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Postby Snuggletummy » 2008.11.14 (07:41)

Real Lives is a unique, interactive life sim that enables you to live one of billions of lives in any country in the world. Through statistically accurate events, Real Lives brings to life different cultures, political systems, economic opportunities, personal decisions, health issues, family issues, schooling, jobs, religions, geography, war, peace, and more!

You all have to see this. It's saddening, but you can die in horrible ways. Also, you only get 3 lives, as, this is a trial. Sorry for the lack of information, but, I'll post my long diary.

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0 years old
I was born a boy in the town of Asunción in Paraguay's Central Department.

My parents have named me Arturo. My surname is Contreras. My mother, Inés, is 23 and my father, Eduardo, is 26. I have a sister, Patricia, who is 1.

From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for exceptional physical endurance.

1 year old
2 years old
3 years old
I've developed goiter.

4 years old
My sister Patricia began school.

5 years old
6 years old
I've developed goiter.

Began school.

7 years old
A major flood has hit Paraguay. 5 people have died and 260,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

8 years old
9 years old
10 years old
I've developed goiter.

11 years old
12 years old
13 years old
14 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Alma Aguirre.

We've begun seeing each other.

My father has been involved in a road traffic accident and suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in no permanent damage, however.

15 years old
Began trade school.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

My father has schistosomiasis.

My sister Patricia's boyfriend Reynaldo has graduated from secondary school.

16 years old
I've developed goiter.

In spite of spending extra hours studying, You have been placed on academic probation.

My father has been cured of schistosomiasis.

My sister Patricia has graduated from secondary school.

17 years old
Alma Aguirre broke off our relationship.

18 years old
I've developed goiter.

I have been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

Graduated from trade school.

Inducted into the military.

19 years old
Began work as a salesperson.

Receiving public assistance.

Invested 24618 Guarani in a bank account.

Began work as a nursing aid.

Avoided being drafted.

20 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Ana Fonseca.

We've begun seeing each other.

Reynaldo Rincon and my sister Patricia have married.

Guadalupe born to Patricia Rincon

21 years old
My mother has died at age 45 from suicide.

Raimundo born to Patricia Rincon

22 years old
Receiving public assistance.

Began work as a materials clerk.

I've developed goiter.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Juan born to Patricia Rincon

23 years old
Had an epileptic seizure.

Ana and I are now engaged.

Ana Fonseca and I got married this year.

My sister Patricia has moved out on her own.

Rosa born to Patricia Rincon

24 years old
I've developed goiter.

A major flood has hit Paraguay. 4,575 people have died and 140,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

25 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Cleaned up someone else's mess.

26 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

Raimundo born to Patricia Rincon

27 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

28 years old
Receiving public assistance.

Began work as a policeman.

Invested 246184 Guarani in low-risk stock.

Lola born to Patricia Rincon

29 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Marcelo born to Patricia Rincon

30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

31 years old
Manuel born to Patricia Rincon

32 years old
33 years old
34 years old
35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

36 years old
My sister Patricia has been cured of depression.

Lucinda born to Patricia Rincon

Son Jesus born.

37 years old
Receiving public assistance.

Ernesto born to Patricia Rincon

38 years old
39 years old
40 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

41 years old
My father has arthritis of the hip.

42 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

My son Jesus began school.

43 years old
44 years old
My father has hookworm.

My father has roundworms.

45 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

My father has been cured of ascariasis.

46 years old
A major flood has hit Paraguay. 188 people have died and 140,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

Lost money on a risky deal.

47 years old
Refused to risk money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

My sister Patricia's husband Reynaldo has diabetes.

48 years old
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

49 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

50 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

My sister Patricia's husband Reynaldo has hookworm.

51 years old
My sister Patricia's husband Reynaldo has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

52 years old
My sister Patricia's husband Reynaldo has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

53 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

Lost money on a risky deal.

54 years old
My sister Patricia's husband Reynaldo has become an alcoholic.

My sister Patricia's husband Reynaldo has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

My son Jesus has graduated from secondary school.

Nina Salas and my son Jesus are now engaged to be married.

Nina Salas and my son Jesus have married.

