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EMP's on November 6th! SSS, Hitler, and the Pope wears red shoes to protect himself from Satan!

:o

SOMEONE TELL OBAMA NOT TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY

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EARTH IS SIMULTANEOUS FOUR DAY FOUR SIDE TIMECUBE

There's a forum out there full of meth-heads, where the "Zeitgeist" movie is a sticky, labeled a "must see". It's not totally out of character for them, because, being on meth, they are of course paranoid, and probably hearing voices.

But if you're not on meth, and you believe Zeitgeist, or the whole reptilian shapeshifter thing, you're a moron.

If you are on meth, however, Brilliant!

Angels are going to kill the Pope to get those red shoes.

T̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư wrote:EMP's on November 6th!

Quick! Someone get Sam Fisher on the line!

i don't even? but. what?

Pleiadians shot down the ICBM fired from Los Angeles because they will only allow missile attacks against satellites.
In negative four days, a massive EMP strike will cut power to most first-world countries, and it will take us half a year to recover from it.

Pleiadians, you guys! Pleiadians! :o

Molar-fucking thorax wrote:Angels are going to kill the Pope to get those red shoes.

Unlikely. Angels will be more likely to go for sandals and small scooters.

fawk wrote:

Molar-fucking thorax wrote:Angels are going to kill the Pope to get those red shoes.

Unlikely. Angels will be more likely to go for sandals and small scooters.

Relevant.

Haha, what an idiot - she was one day late with her prediction.

Wait--

Spawn of Yanni wrote:Haha, what an idiot - she was one day late with her prediction.

Wait--

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Spawn of Yanni wrote:Haha, what an idiot - she was one day late with her prediction.

Wait--

And if you read the last two lines of the article, they basically said it was probably a commercial aircraft.

The whole predicting a solar-flare thing just makes me think of the horrible Nicholas Cage movie Knowing.

smartalco wrote:

Spawn of Yanni wrote:Haha, what an idiot - she was one day late with her prediction.

Wait--

And if you read the last two lines of the article, they basically said it was probably a commercial aircraft.

The whole predicting a solar-flare thing just makes me think of the horrible Nicholas Cage movie Knowing.

While I (and Roger Ebert) disagree with you about the brilliance of Knowing, I will say this: That's UN Goodwill Ambassador for Global Justice Nicolas Cage, to you, ser.

smartalco wrote:

Spawn of Yanni wrote:Haha, what an idiot - she was one day late with her prediction.

Wait--

And if you read the last two lines of the article, they basically said it was probably a commercial aircraft.

It was just a weather balloon carried up by swamp gas.
Move along, citizen.

T̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư wrote:

smartalco wrote:

Spawn of Yanni wrote:Haha, what an idiot - she was one day late with her prediction.

Wait--

And if you read the last two lines of the article, they basically said it was probably a commercial aircraft.

It was just a weather balloon carried up by swamp gas.
Move along, citizen.

Light refracting off of Venus and explosions

That woman is making fun of my dirty bombs...I'm highly offended by her meth-induced gesture. Heh, I didn't realize how old this was, oh well, it still stands that this bitch is crazy.