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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.03.05 (02:57)

[spoiler="you know i always joked that it would be scary as hell to run into DMX in a dark ally, but secretly when i say 'DMX' i really mean 'Tsukatu'." -kai]"... and when i say 'scary as hell' i really mean 'tight pink shirt'." -kai[/spoiler][/i]
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Postby Vyacheslav » 2010.03.05 (03:03)

Ahahaha, what the shit. Apparently I suck. I got barely over 10k
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Postby Kablizzy » 2010.03.05 (05:57)

My highscore is 55k, Ranny's is 62k.
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Postby a happy song » 2010.03.05 (08:53)

I saw this on your FB status. Was waiting for you to post here.

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Postby Vyacheslav » 2010.03.05 (14:47)

42k now... :/
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Postby Tunco » 2010.03.05 (17:13)

16k at most. :(
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Postby Vyacheslav » 2010.03.05 (18:42)

YES! 56,564!
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Postby Mute Monk » 2010.03.05 (20:37)

Highscore: 92096

N needs a eurodance/synthpop soundtrack just like this game.
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Postby Vyacheslav » 2010.03.05 (21:16)

Oh no. Not another "N needs music" argument that's about to boil.
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Postby Kablizzy » 2010.03.05 (22:38)

This is bullshit. ;_;
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.03.06 (04:02)

Similar game whose aesthetics were masterfully designed: Canabalt
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Postby Tunco » 2010.03.06 (14:00)

Dude, Tsukatu, that game is /amazing/. Dead at about 2500 meters in 10 minutes.
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Postby  yahoozy » 2010.03.07 (00:13)

Hey, what? Didn't I post Canabalt somewhere before? I swear I posted Canabalt somewhere before.

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Postby Ad » 2010.03.08 (10:02)

Everyone in my flat's been playing this, let's give it a shot...

15k. =\

Ooh, make that 30.
And I've seen Canabalt before, so I can only assume it was posted or tossed around the IRC in one of my fleeting glances there. 4050 on my first try. Got taken out by one of the goddamn closed buildings.
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2010.03.08 (15:49)

The music in this game is the absolute worst. :(
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Postby Vyacheslav » 2010.03.08 (18:22)

SlappyMcGee wrote:The music in this game is the absolute worst. :(
Agreed. I play the game on mute.
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.03.09 (00:34)

Whaa? The music is a critical part of the game! The gameplay is too simplistic to be enjoyable for more than 30 seconds; it's the atmosphere that makes me love it. The clash between the supergay, sparkly, butterfly-collecting, rainbow unicorn adventure and the cold, badass, determined tone that the game is presented with is what makes it great. Everything is bright, and the high contrast makes the unicorn's metal body look all the more menacing. You leave rainbow trails as you collect butterflies while you annihilate all opposition by smashing mercilessly through it Juggernaut-style. And the inspirational messages when you begin versus lives being called "wishes"! The game is truly a work of art. You can't have the game without the music.
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Postby chume14 » 2010.03.09 (01:00)

Fabulous game

23k was the best I could get after many many wishes
Similar game whose aesthetics were masterfully designed: Canabalt
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Postby OneSevenNine » 2010.03.09 (02:05)

Best viral internets thing I've seen in a while.

Original song and video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSMeUPFjQHc

The amazing epic story portrayed in the video lays a whole other layer of depth onto the lyrics of that beautiful song.
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Postby Mute Monk » 2010.03.09 (02:18)

Tsukatu wrote:Whaa? The music is a critical part of the game! The gameplay is too simplistic to be enjoyable for more than 30 seconds; it's the atmosphere that makes me love it. The clash between the supergay, sparkly, butterfly-collecting, rainbow unicorn adventure and the cold, badass, determined tone that the game is presented with is what makes it great. Everything is bright, and the high contrast makes the unicorn's metal body look all the more menacing. You leave rainbow trails as you collect butterflies while you annihilate all opposition by smashing mercilessly through it Juggernaut-style. And the inspirational messages when you begin versus lives being called "wishes"! The game is truly a work of art. You can't have the game without the music.
I agree wholeheartedly. I'm pretty sure that song got waaaay more downloads when that game became semi-popular.

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Postby Slayr » 2010.03.10 (22:33)

They should release CANABALT as an Xbox live arcade game, that would be awesome!

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Postby Universezero » 2010.03.13 (22:38)

Ahaha. This is epic. After about 10 minutes of play, my highest score was 18K. I hope to beat this score soon.
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Postby sheganican » 2010.03.14 (17:36)

Mute Monk wrote:N needs a eurodance/synthpop soundtrack just like this game.
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Postby moonlight » 2010.03.17 (20:06)

Tsukatu wrote:Similar game whose aesthetics were masterfully designed: Canabalt
Yes. I love that game, play it online and the iPod version.
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Postby keninja » 2010.04.02 (15:53)

Highest run i've ever gotten was about 60k, then i f'ed up and got 10-20k after that.

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