My son Jesus's wife Nina has graduated from secondary school.

55 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

My son Jesus has moved out on his own.

56 years old
57 years old
58 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

My sister Patricia's husband Reynaldo has died at age 61 from diabetes.

59 years old
60 years old
Receiving public assistance.

Began work as a policeman.

Decided not to give money to charity.

My sister Patricia has reduced vision from cataracts.

61 years old
I have diabetes.

Lost my job due to my political activities.

My wife Ana has been cured of depression.

62 years old
My father has hookworm.

My sister Patricia has been cured of cataracts.

My wife Ana has reduced vision from cataracts.

63 years old
My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

My sister Patricia has been hurt in an accident.

My son Jesus has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

64 years old
My wife Ana has been cured of cataracts.

65 years old
Died at age 65 from diabetes.
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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2008.11.14 (08:07)

Akshan Nihar wrote:31 years old
Caught trying to sneak into North Korea.
Summary:
Born in India, married at 25, got a son at 28, moved to Afghanistan at 38, moved to Bahrain at 42, wife died at 48, tortured and sentenced to two years in prison at 52, moved to North Korea at 54, arrested and tortured on nine different occasions, ultimately died in a North Korean prison at age 86.
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Postby Condog » 2008.11.14 (08:25)

Dude, that is completely fucked. This game sounds awesome.

I literally lol'd when I read this. At first i thought the order was just messed up.
My son Jesus has graduated from secondary school.

Nina Salas and my son Jesus are now engaged to be married.

Nina Salas and my son Jesus have married.

My son Jesus's wife Nina has graduated from secondary school.
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2008.11.14 (09:03)

Fuckin' goiter golem.
maestro wrote:
Akshan Nihar wrote:31 years old
Caught trying to sneak into North Korea.
Summary:
Born in India, married at 25, got a son at 28, moved to Afghanistan at 38, moved to Bahrain at 42, wife died at 48, tortured and sentenced to two years in prison at 52, moved to North Korea at 54, arrested and tortured on nine different occasions, ultimately died in a North Korean prison at age 86.
Holy shit.
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Postby Condog » 2008.11.14 (09:19)

0 years old
I was born a girl in a small town in Taiwan's Chang-hua Region, not far from the city of Chang-hua.

My parents have named me Chun-lan. My surname is Kan. My mother, Yu-ling, is 19 and my father, Yun, is 18. I have no brothers or sisters.

1 year old
My father has hookworm.

2 years old
A major earthquake has hit Taiwan. 169 people have died and 63,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

3 years old
Had an epileptic seizure.

4 years old
5 years old
6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
8 years old
9 years old
10 years old
11 years old
Cleaned up someone else's mess.

12 years old
13 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Tan Zhou.

We've begun seeing each other.

My parents don't approve of Tan Zhou.

Ended my relationship with boyfriend Zhou.

14 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Jong Li-ben.

We've begun seeing each other.

15 years old
Told the truth at the risk of offending a friend..

Began trade school.

Took up smoking.

16 years old
In spite of spending extra hours studying, You have been placed on academic probation.

17 years old
My boyfriend Li-ben has had malaria.

My boyfriend Li-ben has graduated from secondary school.

18 years old
Graduated from trade school.

19 years old
Decided to look for a job.

20 years old
Began work as a nursing aid.

Decided to look for a job.

21 years old
22 years old
My boyfriend Li-ben and I are now engaged.

Jong Li-ben and I got married this year.

23 years old
24 years old
Receiving public assistance.

Borrowed 1000 Taiwan dollars in a one-year loan.

25 years old
I have hookworm.

Decided not to give money to charity.

My mother has been cured of depression.

26 years old
Cured of ancylostomiasis.

My father has arthritis of the hip.

27 years old
28 years old
Avoided using drugs.

29 years old
30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

31 years old
32 years old
33 years old
34 years old
35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

36 years old
My husband Li-ben has had another malaria flare-up.

37 years old
38 years old
39 years old
40 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

My father has died in an accident at age 59.

41 years old
42 years old
43 years old
44 years old
My husband Li-ben has died at age 45 from a heart attack.

