I did just craft a Crit-a-Cola, though, which I've been eagerly awaiting.
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My argument has not changed, and I believe it remains totally valid:
- I have all Spy achievements, and Spy is by a huge margin one of my most frequently played classes.
- I have no Spy hats.
- Therefore, the drop system is broken.
[spoiler="you know i always joked that it would be scary as hell to run into DMX in a dark ally, but secretly when i say 'DMX' i really mean 'Tsukatu'." -kai]"... and when i say 'scary as hell' i really mean 'tight pink shirt'." -kai[/spoiler][/i]
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