45 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

46 years old
My mother has mouth cancer.

47 years old
I have diabetes.

48 years old
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

49 years old
My mother has tuberculosis.

50 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Met a new man I like very much, named Gao Wu-shun.

Rejected by Gao Wu-shun.

My mother has died at age 70 from tuberculosis.

Inherited money from my parents.

51 years old
52 years old
53 years old
A major earthquake has hit Taiwan. 90 people have died and 69,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

54 years old
55 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

56 years old
57 years old
58 years old
59 years old
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

Met a new man I like very much, named Sang Yu.

We've begun seeing each other.

60 years old
I have arthritis of the knee.

Decided not to give money to charity.

61 years old
Died at age 61 from diabetes.
It doesn't mention the seven kids I aborted, for some reason.
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Postby Snuggletummy » 2008.11.14 (09:35)

0 years old
I was born a girl in the city of Madurai in the state of Tamil Nadu in India.

My parents have named me Padmasundara. My surname is Chandak. My mother, Rupal, is 23 and my father, Kasi, is 26. I have no brothers or sisters.

1 year old
Sister Iditri born.

2 years old
3 years old
I've developed goiter.

4 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 258 people have died and 3,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

5 years old
My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 12,387 Indian soldiers have been killed.

My sister Iditri has had measles.

6 years old
Peace.

Began school.

My sister Iditri began school.

7 years old
8 years old
9 years old
A major flood has hit India. 446 people have died and 29,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

10 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 422 people have died and 1,800,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

11 years old
12 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 170 people have died and 2,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

13 years old
14 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Javeed Godambe.

Rejected by Javeed Godambe.

15 years old
My country is involved in a regional conflict abroad. 3,937 Indian soldiers have been killed.

Began trade school.

In spite of spending extra hours studying, You have been placed on academic probation.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

16 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Kamal Mukherjee.

Rejected by Kamal Mukherjee.

My sister Iditri began trade school.

My sister Iditri's boyfriend Ajit has graduated from secondary school.

17 years old
Peace.

Volunteered in a local humanitarian effort.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Aparthiva Darsha.

We've begun seeing each other.

18 years old
Graduated from trade school.

Aparthiva Darsha broke off our relationship.

My sister Iditri has graduated from trade school.

19 years old
Began work as a cashier.

Decided to look for a job.

20 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Sunil Agarwal.

Rejected by Sunil Agarwal.

Ajit Shivaiah and my sister Iditri have married.

Prema born to Iditri Shivaiah

21 years old
A major flood has hit India. 81 people have died and 42,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

22 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Dinesh Gundamaraju.

Rejected by Dinesh Gundamaraju.

My mother has gone blind from glaucoma.

23 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Anil Ganguly.

We've begun seeing each other.

Karpura born to Iditri Shivaiah

24 years old
25 years old
Anil Ganguly broke off our relationship.

Hiral born to Iditri Shivaiah

26 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Aparthiva Uppuluri.

Rejected by Aparthiva Uppuluri.

27 years old
Toril born to Iditri Shivaiah

Your sister Iditri's son Toril has died giving birth to sister Iditri's son Toril.

28 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Sanjay Kabir.

Rejected by Sanjay Kabir.

29 years old
My father has reduced vision from cataracts.

30 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Arvind Talip.

Rejected by Arvind Talip.

31 years old
My sister Iditri's husband Ajit has roundworms.

32 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 2,521 people have died and 2,200,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My sister Iditri's husband Ajit has been cured of ascariasis.

33 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Uttar Pradesh state.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

34 years old
A major flood has hit India. 239 people have died and 25,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

35 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 117 people have died and 2,300,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

36 years old
37 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Noor Shoiab Mohammad.

Rejected by Noor Shoiab Mohammad.

38 years old
39 years old
40 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

41 years old
I have hookworm.

Met a new man I like very much, named Karim Mohammad Farooq.

Rejected by Karim Mohammad Farooq.

42 years old
Cured of ancylostomiasis.

43 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Agha Shafquat Rana.

We've begun seeing each other.

My mother has arthritis of the knee.

My father has stomach cancer.

44 years old
Peace.

Agha Shafquat Rana broke off our relationship.

My mother has died at age 68 from tuberculosis.

45 years old
My father has diabetes.

My father has died at age 72 from a heart attack.

46 years old
47 years old
A major flood has hit India. 14 people have died and 45,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

48 years old
Told the truth at the risk of offending a friend..

49 years old
Heavy localized fighting in Madya Pradesh state.

50 years old
I have diabetes.

Decided not to give money to charity.

51 years old
52 years old
Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

Lost money on a risky deal.

53 years old
Peace.

Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

54 years old
Began work as a shop salesperson.

A major earthquake has hit India. 21 people have died and 1,800,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

55 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

A major earthquake has hit India. 307 people have died and 5,300,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

56 years old
57 years old
58 years old
59 years old
60 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

61 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

My sister Iditri's husband Ajit has hookworm.

62 years old
My sister Iditri's husband Ajit has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

63 years old
64 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Gujarat state.

65 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Donated to a disaster relief charity.

66 years old
Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

Lost money on a risky deal.

67 years old
My sister Iditri's husband Ajit has ischemic heart disease.

68 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Toril Chandrasekar.

We've begun seeing each other.

69 years old
My boyfriend Toril and I are now engaged.

Toril Chandrasekar and I got married this year.

70 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

My sister Iditri's husband Ajit has died at age 72 from a heart attack.

71 years old
A major flood has hit India. 362 people have died and 38,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

72 years old
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

73 years old
74 years old
75 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Peace.

Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

My husband Toril has diabetes.

76 years old
Began work as a shop salesperson.

Began work as a shop salesperson.

77 years old
Heavy localized fighting in Punjab state.

78 years old
Peace.

79 years old
80 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

A major earthquake has hit India. 738 people have died and 1,400,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

81 years old
Too old to continue working as a shop salesperson.

Began work as a temporary odd jobs.

My husband Toril has died at age 85 from diabetes.

82 years old
83 years old
84 years old
Died at age 84 from from a heart attack caused by rheumatic heart disease
I died at 84, was rejected by over 15 men. Finally, at 69, I got married, and my husband lived till 85. He died, then I died at 84. I lived with my parents till about 65 or so till they died. Also.. I DIED A VIRGIN.
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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2008.11.14 (10:02)

38 years old

My son Carlos's boyfriend Carlos has graduated from secondary school.
What an odd relationship.
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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2008.11.14 (11:15)

31 years old
Shawn Harris broke off our relationship.

Met a new man I like very much, named Richard Simmons.

Rejected by Richard Simmons.
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Postby blue_tetris » 2008.11.14 (17:03)

I played this game several years ago, amazingly. My sister found it.

Downloading again.
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Postby smartalco » 2008.11.14 (21:31)

This... looks entirely f'ing ridiculous.

You developed goiter 8 times, risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme 9 times (followed immediately by failing to win the lottery), and your sister had 10 kids.

I rest my case.
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Postby blue_tetris » 2008.11.14 (21:34)

That's how people live, I think. You don't get money off of multilevel marketing schemes or the lottery, for the most part.
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0 years old
I was born a girl in the city of Vicenza in Italy's Veneto
region.

My parents have named me Federica. My surname is
Tarantino. My mother, Marcella, is 31 and my father,
Marcello, is 36. I have a sister, Gisella, who is 6.

1 year old
2 years old
3 years old
4 years old
5 years old
6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
My sister Gisella's boyfriend Matteo has been expelled from
trade school.

8 years old
My sister Gisella began trade school.

My sister Gisella's boyfriend Nunzio began trade school.

In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your sister
Gisella's boyfriend Nunzio has been placed on academic
probation.

9 years old
10 years old
A major earthquake has hit Italy. 5 people have died and
170,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My sister Gisella has graduated from trade school.

My sister Gisella's boyfriend Nunzio has been cured of
depression.

11 years old
I was robbed.

My sister Gisella's boyfriend Nunzio has graduated from
trade school.

12 years old
13 years old
Began work as a factory worker.

Nunzio Bergomi and my sister Gisella have married.

14 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Cecilio Nesta.

We've begun seeing each other.

My sister Gisella has moved out on her own.

15 years old
A major earthquake has hit Italy. 5 people have died and
130,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Began trade school.

16 years old
My boyfriend Cecilio has graduated from trade school.

17 years old
A major volcanic eruption has hit Italy. 17 people have
died and 11,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not affected.

Graduated from trade school.

Began work as a salesperson.

18 years old
My boyfriend Cecilio is not ready for marriage.

Ended relationship with Cecilio Nesta.

19 years old
My mother has died at age 51 from ovarian cancer.

20 years old
Denied a raise.

Received a 5% pay raise.

Denied a raise.

Began work as an entertainment industry technician.

Denied a raise.

Met a new man I like very much, named Ernesto Maldini.

We've begun seeing each other.

Domenico born to Gisella Bergomi

My sister Gisella's son Domenico has ophthalmia.

21 years old
22 years old
Denied a raise.

Received a 1% pay raise.

23 years old
Began work as an entertainment industry technician.

24 years old
My boyfriend Ernesto and I are now engaged.

Ernesto Maldini and I got married this year.

Nicolo born to Gisella Bergomi

25 years old
A major volcanic eruption has hit Italy. 55 people have
died and 16,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not affected.

Received a 1% pay raise.

Began work as an entertainment industry technician.

26 years old
Avoided cleaning up someone else's mess.

Received a 1% pay raise.

Began work as an entertainment industry technician.

27 years old
Began work as an entertainment industry technician.

Received a 3% pay raise.

My father has diabetes.

My father has congestive heart failure.

28 years old
I am suffering from clinical depression.

My father has died at age 65 from a heart attack.

29 years old
I have been cured of depression.

Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

Rosa born to Gisella Bergomi

My sister Gisella's daughter Rosa has ophthalmia.

30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

A major volcanic eruption has hit Italy. 14 people have
died and 8,200 others have been affected.

I was not affected.

Saved myself some money with a "white lie".

Returned a wallet to a grateful owner.

31 years old
Decided to use my job illegally to make money.

Made an extra 20,525 euros illegally.

Denied a raise.

Received a 7% pay raise.

32 years old
A major earthquake has hit Italy. 23 people have died and
160,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Told the truth at the risk of offending a friend..

33 years old
Denied a raise.

Received a 1% pay raise.

34 years old
Received a 3% pay raise.

35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Received a 1% pay raise.

Began work as an entertainment industry technician.

36 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.

37 years old
Decided to use my job illegally to make money.

Made an extra 36,878 euros illegally.

Received a 6% pay raise.

38 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

Invested 40000 euros in a bank account.

Received a 3% pay raise.

39 years old
Invested 30 euros in a bank account.

Cashed in 30 euros from a bank account.

Cashed in 40400 euros from a bank account.

Invested 70000 euros in a bank account.

Received a 3% pay raise.

Denied a raise.

Received a 3% pay raise.

40 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Received a 3% pay raise.

Denied a raise.

Received a 1% pay raise.

Cashed in 70700 euros from a bank account.

Invested 50 euros in medium-risk stock.

Cashed in 50 euros from medium-risk stock.

Invested 50000 euros in a bank account.

Invested 50000 euros in medium-risk stock.

41 years old
Denied a raise.

Received a 3% pay raise.

Cashed in 50500 euros from a bank account.

Cashed in 52769 euros from medium-risk stock.

Moved to the United Kingdom.

Moved to Manchester.

Began work as an entertainment industry technician.

42 years old
43 years old
Denied a raise.

Denied a raise.

Received a 1% pay raise.

44 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

Invested 100000 pounds in high-risk stock.

45 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

46 years old
My sister Gisella has had a stroke.

47 years old
Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

Lost money on a risky deal.

Received a 1% pay raise.

48 years old
49 years old
50 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Decided to steal.

Caught stealing.

Sentenced to two years of probation.

51 years old
52 years old
Car was stolen.

53 years old
My sister Gisella has died at age 60 from a stroke.

54 years old
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

55 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

56 years old
Cashed in 17533 pounds from high-risk stock.

Invested 140000 pounds in a bank account.

57 years old
58 years old
59 years old
60 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

61 years old
62 years old
My sister Gisella's husband Nunzio has reduced vision from
cataracts.

63 years old
My sister Gisella's husband Nunzio has been cured of
cataracts.

64 years old
65 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Received a 5% pay raise.

66 years old
Denied a raise.

Received a 5% pay raise.

67 years old
Denied a raise.

Received a 1% pay raise.

68 years old
69 years old
70 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Received a 6% pay raise.

Cashed in 160925 pounds from a bank account.

Invested 340000 pounds in a bank account.

71 years old
Denied a raise.

Received a 1% pay raise.

72 years old
Received a 5% pay raise.

73 years old
Denied a raise.

Received a 1% pay raise.

74 years old
My husband Ernesto died from an infection.

75 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Denied a raise.

Received a 1% pay raise.

76 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

Too old to continue working as a entertainment industry
technician.

Began work as a salesperson.

Received a 1% pay raise.

Cashed in 360916 pounds from a bank account.

Invested 470000 pounds in a bank account.

77 years old
78 years old
79 years old
80 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

81 years old
I am suffering from clinical depression.

Too old to continue working as a salesperson.

Began work as a fortune-teller.

Denied a raise.

Received a 1% pay raise.

82 years old
I have been cured of depression.

Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

Lost money on a risky deal.

My sister Gisella's husband Nunzio has died at age 89 from
diabetes.

83 years old
Lost my investment in a bank account.

Invested 13000 pounds in high-risk stock.

84 years old
I died from an infection.

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Postby Combo Bustperson » 2008.11.18 (07:45)

Wow.
0 years old
I was born a girl in the city of Charlottetown in Canada's Prince Edward Island Province.

My parents have named me Amy. My surname is McDonald. My mother, Cheryl, is 35 and my father, Timothy, is 42. I have a brother, James, age 9, a sister, Gloria, age 12 and a brother, Richard, who is 14.

1 year old
My brother Richard began trade school.

2 years old
My sister Gloria began trade school.

3 years old
My brother Richard has graduated from trade school.

4 years old
My sister Gloria has graduated from trade school.

5 years old
My brother Richard has moved out on his own.

My brother James began trade school.

In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your brother James has been placed on academic probation.

6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
My brother James's girlfriend Tammy has graduated from secondary school.

8 years old
My brother James has graduated from trade school.

Tammy Thomas and my brother James are now engaged to be married.

Tammy Thomas and my brother James have married.

9 years old
My sister Gloria has been involved in a road traffic accident and suffered an injured spinal cord. The injury has resulted in paralysis.

10 years old
My sister Gloria has suffered an epileptic seizure.

11 years old
12 years old
Eugene Andrews and my sister Gloria have married.

Fred born to Gloria Andrews

13 years old
Volunteered in a local humanitarian effort.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Carl Lawson.

We've begun seeing each other.

14 years old
My brother Richard's girlfriend Teresa has been cured of depression.

15 years old
Began trade school.

16 years old
My brother James has arthritis of the knee.

My boyfriend Carl has graduated from secondary school.

My boyfriend Carl began college.

17 years old
Graduated from trade school.

Teresa Jones and my brother Richard are now engaged to be married.

Teresa Jones and my brother Richard have married.

18 years old
Began work as an entertainment industry technician.

Decided to look for a job.

My boyfriend Carl and I are now engaged.

19 years old
Carl Lawson and I got married this year.

Larry born to Gloria Andrews

20 years old
Began work as an entertainment industry technician.

My husband Carl has graduated from college with a degree in Government.

21 years old
22 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

My brother Richard has lung cancer.

23 years old
Avoided drinking alcohol.

Son Leonard born.

My brother Richard has been cured of lung cancer.

24 years old
My husband Carl has appendicitis.

25 years old
My husband Carl has been cured of appendicitis.

26 years old
27 years old
Victor born to Gloria Andrews

28 years old
My son Leonard began school.

29 years old
30 years old
31 years old
32 years old
Decided to steal.

Caught stealing.

Sentenced to two years of probation.

33 years old
Saved the life of a friend of mine.

34 years old
35 years old
Decided to use my job illegally to make money.

Made an extra 29,421 Canada dollars illegally.

36 years old
My brother Richard has ischemic heart disease.

37 years old
38 years old
39 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

My son Leonard's girlfriend Carolyn has graduated from trade school.

40 years old
My father died from an infection.

My sister Gloria has been cured of depression.

My son Leonard has graduated from secondary school.

My son Leonard began college.

41 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

Began work as an entertainment industry technician.

42 years old
Carolyn Berry and my son Leonard are now engaged to be married.

43 years old
44 years old
Moved to Quebec.

My sister Gloria has died at age 57 from breast cancer.

My son Leonard has graduated from college with a degree in Government.

My son Leonard began graduate school.

45 years old
My mother has died at age 81 from colon cancer.

Inherited money from my parents.

My brother Richard has given up drinking.

In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your son Leonard has been placed on academic probation.

Carolyn Berry and my son Leonard have married.

46 years old
Moved to the United States.

Moved to Oceanside.

47 years old
My brother James has diabetes.

My brother James has moved out on his own.

My son Leonard has moved out on his own.

48 years old
My brother Richard has died at age 63 from a heart attack.

My sister Gloria's husband Eugene has arthritis of the knee.

49 years old
My son Leonard has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Government.

50 years old
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

Applied for and received public assistance.

Began work as an entertainment industry technician.

51 years old
My husband Carl has a peptic ulcer.

52 years old
My brother James has died at age 62 from diabetes.

53 years old
54 years old
My brother Richard's wife Teresa has died at age 69 from a stroke.

My husband Carl has been cured of peptic ulcer.

55 years old
56 years old
Craig born to Carolyn Berry

57 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

My son Leonard's wife Carolyn has been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

58 years old
My sister Gloria's husband Eugene has died at age 72 from a stroke.

59 years old
60 years old
My brother James's wife Tammy has died at age 71 from a stroke.

My husband Carl has mouth cancer.

61 years old
My husband slapped me.

62 years old
63 years old
My husband Carl has chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

64 years old
65 years old
66 years old
67 years old
My husband Carl has died at age 68 from chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

68 years old
69 years old
70 years old
71 years old
My son Leonard has diabetes.

72 years old
73 years old
74 years old
75 years old
76 years old
Too old to continue working as a entertainment industry technician.

Began work as a salesperson.

77 years old
78 years old
79 years old
80 years old
81 years old
Too old to continue working as a salesperson.

Began work as a fortune-teller.

82 years old
Decided to use my job illegally to make money.

Made an extra 24,023 dollars illegally.

83 years old
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

My son Leonard has died at age 61 from diabetes.

84 years old
I died from an infection.
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Postby jackass » 2008.11.18 (09:19)

Not a life id like to have
0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Newton Saint Boswells in the United Kingdom's Borders County.

My parents have named me Stanley. My surname is Rice. My mother, Julia, is 25 and my father, Thomas, is 26. I have a brother, Matthew, age 6 and a sister, Barbara, who is 7.

1 year old
2 years old
3 years old
Sister Maria born.

My father has become an alcoholic.

My sister Maria has had measles.

4 years old
5 years old
My father has been cured of depression.

6 years old
Began school.

My father has given up drinking.

My sister Barbara's boyfriend Arthur began trade school.

7 years old
My sister Barbara began trade school.

In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your sister Barbara has been placed on academic probation.

In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your sister Barbara's boyfriend Arthur has been placed on academic probation.

8 years old
My sister Maria began school.

9 years old
My father has died at age 36 in a road traffic accident.

My sister Barbara's boyfriend Arthur has graduated from trade school.

10 years old
My sister Barbara has graduated from trade school.

11 years old
My sister Barbara has moved out on her own.

My brother Matthew has graduated from secondary school.

My brother Matthew's girlfriend Lois has graduated from secondary school.

12 years old
13 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Frances Powell.

We've begun seeing each other.

Lois Howell and my brother Matthew are now engaged to be married.

My girlfriend Frances has skipped a year in school.

14 years old
My brother Matthew has become an alcoholic.

My brother Matthew has moved out on his own.

Lois Howell and my brother Matthew have married.

15 years old
Began trade school.

16 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

My sister Barbara's boyfriend Arthur has become addicted to illicit drugs.

My girlfriend Frances has graduated from secondary school.

My girlfriend Frances began college.

17 years old
Graduated from trade school.

Arthur Brooks and my sister Barbara have married.

My sister Barbara's husband Arthur has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

My sister Maria's boyfriend Patrick began trade school.

18 years old
Began work as a machine operator.

Decided to look for a job.

Frances and I are now engaged.

Frances Powell and I got married this year.

My sister Maria's boyfriend Patrick has been placed on academic probation.

19 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

20 years old
Decided to give some money to charity.

My sister Barbara's husband Arthur has given up drugs.

My sister Maria has graduated from secondary school.

Patrick Hawkins and my sister Maria have married.

My sister Maria's husband Patrick has graduated from trade school.

My wife Frances has graduated from college with a degree in Criminal Justice.

My wife Frances began graduate school.

21 years old
Told the truth at the risk of offending a friend..

22 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

23 years old
Julia born to Maria Hawkins

24 years old
Shared some money with my community.

Shared some money I received.

My sister Barbara's husband Arthur has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

My wife Frances has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Criminal Justice.

25 years old
Bruce born to Barbara Brooks

My brother Matthew has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

26 years old
David born to Maria Hawkins

27 years old
Phyllis born to Barbara Brooks

28 years old
Avoided using drugs.

My sister Barbara has been cured of depression.

29 years old
Cleaned up someone else's mess.

My sister Maria's husband Patrick has become an alcoholic.

30 years old
Timothy born to Maria Hawkins

31 years old
My brother Matthew's wife Lois has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

Theresa born to Lois Howell

32 years old
33 years old
34 years old
35 years old
My sister Maria's husband Patrick has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

36 years old
My sister Maria's husband Patrick has given up drinking.

37 years old
38 years old
39 years old
40 years old
41 years old
Stephanie born to Maria Hawkins

42 years old
43 years old
44 years old
45 years old
46 years old
47 years old
48 years old
49 years old
50 years old
51 years old
My sister Maria's husband Patrick has ischemic heart disease.

52 years old
53 years old
54 years old
My mother has died at age 81 from an accident caused by senile dementia.

Inherited money from my parents.

55 years old
56 years old
57 years old
My sister Barbara has ischemic heart disease.

My brother Matthew has died at age 65 from an accident caused by senile dementia.

58 years old
59 years old
60 years old
My sister Barbara has taken a dangerous fall and suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in permanent limp.

61 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

My sister Maria's husband Patrick has mouth cancer.

62 years old
63 years old
64 years old
65 years old
My brother Matthew's wife Lois has died at age 73 from colon cancer.

66 years old
Too old to continue working as a machine operator.

Began work as a lab technician.

67 years old
My sister Barbara died from an infection.

My sister Maria's husband Patrick died from an infection.

68 years old
69 years old
70 years old
71 years old
72 years old
73 years old
My sister Maria has a melanoma.

My sister Maria has ischemic heart disease.

My sister Maria has had a stroke.

74 years old
My sister Barbara's husband Arthur died from an infection.

75 years old
76 years old
Too old to continue working as a lab technician.

Began work as a cashier.

My sister Maria has been cured of melanoma.

77 years old
My sister Maria has died at age 75 from a heart attack.

78 years old
79 years old
Too old to continue working as a cashier.

Began work as a primary teacher's aid.

80 years old
81 years old
Too old to continue working as a primary teacher's aid.

My wife Frances has died at age 82 from pneumonia.

82 years old
83 years old
Began work as a scavenger of used goods.

Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

84 years old
Borrowed 20 pounds in a family loan loan.

Borrowed 300 pounds in a family loan loan.

Began work as a temporary odd jobs.

85 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Sentenced to 2 years in prison.

86 years old
87 years old
Released from prison.

88 years old
Receiving public assistance.

Began work as a temporary odd jobs.

Payed off 10 pounds of family loan loan.

Payed off pounds of loan.

89 years old
90 years old
I died from general complications of old age.
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